Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets: #TND

You know what they say…. behind every great bracket is a great lesser bracket. The NCAA’s have the NIT. The Winners have the Losers bracket. And the Tournament of Bonds has the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets. 

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Introducing the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets

After each live tweet a secret panel of “experts” selects their favorite tweets from the past week. I will then decide on the Top 5(ish) and submit those tweets to a vote. As we roll along through the live tweets, our second bracket will be populated and then the tweets will duel for their own fame and glory. The author of the winning tweet will be crowned Man or Woman with the Golden Tweet and be required to add a third nipple… and be showered with fame and glory and uncertain Interweb riches.

Here are the contenders for Golden Tweet of the Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet.

Winner:

 

Also brilliant:

 

Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet Digest (Tournament Edition)

Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet Digest (Tournament Edition)

You could learn a few things by reading the Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet Digest. I’m not saying you’ll learn how to randomly fly a Soviet MIG, but you might learn something less useful, like how to make 12 Teri Hatcher jokes in under 30 seconds.

INITIATE TOMORROW NEVER DIES LIVE TWEET DIGEST

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Tomorrow Never Dies Opening Credits Remixed with the Rolling Stones

The original title track for TOMORROW NEVER DIES shall go unmentioned. It’s just safer that way. You never know when you’ll be in mixed company getting all worked up about Sheryl Crow’s abomination of a Bond track and someone pipes up and says they didn’t think it was that bad. Well it is! It is the bad! @theactualkeith ousted that drudgery with not just one, but two new remixes… here’s the second of those two. Good riddance.

Tomorrow Never Dies Opening Credits Remixed with the Rolling Stones

 

Tomorrow Never Dies Opening Credits Remixed with The Beatles

Tomorrow Never Dies Opening Credits Remixed with The Beatles

I didn’t think this song would be a good fit, but it is. Upon further consideration any mid-tempo song from the Beatles probably fits any given Bond title credits sequence like a glove. And since all we need to do here is improve upon Sheryl Crow’s “Tomorrow Never Dies,” I think it’s a pretty safe bet that we’re all winners, no matter what. This one comes courtesy of @theactualkeith.

It’s the Tomorrow Never Dies Opening Credits Remixed with the Beatles

 

Tomorrow Never Dies Beatles Remix from But You’re Wrong Podcast on Vimeo.