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Chekhov’s Gun and Q Branch: Expectation in Tomorrow Never Dies

Compared to prior Bond automobiles, the BMW 750iL should be found wanting. While at least more impressive than the hamster-powered baby blue Z3 in GoldenEye (that I can only assume James was more than happy to turnover to Jack Wade), the 750iL still seems more like an accountant’s midlife crisis than a Bond car… until Q works his magic.

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Bond 25 Updates and Careless Whispers

Bond 25 Updates and Careless Whispers

I want Bond to be a cocky bastard and stop with the tired middie-aged introspection that started in Skyfall (because if Bond can’t survive his midlife crisis what hope is there for the rest of us?!?) and go on an actual goddamn MI6 mission handed to him by an M who sits at his desk and makes snide remarks about Bond’s carelessness.

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Octopussy Opening Remixed with The Muppets

The Octopussy title track from Rita Coolidge is a certifiable classic. A certifiable slow jam with an awkward pace that causes a tragic difficulty in matching a song with the image. I was...

SPECTRE Opening Titles Remixed with Portishead

I hadn't heard this song in a long time. "Sour Times" hails from album Dummy, released in 1994. I was obsessed with this record. That might be putting it mildly, however. I kept this album in my car...

You Only Live Twice Opening Remixed w/ Pizzicato Five

Love erupts and cultures clash in this hilarious fish-out-of-water comedy about two boys and two girls lost in the Orient. Sean Connery is James, a dashing mild-mannered British importer/exporter...

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Opening Remixed with Chicago

The instrumental opening to On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a John Barry classic. It was even updated by the Propellerheads with some divine 90's electronic vibes. I'm not sure why I was...

The World is Not Enough Opening Remixed w/ Beyond the Wizards Sleeve

  As I corrected a few formatting issues in the #Bond_age_ jump page, I noticed that The World is Not Enough lacked an Opening Titles Remix. That had to be fixed, and it just so happened I've had a...

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Pre-Title Sequences: Licence to List

We've been delinquent on our list-making. Our apologies. I blame Spectre for anything that's gone haywire at #Bond_age_. I'm sure Waltzfeld had something to do with the fact that we started making this list more than a year ago and it's just now seeing the light of...

#Bond_age_ Bond Theme Rankings

#Bond_age_ Licence to List: Bond Theme Rankings As an introduction to the next series of Bond posts leading up to the release of SPECTRE, the #Bond_age_ powers have come together with a cumulative rank of their favorite Bond theme songs. And yes we're piggybacking on...
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James Bond Movie Rankings: Licence to List

I've always resisted widely publicizing my full James Bond Movie Rankings. I've resisted because a simple ranking system of all 24 films seemed to undermine the spirit of James Bond enjoyment. Fans of 007 find entertainment in even the diciest Bonds. Maybe I've had a...

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James Bond in Phineas and Ferb: Part I

James Bond in Phineas and Ferb: Part I

Pop Bond: James Bond in Disney's Phineas and Ferb On Disney's Phineas and Ferb, the two titular brothers create wild new inventions for each day of summer. Meanwhile their pet platypus named Perry moonlights as Secret Agent Perry the Platypus working for the American...