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No Time To Die Trailer Quick Hits

No Time To Die Trailer Quick Hits

by | Dec 4, 2019 | ,

With the release of the first No Time to Die trailer, we finally have something to talk beyond the usual uninformed conjecture. Naturally, I had some thoughts. So let's chat Bond, James Bond again, shall we? Initial Impressions This is the first moment I've been on...

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Tomorrow Never Dies Opening Credits Remixed with the Rolling Stones

by | May 22, 2014 | Misc., Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

The original title track for TOMORROW NEVER DIES shall go unmentioned. It’s just safer that way. You never know when you'll be in mixed company getting all worked up about Sheryl Crow's abomination...
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Goldfinger Opening Remixed w/ Bret MacKenzie

by | May 21, 2015 | Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

  Greg McCambley suggested this pairing. Without even testing it, I knew this track from Muppets: Most Wanted would be a perfect fit for the Goldfinger opening. I'm a little jealous I didn't...
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You Only Live Twice Opening Remixed w/ Pizzicato Five

by | November 3, 2015 | Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

Love erupts and cultures clash in this hilarious fish-out-of-water comedy about two boys and two girls lost in the Orient. Sean Connery is James, a dashing mild-mannered British importer/exporter...
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Live and Let Die Opening Remixed with Jimi Hendrix

by | June 4, 2014 | Misc., Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

Have you ever thought that Paul McCartney needed more guitar in his title track for Live and Let Die? Did you think that maybe the Guns 'n f'n Roses' version of "Live and Let Die" might have been...
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Die Another Day Opening Remixed w/ Talking Heads

by | May 13, 2015 | Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

Let's just go ahead and pretend that Madonna never turned the title credits for Die Another Day into a dancehall and admit that this song is much preferable and a better fit. Mitch Miller would have...
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Bond Directors: Licence to List

by | September 13, 2016 | Licence to List | 1 Comment

#Bond_age_ Licence to List: James Bond Directors For this newest Licence to List, #Bond_age_ HQ has compiled and ranked a list of the best Bond directors. As always, we've used highly specific and wholly arbitrary methods for ranking. We each have our favorite films...
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#Bond_age_ Bond Theme Rankings

by | September 25, 2015 | Licence to List, Misc. | 0 Comments

#Bond_age_ Licence to List: Bond Theme Rankings As an introduction to the next series of Bond posts leading up to the release of SPECTRE, the #Bond_age_ powers have come together with a cumulative rank of their favorite Bond theme songs. And yes we're piggybacking on...
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James Bond Movie Rankings: Licence to List

by | March 31, 2017 | Licence to List, Misc. | 2 Comments

I've always resisted widely publicizing my full James Bond Movie Rankings. I've resisted because a simple ranking system of all 24 films seemed to undermine the spirit of James Bond enjoyment. Fans of 007 find entertainment in even the diciest Bonds. Maybe I've had a...
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#Bond_age_ Essays and Features

My Favorite #Bond_age_: The World Is Not Enough by Steve Sandberg

by | April 22, 2015 | #Bond_age_ Project, My Favorite #Bond_age_, The World Is Not Enough | 0 Comments

I Know How to Hurt: The World is Not Enough and James Bond’s Shaky Ethics by Steve Sandberg In discussions of the James Bond franchise, The World is Not Enough is rarely even acknowledged, and when it is, the talk isn’t usually positive. Treated as more forgettable than an outright disaster,...
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