You know what they say…. behind every great bracket is a great lesser bracket. The NCAA’s have the NIT. The Winners have the Losers bracket. And the Tournament of Bonds has the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets.
Introducing the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets
After each live tweet a secret panel of “experts” selects their favorite tweets from the past week. I will then decide on the Top 5 and submit those tweets to a vote. As we roll along through the live tweets, our second bracket will be populated and then the tweets will duel for their own fame and glory. The author of the winning tweet will be crowned Man or Woman with the Golden Tweet and be required to add a third nipple… and be showered with fame and glory and uncertain Interweb riches.
To kick this whole thing off, here are the contenders for Golden Tweet of the DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (#DAF) Live Tweet.
Winner:
Isn’t asking about *G section* a bit personal? #DAF
— Fussy (@MiddParent) April 24, 2014
Also brilliant:
He truly urned that. #DAF
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) April 24, 2014
Willard Whyte’s casino: where #DAF begins sweating profusely & using the sweat to slick back it’s hair. #Bond_age_ — Adam Slusar (@TapwaterAlice) April 24, 2014
Felix knew that that balloon was either the signal, or an invitation to a Nena concert. #DAF
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) April 24, 2014
Bond looks all twitterpated. #BambiAndThumper #DAF — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) April 24, 2014
@GregMcCambley Bond knows how to lay pipe. #DAF
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 24, 2014