From the Orient with Fury represents the middle bits of the Ken Clark 077 Italian EuroSpy trilogy. It’s kooky, poorly edited but all brawny Ken Clark fists and fury, cardigans and $10 whiskey. If you’re missing out on Ken Clark, you’re really missing out.
INITIATE THE FROM THE ORIENT WITH FURY LIVE TWEET DIGEST
FROM THE ORIENT WITH FURY is the second of three Italian Eurospy films featuring Ken Clark and directed by Sergio Grieco. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Hold onto your butts. It’s time for Ken Clark. INITIATE MISSION FROM THE ORIENT WITH FURY! #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
I bet Ken Clark’s going to punch some peeps in the movie. I’ll put a fiver on it. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Ken Clark: he kisses them with one hand, and slaps them with the other. Our hero. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble I knew I didn’t recognize that singer! #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Who let Tex and Edna Boyle near the movie’s organ? #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Hubby is watching #Bond_age_ intro and said “this how I want life to be” #1960s #Italy #spythriller — Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
McFlint? Does Derek know this guy is crabbing his style? #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“This is Istanbul? Oh, sorry; I was calling Constantinople.” #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Jerry Tarkanian and Telly Savalas had a baby and that baby is this dude. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
The Red Carnation Gang is only slightly more intimidating than the Van Buren Boys. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble Must be the chaps from Queue Division. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble totally agree – it takes a sure hand to mix that stripe with that other pattern #Bond_age_ pic.twitter.com/hkBBV8tS66 — snail_rampant (@snail_rampant) September 3, 2015
Caprice, is that you? #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“In Moscow there are many excellent laboratories.” Did you Yelp that? #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Yes, there are many wonderful lavatories. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
I TOLD YOU KEN CLARK WAS GOING TO PUNCH SOME BITCHES. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@MiddParent What dubbing? 🙂 #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
First scene and I’ve already completely satisfied. Bar brawl in a cardigan. This is why we watch Ken Clark. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
This is the last time Malloy visits Westworld. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
The French can make out during anything. Hey, assholes, there’s a Ken Clark movie going on behind you! #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Dick Malloy wants f’ing lavender on his f’ing linens, m’f’ers. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
$10 a bottle? Bond would be ashamed #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
Dick Malloy proves he’s a secret agent by sniffing out the $10/bottle booze. That’s my guy. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
“ten dollar a bottle whiskey—they should have bought all they could”-hubby #Bond_age_ — Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
I always love watching spies get their gear on. #Bond_Age_
— Rev Magdalen (@revmagdalen) September 3, 2015
Preminger? Otto? #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
His equipment consists entirely of an extra pair of suspenders? Q Division must be laughing their asses off. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Poison Dart on loan from Rosa Klebb #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
“You can depend on it with absolute certainly. Horseshoes, hand grenades, atomic bombs and this doohickey right here.” #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
“I am deducting 1,000 Francs, monsieur, for your ‘orrible pronunciation of French!” #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“He is already dead.” Man, the French are so nihilistic. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@MiddParent Ken Clark is the HGH version of Sean Connery. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble There are no tells in Roulette. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble Faking out the Croupier is not much of a tell. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@MiddParent They’ve been closed since the 40s. There’s a Rick’s Cafe in White Plains, NY, though. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Screw a subtle cigarette Malloy can smoke big ass cigars while on mission #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
“And by ‘talk like gentlemen’ I mean I’ll punch your lady friend.” #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
This man looks for an opportunity to hit people #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
“Oh yeah, I am spying the *hell* out of this mission!” #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
I can’t help but laugh at all of these abrupt music cues. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
This is where Ken Clark goes full Al Bundy. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
I wonder did Stan Lee get the inspiration for Juggernaut from Ken Clark #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
Your silliness pales in comparison to the silliness of his hat. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“Before we engage in conversation, I’m either going to kiss you or punch you. Your choice.” #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
OUT WITH THE TRUTH BABY. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Clark listens to Dr. Dre “and if you B’tchs talk shit I’ll have to put the smack down” #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
Hubby: “They should not have gotten the voice of Minnie Mouse for Ken’s dubbing” ROFL #Bond_age_
— Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
He pulls fully developed photos out of his pants? Okay, I’m going to need a moment for suspension of disbelief. #Bond_age_ — Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
More of that Oscar caliber editing #Bond_age_
— Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
“I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find there is fighting on these premises!” #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“It’s been a long time I’ve wanted to tickle you a little bit big boy.” That just came out of his mouth. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
“I decided to come sooner.” I bet he says that to all his girlfriends. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Oh, it’s okay. He didn’t create a gas leak. He just turned on the big band. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble If there’s a Mr. Peckinpah, things are going to get even more violent. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“Quick. Act casual. Talk about ‘wrought iron’.” #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Hubby is finding this “cool and entertaining” but “slipshod and sloppy” in case you were wondering. #Bond_age_
— Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
That’s some strict security the Professor had to protect his secret. All that was missing was a magic decoder ring. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“Heh. I spend 36 thousand pesetas on lavender each month.” #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
“I’m sorry; can you repeat your address louder so the entire gang chasing me can hear?” #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
I’m waiting for the record playing her music to skip. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
I hardly think taking down her entire top was necessary to put the necklace on. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“Empty??? No boxes I open are ever empty.” #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
FISTFIGHT! #SHOT #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@revmagdalen The Spanish Poking Torture is only second to Chinese Water. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Everybody expects the Spanish Incompetents! #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
That bust, by the way, is titled “Medusa with Derp Face.” #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble I can’t wait until he wants to hear Sentimental Journey over and over again. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“Wait. Before you pour… is that $10 a bottle?” #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
I see Clark borrowed Connery’s sweater vest. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Hubby:”there is a lot of bungling going on” #Bond_age_
— Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
The rest of this movie is just going to be Clark transferring the envelope from hiding place to hiding place, isn’t it? #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@deacon05oc Hands go up. Bitches get punched. It’s like physics or something. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble Or a Theremin #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
They came for a secret formula and killing a spy, and left flattening a tire. What a bunch of maroons! #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“This is Tex and Edna Boil, inviting you to join us at our new store opening in Istanbul.” #Bond_age_ pic.twitter.com/SjN0d9veHD — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
“Kiss or punch, Blondie?” #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
“The script says for the music to be swinging!” “But it’s Ken Clark!” “Doesn’t matter. Swing, baby!” #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble Ripped it off, but spruced it up nice and purty. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@GregMcCambley Pfft. We don’t need to flashy cinematography. Or lighting. Or score. We’ve got Ken Clark fondling skivvies. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
The real title of this film should be “From the Orient With Fury, tooting around Europe for a bit, then back to the Orient.” #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@GregMcCambley I swear I thought it was a mariachi band #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
Whenever a woman speaks to Ken Clark, he hears: https://t.co/rx5UuI2HRt #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble Subtitled Where The Moonlight is Irresistible #Bond_age_ — Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
@deacon05oc He was expecting some fury from the Orient, and instead got some boredom from the Bosphorus. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
The music is most definitely at odds with the human shield situation going on. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Vase in your face means peace see you later. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
That last tweet goes out to the Tribe Called Quest fans in the house. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
This is the BAJA!?!?! scene of FROM THE ORIENT WITH FURY. #Bond_age_ #DAF
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Hubby: “Each scene they are in a different country…they walk through a doorway and they are in a different country!” 🙂 #Bond_age_ — Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
So she was supposed to blend. In Turkey. With that teal skirt suit? #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@deacon05oc Ken Clark Fist. Don’t leave home without it. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
“They must have put her in the back of that truck.” “Groovy. Let’s swing, man.” #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
@NitrateDiva This is Ken Clark’s The Collapse of Civilisation. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
If this isn’t the musical score for Spectre Sam Mendes needs to be run out of Hollywood #Bond_age_
— Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
@NitrateDiva OH RILY? Tell me more about this fellow. #Bond_age_ pic.twitter.com/kFqcu54nsZ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Oh, come on! Wrapping her up in a Turkish rug? At least the professor got an instrument case! #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Meanwhile Dick Malloy’s thinking that’s a handy way to transport his ladies, rolled up in a rug. #HoorayForSexism #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Hubby: ‘places are so beautiful without people” Time for his bedtime #Bond_age_
— Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
The music. That ascot. I love Ken Clark and everything he stands for. #Bond_age_ — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
I know what this movie needs. MORE PUNCHING, but no fight choreography at all. #Bond_age_
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Grabbing a guy by one or two hairs isn’t going to cut it, Clark. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble I don’t think I’ve had this much fun with a movie series #Bond_age_
— Eric Jones (@deacon05oc) September 3, 2015
That machine makes you say “She’s got huuuuuuuuge tracts of land!”, then pass out. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
#Woolite Ken Clark may have Sean Connery beat for the contract. #Bond_age_ pic.twitter.com/j5X7RgEQBh
— Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
Me while watching FROM THE ORIENT WITH FURY on three Gin & Tonics. #Bond_age_ pic.twitter.com/HDFWnHXOCO — The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015
Have we just wandered onto the set of #Boom! ? #Bond_age_ pic.twitter.com/b0BFHTcmU9
— Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
@007hertzrumble This series doesn’t have so much soundtracks as it does mixtapes. #Bond_age_ — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) September 3, 2015
Thanks #Bond_Age_!!! That was very suave and satisfying!! 😀
— Rev Magdalen (@revmagdalen) September 3, 2015
Thank you #Bond_age_ for a great tweet along….going off to bed laughing. Merci beaucoup. — Fussy (@MiddParent) September 3, 2015
DENIS! salutes Ken Clark’s fists, lavender-scented sheets, completely interchangeable women, $10 whiskey. #Bond_age_ pic.twitter.com/jDl3HyGDvd
— The #Bond_age_ Guy (@007hertzrumble) September 3, 2015