[in the tune of “Spider Pig”]
Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Does whatever a Slouchy Bond does. Can he smile in a wig? No, he can’t. He’s a Bond. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.
Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Marries the “ugly” girl cuz he can. Can he smile in a bed? Not even then. He’s asleep. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.
Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Trained as a ninja, by Samuel L. Can he yell in a robe? Not a chance. He’s a grump. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.
Johnny Cash originally recorded a theme for Thunderball but it was rejected. Our very own @theactualkeith of the But You’re Wrong Podcast has replaced Tom Jones with the Man in Black. Quite frankly, it’s not really Bond, but it’s a damn good song nonetheless.
For the Skyfall #Bond_age_ Collection DVD Cover, something about that movie screamed Saul Bass to me. So I nabbed the Anatomy of a Murder body, misplaced some limbs and added some “keeping the English end up” (or rather down) touches. I chose a more classic Bond bowtie rather than Craigers’ Tom Ford suit and tie combo. But I may revise that. I also took liberties with the plaque on the estate marker. I preferred the Latin Bond family motto rather than repeating the name “Skyfall” elsewhere.
Skyfall Title Credits Remixed by #Bond_age_ friend @theactualkeith of the But You’re Wrong Prodcast.
Skyfall Opening Complicated Shadows from But You’re Wrong Podcast on Vimeo.