Technical difficulties have temporarily derailed the #FRwL Live Tweet Digest but not so with the #GOLDFINGER tweets. Read on as we delight in the ways that Sean Connery says “PUSHY.”

…POW. Right in the kisser!…

…Shirley Bassey drops by for some crooning…

…and Bond appears in Miami… to… do… what exactly?…

…oh right, ass-slap like a kid in a candy store…

…and torment a card game?…

…and Goldfinger shows his immense displeasure by…

…time for a #Bond_age_ “THE MORE YOU KNOW” moment…

…at this point can we even separate Austin Powers from James Bond and James Bond from Austin Powers?…

…and now back to tormenting Goldfinger… this time by out-cheating him at golf…

…say it with me now… “PUSHY”…

…welcome to the Goldfinger chop shop…. we turn gold cars into Asians!…

…time for Bond’s laser bikini wax…

…time for PUSHY!…

…off to… the stables… who do you like in the third?…

…Goldfinger address his investors which apparently includes a team full of stereotypes from 1940 gangster films…

…ninja Bond drops from the ceiling to escape captivity…

…Bond pops up inside the Fort Knox model…

…oh hai, Pushy…

…random Kentucky Friend Chicken product placement raises an eyebrow…

…and a Thunderbird (and passengers) is turned into a convenient pocket sized version…

…time for a roll in a hay…

…many, many, many “rapey” comments distilled to one…

…and now back to assaulting Fort Knox…

…okay, just a couple more rapey comments….

…gee, look at all the whiz-bangs on that big ol’ bomb…

…random suit, defuses the bomb and the day is saved… or is it…

…Where’s “Pushy”?… oh… right… crashing the plane while we fight to the death…

…Bond and Pushy parachute to safety… this time, no rapey required…

Goldfinger Live Tweet Digest

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