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Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet Digest (Tournament Edition)

by 007hertzrumble | May 23, 2014 | Live Tweet Digests, Tournament of #Bond_age_

You could learn a few things by reading the Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet Digest. I’m not saying you’ll learn how to randomly fly a Soviet MIG, but you might learn something less useful, like how to make 12 Teri Hatcher jokes in under 30 seconds.

INITIATE TOMORROW NEVER DIES LIVE TWEET DIGEST

There’s no Tweet like a Livetweet. INITIATE MISSION! #TND

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014

Director Roger Spottiswoode was born in my hometown of Ottawa, Canada. Earlier films include Terror Train & Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. #TND

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014

There’s nothing I like more than a crisp winter day and a stroll through a weapons bazaar… #TND

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014

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The Man with the Golden Gun Live Tweet Digest (Tournament Edition)

by 007hertzrumble | May 16, 2014 | Live Tweet Digests, Tournament of #Bond_age_

May 14th – The Man with the Golden Gun, the 13th seed in the Tournament of Bonds, launches Match Nipple, I mean Match B.

INITIATE THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN LIVE TWEET DIGEST (Tournament Edition)!

Stuff your midgets in a suitcase. It’s time to INITIATE MISSION #MWGG, the 13th seed in the #TournamentOfBonds

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014

Nothing says “turn around and go home immediately” like a midget holding a platter of Tabasco sauce. #MWGG

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014

@GregMcCambley It’s the Nipple Without a Name. #MWGG

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014

@GregMcCambley Exactly. This predates the nipple’s work in Two Nipples for Sister Sara and Hang “Em Nippled. #MWGG

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014

@GregMcCambley How can you argue with the novelty of a Nipple singing? #MWGG

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014

@007hertzrumble I try to keep abreast of a good Nipple song. #MWGG

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014

Statue Bond looked perturbed. I think someone served him a sherry that was off. #MWGG

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014

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Octopussy Live Tweet Digest (Tournament Edition)

by 007hertzrumble | May 2, 2014 | Live Tweet Digests, Tournament of #Bond_age_

April 30th – Diamonds Are Forever now has it’s adversary, the 17th-seeded OCTOPUSSY.

INITIATE THE OCTOPUSSY LIVE TWEET DIGEST (Tournament Edition)!

#OCTOPUSSY Opening Remixed with The Muppets! – #Bond_age_ http://t.co/hYQ2Fcep4z… #JamesBond #TheMuppets #TheBeatles pic.twitter.com/urHJRaNTU8

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 29, 2014

@007hertzrumble Another #Octopussy Remix to hype everyone up for #Bond_age_ tonight! http://t.co/Ev7NdZp6Kl — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) April 30, 2014

It’s the #Bond_age_ #TournamentOfBonds starring not one, not two, but OCTO… PUSSY! INITIATE MISSION #OCTOPUSSY

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014

“Please be careful. I shaved this off Magnum earlier this morning. He’ll come for you.” #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014

JUDO CHOP #Octopussy

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014

“Toro sounds like a load of bull” is only funny because you know it’s supposed to be a joke, but it isn’t. #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014

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Diamonds Are Forever Live Tweet Digest (Tournament Edition)

by 007hertzrumble | Apr 25, 2014 | Live Tweet Digests, Tournament of #Bond_age_, Tournament of Bonds

April 23rd, 2014 – The Tournament of Bonds launches with the 16 seed: the DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER live tweet. We had a few thoughts. Not all of them were especially pleasant.

INITIATE THE DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER LIVE TWEET (before we change our minds)

Watching this video to prepare for tonight’s live tweet of #DAF (just to keep myself in check): http://t.co/ANurc4wyra

— Adam Slusar (@TapwaterAlice) April 24, 2014

Light the #TournamentOfBonds flame. It’s #Bond_age_ time. INITIATE THE 16 SEED, DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. #DAF

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 24, 2014

#daf has one of the cooler arrangements of the JB theme during the gun barrel sequence.

— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) April 24, 2014

RAGE, SLOUCHY BOND. RAGE. #DAF #TournamentOfBonds

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 24, 2014

What you don’t see: Sean Connery pairing socks & sandals in the “bra strangulation” scene. #DAF #notevenjoking

— Adam Slusar (@TapwaterAlice) April 24, 2014

Bond gets his weapons from the dollar store. #DAF

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 24, 2014

And these kids are like “Screw you, rich white lady. Umbrellas don’t grow on trees.” #DAF

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 24, 2014

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The Man From UNCLE “Brain-Killer Affair” Livetweet Digest

by Greg McCambley | Apr 13, 2014 | #Bond_age_TV, #Bond_age_TV, Live Tweet Digests, The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

In our second Man From UNCLE episode, “The Brain-Killer Affair,” Napoleon and Ilya race to prevent valuable UNCLE information from being drained out of Mr. Waverly via an evil THRUSH device. They must contend with brutal THRUSH agents and an empty-brained goon with a hammer. Luckily, they have Yvonne Craig and Rosie Grier on their side. Enjoy the mission report!

INITIATE “THE BRAIN-KILLER AFFAIR”!

Open Channel D! INITIATE MISSION! #Bond_age_TV

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) April 10, 2014

“Total black op! Leave no witnesses!” #Bond_age_TV — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) April 10, 2014

Looks like Solo’s not the only one who dips into the office pool. #Bond_age_TV — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) April 10, 2014

I’m pretty sure he popped up from beneath the desk. …and what were you doing, sir? #Bond_age_TV

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 10, 2014

why was that gurney so low? #Bond_age_TV

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) April 10, 2014 (more…)

The Man From UNCLE: “Dove Affair” Live Tweet Digest

by Greg McCambley | Apr 13, 2014 | #Bond_age_TV, #Bond_age_TV, Live Tweet Digests, The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

This past Wednesday, the boys and girls of #Bond_age_TV got together to enjoy some more fun times with The Man From UNCLE. First off, we watched as Napoleon Solo, trapped behind the iron curtain, battled THRUSH agents, a nationalist superspy, and annoying American teenagers, to get important information back to UNCLE. It was “The Dove Affair,” and a good time was had by all! Enjoy the field report!

INITIATE “THE DOVE AFFAIR”!

Open Channel D! INITIATE MISSION! #Bond_age_TV

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) April 10, 2014

Remember when TV shows has cool opening sequences? TV shows don’t have that anymore. #Bond_age_TV

— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) April 10, 2014

Is that Lassie’s mom? #Bond_age_TV

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) April 10, 2014

@AnnaRenee Indeed it is. #Bond_age_TV

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) April 10, 2014

Well, that’s one way to crash a funeral. #Bond_age_TV

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) April 10, 2014 (more…)

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