“The Gazebo in the Maze Affair” Man From UNCLE Livetweet Digest
Last Wednesday, the #Bond_age_TV crew got together for a special double header of episodes featuring legendary actor George Sanders. It was a red letter day for #Bond_age_TV because almost 10 people joined in the fun! First up was season one’s “The Gazebo in the Maze Affair,” featuring George Sanders and Jeanette Nolan as two of looniest homicidal English aristocracy you’ll ever meet.
Open Channel D. INITIATE MISSION! #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
Such a neat way to kidnap someone. It’s like something out of The Avengers. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
Home, James. #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
“I’m being molested!” —The bird #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
He treats them Squire, mighty Squire! #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
@GregMcCambley Sheriff, I ain’t forgettin’!
— Betty Figland (@Vulnavianist) May 29, 2014
@AnnaRenee I do that when I just need a break. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Oh, I’m very tempted to blow off work I should do and participate in @007hertzrumble Man From UNCLE tweet tonight… #UNCLETweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
@CulturalGutter You must! It’s George Sanders! #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
@CulturalGutter Make it so. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Okay, so I’m joining in on #UNCLETweet. Do what you must.
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
They may not *say* they are grateful…but they are TOTALLY grateful because reasons. #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
This episode is now rapidly turning into an episode of Midsomer Murders. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
“Sort of physical looking in an unusual way…” I tried that line on an ex-girlfriend once. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Once. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
I should warn you that my tweets are skewing complex tonight. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
@007hertzrumble are we drinking? lol #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
@AnnaRenee At the moment? No. Earlier. Maybe. Later? Definitely. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
safety torch!! #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
“I got this skeleton at Spencer Gifts, don’t you like him? I named him Captain Pantsoff Danceoff.” #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
This is one groovy villainous dungeon. #UNCLEtweet pic.twitter.com/nmdenA9lnf
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
@GregMcCambley I’m always interested in what other people have done with their dungeons and basements. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
“Is East Snout near West Egg?” #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Robert Vaughn, didn’t anyone ever tell you not to walk through a dart game? You walk around a dart game. AROUND. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
“Americans.” Whatcha gonna do. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
His form’s shit but his aim is golden. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Napoleon has entered some sort of Ur-Pub. Also, I think they’ve recently been visited by Devil Girl from Mars. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
“I’m sorry, sir, I mean ma’am, I didn’t recognize your gender at first glance.” #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
“I’ll make a bargain with you… if you try to look more like a woman, I’ll try to hit on you a little. Just a little.” #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
He was the gate keeper?!?! #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
@AnnaRenee Where’s the key master? Someone find the key master before they unlock a portal into West Snout. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Ok, that is not seeing if the coast is clear…that is fixing someone’s hair. #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
Come on, Napoleon. Give in and think of England. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
Every night is Long Day’s Journey Into Night at the Partridge home. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
The less mentioned about the Military balls, the better. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
“I haven’t been feeling myself since that awful rainforest business.” Is this a propaganda piece in favor of deforestation? #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
After we get nak….i mean talk, yes, talk. #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
The “rainforest” is taking an awful beating… as if the cow farts weren’t enough injustice. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
The famed amorous matrons of West Snout. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
I’m going to start using “Middle class mind” as my go-to insult. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Tomorrow I’ll see how well that goes over at the DMV. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
oh my. is the ‘rumba’ she was speaking of earlier? #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
@AnnaRenee The rumba is the forbidden dance. Not by people, of course, but standards and practices. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
LOL. I need to rewatch the chair grab. Excuse me. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
PLEASE OH PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THAT INTO A GIF. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
That wasn’t so much the chair knocking the gun out of Solo’s hand as Solo giving it all he had. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
best. chair. ever. #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
“I’ll help you find the passage to the dungeon once I’ve helped Mrs. Partridge kick her morphine habit.” #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
Settling in for a villainous monolog. #UNCLEtweet pic.twitter.com/OKzFZhB1zD
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
@GregMcCambley At least the villainous chair was comfortable. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
@CulturalGutter All the best villainous chairs are. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
WHY HASN’T THERE BEEN A “HANGING AROUND” PUN??!? #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
Edith, ffs, just do what i say… #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
she is batshit crazy #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
@AnnaRenee I believe the English prefer the word eccentric. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
She went from being a vixen to being a wench. Criteria? #uncletweet
— Ann Karin (@thisannkarin) May 29, 2014
@thisannkarin The Squire’s fancy. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
“Ahhh yes, Mr. Solo! I’m feeling very Commandant Lassard today. So what’s the news old chap?” #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
Kuryakin is not amused. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
His non-amusement is fantastic. RT @007hertzrumble Kuryakin is not amused. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
“James, get my gun. No, no, that’s my rhinocerous gun. Get my Most Dangerous Game gun.” #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
RELEASE THE KURYAKIN! #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
“Step carefully. There are traps everywhere… but I’ll just run off willy nilly with no concern for my well being.” #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
@007hertzrumble Well, it’s one way to find the traps. Never said it would be a good way, though. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
Anyone curious about Forest, he’s played by John Orchard, whom you may remember from early M*A*S*H* episodes. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
@GregMcCambley YES! Thank you for saving me the time of looking that up. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
@007hertzrumble My pleasure. A good host always anticipates a need. 🙂 #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
Well, I can’t fault Edith’s attitude about her work. #UNCLEtweet
— Cultura (@CulturalGutter) May 29, 2014
Oh, Robert Vaughn, stop being so delightfully droll. You’re making us all look bad. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
I do give props to them for making the *older* woman the freaky-naughty one. #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
A SCOTTISH castle pressure, not a WELSH castle pressure plate. #dontgetittwisted #UNCLEtweet
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 29, 2014
Don’t be blaming Edith, Emory. You were sitting when you should have been shooting. #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014
I CAN KILL YOU WITH A SINGLE THOUGHT. I CAN KILL THE RAINFOREST WITH A THOUGHT. #UNCLEtweet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 29, 2014
That’s it for “The Gazebo in the Maze Affair!” “The Yukon Affair” starts at 10pm EST! #UNCLEtweet
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 29, 2014