Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets: #MWGG

by 007hertzrumble | May 19, 2014 | Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets, Tournaments

You know what they say…. behind every great bracket is a great lesser bracket. The NCAA’s have the NIT. The Winners have the Losers bracket. And the Tournament of Bonds has the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets.

Introducing the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets

After each live tweet a secret panel of “experts” selects their favorite tweets from the past week. I will then decide on the Top 5(ish) and submit those tweets to a vote. As we roll along through the live tweets, our second bracket will be populated and then the tweets will duel for their own fame and glory. The author of the winning tweet will be crowned Man or Woman with the Golden Tweet and be required to add a third nipple… and be showered with fame and glory and uncertain Interweb riches.

Here are the contenders for Golden Tweet of the #MWGG live tweet

Winner:

i shower with a pistol because reasons! #MWGG

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014

Also brilliant:

Nothing says “turn around and go home immediately” like a midget holding a platter of Tabasco sauce. #MWGG — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014

@007hertzrumble I can see Ron Popeil saying “You won’t pay $89, $79, not even $49 but only two easy payments of $19.95!” #MWGG — ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014

@007hertzrumble I try to keep abreast of a good Nipple song. #MWGG — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014

“I’m serious Scaramanga, don’t fuck the liquid helium!” #MWGG

— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014

 

 

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