Let the #Wraparound Edition of #Bond_age_ commence! #DrNo began #Bond_age_ back on December 12th of 2012. We’ve come a long way… would the return of the virile 30-year-old Sean Connery live up to our live tweet expectations? Hell yes.

 

…the new girl with an excellent reference to start things off. Reference footnote: Piet Mondrian…

…yes, yes, a guy named Treadways is murdered and blah blah… BUT WHERE’S BOND?…

…I dare you to resist Sylvia Trench…

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…”Bond. James Bond.”…

…obligatory sidetrack!

…and we’re back…

…and Connery returns to his room to find liquid sex putting in his shirt and high heels…

…nothing to see here but Jack Lord’s fabulous hair…

…Connery arrives in Jamaica… and people are awfully suspicious looking…

…dirty, double crossing chauffeurs…

…time to introduce your villain this evening through evil, loudspeaker conversations… because nothing says evil, like refusing to be in the same room as your underlings…

…welcome to the nicest bar in Kingston, don’t mind the cockroaches, or the bongo players…

…okay so, to up the stakes lets just say the tarantula could have given Bond a nasty welt…

…Bond tosses a carload of heavies falls off a cliff…

…and now Bond meets Zena Marshall, a girl of French/English descent playing a super hot Asian girl… but she’s wearing only a towel, so nobody much cares from whence she came…

….HEEEEEYOOOOOOH……

…and you also won’t stop humming that Mango Tree song for a week….

…but Bond is onto your games sweetheart… but he’ll do you anyway…

…I’ll let @ThatAndyRoss summarize what happens next… Hello, Honey….

…captured by Dr. No’s bumbling, nondescript henchmen and their mechanical dragon! Will Connery escape? Will he be roasted over a spit? Stay tuned…

..detox!…

…followed by some nice room service and house-required naps…

…time to meet the good doctor for your checkups…

“Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?” #DrNo #BestBondLineEver #FeelTheBurn

— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva)

…oh no! Bond’s been incarcerated by an evil genius! How will he ever escape?… oh… well, sure, nobody remembers to seal their ventilation shaft…

…Step 1: put on radiation suit. Step 2: grab a manila folder. Step 3: blend…

…so, uh, you said I SHOULDN’T turn this wheel then?…

…he turned the wheel past 11! Everyone scurry!…

Dr. No Live Tweet Digest

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