On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Live Tweet revealed that #OHMSS was a favorite or Top 5 of many #Bond_age_ fans. Many regulars were out on vacation for this live tweet. Even I was tweeting remotely from the Delaware beach with an ocean breeze blowing through the rental. It wasn’t exactly the ideal environment for a snowbound Bond, but OHMSS can charm anyone in any climate. We gave it the #Bond_age_ it deserved.

…but wait…. who’s this fellow?…

…the mysterious beauty tempts the surf but Bond would never let a good Diana Rigg go to waste…

…and he gets a right good beating for it as well…

…I mean, those shadows are clearly naked…

…Casino? Check!…

…HUGE TRACTS? Check!…

…Brutal fistfight with an unannounced assassin/busboy? Check!…

…Idle speculation about Lazenby’s potential? Check!….

…out come the fashion police…

…Draco pushes his daughter on Bond… for her own good!?!…

…Bond resigning? …Check?…

…so much Diana Rigg love we might have to create a #Rigg_age_ hashtag…

…technicaliities…

…we’re treated to a shot of M’s lair/abode and we’re not quite sure we like what we find…

….enter Hilary St. Bray! Off to the Piz!…

…phlegm sounds go lovely with a nice glass of Riesling…

…Bond engages in dorm room shenanigans…

…nothing says disco lights quite like mind control…

…tune in next week when you’ll hear Bond say…

…hot chicks curl, really, really they do…

…Blofeld puts the pieces together and Sir Hilary turns tail…

…and now the moment we’ve all been waiting for! …and by we, I mean me… and by waiting for, I mean, let’s have some skiing in Bond 24, eh?…

…Bond survives Blofeld’s guards and the trip down the mountain only to meet a furry at the bottom of the hill…

…haha! We’ve just barely escaped! Let’s hang out in this barn until morning and give Blofeld a chance to track us down. And then we’ll leave! Haha! This plan is flawless!…

…Blofeld captures Tracy and takes her back to his immaculately decorated lair…

…the assault on Piz!…

…BOOM goes the Piz….

…a nice exchange of “I do” followed by some rampant “do what your husband tells you”…

…and then…. gasp… not Tracy… noooooo….. Blofeld, you dick!…