The Matt Helm Crossover Live Tweet!

the matt helm crossover live tweet

#Bond_age_ Impostor #4: The Matt Helm Crossover Live Tweet is Go!

It’s official! #Bond_age_ is teaming up with the Drive-In Mob for the Matt Helm Crossover live tweet, aka the live tweet event of the week month year millennium! MURDERER’S ROW (the 2nd Matt Helm film) was selected by yours truly because it’s just better than the first (and Ann Margaret). If you want to catch up on the THE SILENCERS, the first Matt Helm adventure, I encourage you to do so… but nothing will be lost in translation should you neglect your homework. Mark your calendars and set aside all plans because this is more important. Live Tweet the Planet on Wednesday, September 25th at 9pm EDT. Follow #MattHelm hashtag.

For those of you without the Matt Helm Lounge DVD set, I’m working on a solution to your viewing problems. I’m confident everyone that wants to will have the ability to watch Murderer’s Row, but you’ll have wait until Wednesday for the info! Stay tuned. In the meantime drink a few martinis and practice your Dean Martin imitations.

If you do not have Matt Helm in Murderer’s Row or have access to Matt Helm in Murderer’s Row, email me at jay@007hertzrumble.com.

The Spy Who Loved Me Remixed with Madonna

The Spy Who Loved Me Remixed with Madonna

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Beware the shits with the lemon piping, but enjoy the Spy Who Loved Me Remixed with Madonna.

While there’s really no replacing Carly Simon’s/Steve Coogan’s crooning of “Nobody Does It Better” during the opening of The Spy Who Loved Me there’s certainly a joke to be made at the expense of the gratuitous Maurice Binder title credits. As shameless (and glorious!) as they are, a certain Madonna song, well, just fits. See for yourself.

Remixed courtesy of @theactualkeith of the But You’re Wrong Podcast

The Spy Who Loved Me Live Tweet Digest (Wraparound)

The Spy Who Loved Me Live Tweet Digest (Wraparound)

The Spy Who Loved Me Live Tweet just brings out the best in #Bond_age_. Sure, it’s great Bond, but there’s also plenty of fodder. Disco Bond? Check. Lotus Submarine? Check. Jaws. Damn straight. Barbara Bach’s disappearing reappearing ACME accent? Also “The Dress.” Tonight the #Bond_age_ crew dig deep in its collective reference reservoir and dropped some doozies ranging from Doctor Who to This is Spinal Tap to my completely FECKISHLY ignored mention of Leonard Part 6. Point being there’s something for everyone in this live tweet because this live tweet, like Barbara Bach’s girls, completely ignores the laws of physics. (And I know that really doesn’t mean anything but FECK, people, work with me.)

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