by 007hertzrumble | Aug 7, 2013 | My Favorite #Bond_age_
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service: This Never Happened To The Other Fellow
by Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot)
So here’s the thing, I love Sean. Sean is Bond. I didn’t grow up in the 80’s or 90’s with Dalton, Brosnan, Craig, and Dench. Moore is a poor man’s excuse for Bond. All ruffled tuxedo and demeanor. Moore is to Connery what New Coke is to Coke; sweeter and more generic. He’s the supermarket Kola you find when you’re looking for the real thing. Naturally I thought I’d write about Sean for this favorite Bond series. I thought about Goldfinger, From Russia With Love, and Dr. No immediately. Then I realized something. I didn’t own a single Bond film. Why was that? I thought about it and realized that for me, the entire series lacked depth. Bond played baccarat, cracked wise with arch-villains, bedded a bevy of beauties, and foiled the world domination plots of many while maintaining his poise and retaining his boutonniere. He never lost his cool because he wasn’t a real guy. Let’s face it – it’s hard to get excited about a cardboard cutout, even a really attractive one. Without depth and some vulnerability, all the ski chases and 11th hour bomb defusing came to naught. Bond seemed less superhuman and more subhuman. Then it hit me. Lazenby. The odd man out. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. The answer to many a Bond trivia question. Lazenby fit the bill. George Lazenby was tall, dashing, an Australian male model with a smartass demeanor. This made him made him the perfect…er, replacement… for Connery back in 1969 and his film, the perfect vehicle. In On Her Majesty’s Secret Service we see Bond fight, ski, seduce, crack wise and even fall in love all set to a gorgeous John Barry score. (more…)
by 007hertzrumble | Jul 30, 2013 | Misc.
Slouchy Bond
[in the tune of “Spider Pig”]
Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Does whatever a Slouchy Bond does. Can he smile in a wig? No, he can’t. He’s a Bond. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.
Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Marries the “ugly” girl cuz he can. Can he smile in a bed? Not even then. He’s asleep. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.
Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Trained as a ninja, by Samuel L. Can he yell in a robe? Not a chance. He’s a grump. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.
by 007hertzrumble | Jul 30, 2013 | My Favorite #Bond_age_
You Only Live Twice: Teetering on the Precipice
by Tom Wilcox (@TRWilcox)
“They killed James Bond. They KILLED JAMES BOND! And I just found out who he was!”
I don’t remember how old I was when I first watched You Only Live Twice. Somewhere in the single-digits, seven or eight? We’ll say eight.
The iconic gun barrel opening set the tone. Action! Excitement! Take-no-prisoners surf guitar!
It opens in outer space. Two astronauts maneuvering a capsule, the Jupiter 16. (I could have pulled that out of my memory even if I hadn’t just rewatched the movie. “Jupiter 16” is just one of those things you remember.) Another larger, more menacing ship approaches. It swallows them whole, like a shark, leaving one astronaut to float off to his death. They certainly had my attention. This movie meant business. (more…)
by 007hertzrumble | Jul 18, 2013 | Live Tweet Digests, Official Project, Wraparound
I needed one more live tweet to complete my full set of 23 James Bond live tweet digests. This one slipped through the cracks the first time around. Not so this time. Fitting perhaps because #Thunderball was the first live tweet on the initial #Bond_age_ run for which people actually showed up. It was my self-proclaimed kill episode. If nobody tweeted with me, I was going to stop the live-tweets altogether and just focus on my essays. 20+ episodes later, we’re still going. Thanks, everybody!
by 007hertzrumble | Jul 16, 2013 | Live Tweet Digests, Official Project, Wraparound
So much good #Bond_age_ all in a row. Could the #Bond_age_ crew make light of From Russia With Love, one of the more serious, straight-faced Bonds? Or would we resort to becoming a Sean Connery, Robert Shaw, Daniela Bianchi, fashion and travelogue lovefest? If you’ve tuned in or read any of the live tweet digests, you already know the answer… and the answer is a lot of both.
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