So much good #Bond_age_ all in a row. Could the #Bond_age_ crew make light of From Russia With Love, one of the more serious, straight-faced Bonds? Or would we resort to becoming a Sean Connery, Robert Shaw, Daniela Bianchi, fashion and travelogue lovefest? If you’ve tuned in or read any of the live tweet digests, you already know the answer… and the answer is a lot of both.

…and we’re introduced to our mastermind… over a game of chess…

…and our evil henchman during a lovely massage…

…LEKTOR?… …LECTERN?…

…Hi, Tatiana…

…welcome to Q-Branch, where we supply you with a briefcase… to carry all of your favorite manila folders…

…and now off to Istanbul is Constantinople, for the entire travel package… gypsies and assassinations and easy women…

…Bond is displeased with his room selection…

 

 

…and we’re introduced to Karim Bey, by the whiniest hussy in the history of whiny hussies…

…when in Turkey, visit the gypsy camps… that’s what I always say…

…and Bond saves the day! His reward, two hot gypsy girls!…

…and now for the part of your Turkish travel package where you assist with the assassination of “bad dude”!…

…oh, hai, Tatiana. Nice, choker. Get that at Macy’s? Oh, okay, I’ll make a sex tape with you… but only if you insist…

…sex always makes me want to visit cherished historical architecture too…

…the most intense ferry trip east of Staten Island…

…meanwhile back at the Hall of Justice, M records the conversation for his own personal edification…

…all aboard the Orient Express, next stop… SUSPENSE… or SEX… the itinerary is really up to you. In fact, it’s more like a cruise. The perks are a la carte…

…sidetrack for debate!…

…and as Bond drags drunk Tanya around like a sack of potatoes, we begin to doubt that he has any affection for her beyond maybe that of a pillow, thrown in the back of a car during long car trips…

 

 

From Russia With Love Live Tweet Digest

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