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Credits Remixed

Spectre Opening Remixed w/ Lana Del Rey

by | January 27, 2016 | Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

Let us never speak of that other Spectre song ever again. Never. I'm not joking. That that guy was chosen over Lana Del Rey's "24" is one of the great crimes against humanity. I'm only slightly...
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Goldfinger Opening Remixed w/ Bret MacKenzie

by | May 21, 2015 | Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

  Greg McCambley suggested this pairing. Without even testing it, I knew this track from Muppets: Most Wanted would be a perfect fit for the Goldfinger opening. I'm a little jealous I didn't...
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The Spy Who Loved Me Opening Remixed w/ The Last Shadow Puppets

by | July 5, 2017 | Misc., Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

I've had this song from the Last Shadow Puppets on the Opening-Remix back burner for years. I never quite found the right fit. Seeing as how this week marked the 40th Anniversary of The Spy Who Love...
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Octopussy Opening Remixed with Tears for Fears

by | April 30, 2014 | Misc., Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

@theactualkeith strikes again! This time with a simply lovely mashup of Octopussy with Tears for Fears' "Head Over Heels." It's a pitch-perfect redux... and who doesn't love Tears for Fears? Goddamn...
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Live and Let Die Opening Remixed with Jimi Hendrix

by | June 4, 2014 | Misc., Title Credits Remixed | 0 Comments

Have you ever thought that Paul McCartney needed more guitar in his title track for Live and Let Die? Did you think that maybe the Guns 'n f'n Roses' version of "Live and Let Die" might have been...
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Licence to List

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James Bond Movie Rankings: Licence to List

by | March 31, 2017 | Licence to List, Misc. | 2 Comments

I've always resisted widely publicizing my full James Bond Movie Rankings. I've resisted because a simple ranking system of all 24 films seemed to undermine the spirit of James Bond enjoyment. Fans of 007 find entertainment in even the diciest Bonds. Maybe I've had a...
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best bond directors

Bond Directors: Licence to List

by | September 13, 2016 | Licence to List | 1 Comment

#Bond_age_ Licence to List: James Bond Directors For this newest Licence to List, #Bond_age_ HQ has compiled and ranked a list of the best Bond directors. As always, we've used highly specific and wholly arbitrary methods for ranking. We each have our favorite films...
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Pre-Title Sequences: Licence to List

by | May 29, 2018 | Licence to List | 0 Comments

We've been delinquent on our list-making. Our apologies. I blame Spectre for anything that's gone haywire at #Bond_age_. I'm sure Waltzfeld had something to do with the fact that we started making this list more than a year ago and it's just now seeing the light of...
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Skyfall #Bond_age_ Collection DVD Cover

Skyfall #Bond_age_ Collection DVD Cover

by | Apr 17, 2015 | , | 0 Comments

Skyfall #Bond_age_ Collection DVD Cover For the Skyfall #Bond_age_ Collection DVD Cover, something about that movie screamed Saul Bass to me. So I nabbed the Anatomy of a Murder body, misplaced some limbs and added some “keeping the English end up” (or rather down)...

#Bond_age_ Essays and Features

The Living Daylights: Bizarro Bond in a Brave Old World

by | October 14, 2013 | #Bond_age_ Project | 0 Comments

The striking departure from the traditional histrionics-laden Bond artwork prefaces the (relative) seriousness of the endeavor. Dalton’s performance delivers on that promise. His version of the character projects an approximation of humanity that hadn’t been present in the superhero antics of the aging Roger Moore. But despite what they said about Roger Moore and, in particular, his last outing in A View to a Kill, is that what audiences really wanted?

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