…and because one volume wasn’t big enough for #TheSmolder’s final bow, here’s Volume 2 of the Licence to Kill Live Tweet Digest…
This is the part where #ltk becomes an infomercial for Q Branch. — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
#LTK has one of my favorite Q scenes in any movie. — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Q’s little kiss on Pam may be the cutest thing in the whole series. #WeMustBeRelated #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
I suppose that Pam shops Victoria’s Secret’s Assassin line. It’s basically their hooker line, only the zippers are actually functional. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
LOOK AT THE RUFFLES IN THE BACKGROUND. HOLY MOLY. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
I accuse Q of “helicopter parenting”. #LTK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) November 14, 2013
@MiddParent She’s got three more days worth and goddamit she’s not leaving until they’re all soiled. #LTK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
“Drug Dealers of the World Unite” was the B side of “Let’s Hear it For the Boys”. #LTK
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
@NitrateDiva Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. #LTK — Fussy (@MiddParent) November 14, 2013
This is like Q’s version of when Rodney Dangerfield went to college with his son. #LTK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) November 14, 2013
He copped a feel of that lady statue. @PartyMoore007 would be proud. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble And after he’s done, he’s going get all of his friends free cable. Apparently, he knows ancient stuff. #ltk #sockpuppets! — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Sanchez is so slappable! I don’t even want to see him killed, just slapped repeatedly for the rest of the movie. Yuck! #LTK — Fussy (@MiddParent) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble george likes his chicken spicy!! #LTK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss There’s a surgeon general’s warning at the end of this movie. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Has THE JIMMY joke gotten old yet? Trick question. THE JIMMY NEVER GETS OLD! #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
The Hasselblad Gun: When you need to get the perfect shot AND the perfect shot. #ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
I named my son Desmond James. He’ll be head of Q branch someday. #LTK — Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 14, 2013
Seriously. They do know that ninjas aren’t Chinese, right? #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Ninjas! Nets! Nefarious Ne’er-do-wells! #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Remember the days when there weren’t enough ninjas in a Bond movie? #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
Just when you think #LTK couldn’t introduce more smarmy assholes… — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Goodness me, but there’s a lot of bastards in this film. #LTk
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
More pricks per capita than any other Bond film! #ltk
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Yep. He shot her in the boobs. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
James Bond just woke up in a Fellini film, it seems. #ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Is Bond in a dream sequence? #LTK — Fussy (@MiddParent) November 14, 2013
@MiddParent It’s just a white shirt stained pink from a henchman tossing it into the laundry with blood-soaked garments. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
This is the part of #LTK where Bond gets crafty. I love crafty Bond. — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
“They were well-briefed.” I’m guessing Armani. Maybe Calvin Klein. #LTK #Sorry — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
But I’m checked into the hotel and Pam Bouvier is drinking from the mini-bar! #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
“James, you’ll never make it!” “Challenge accepted!” #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
I can’t let her go, but I can’t just shoot her. What is a random henchman do? #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
“Senor Sanchez say he won’t show me happy place if you leave!” #LTk — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
TIME FOR #THESMOLDER TO GO OFF THE CHARTS! #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Don’t be making the #smolder pull back his finely tuned rage. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Bond really reached up there for the gun like he meant it. #LTK — Fussy (@MiddParent) November 14, 2013
I want “Take me to the bridge!” to be sampled in Kanye West’s next song. #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
“Take me to the bridge” HEY! UH! Good god, y’all. #ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Why did those idiots dive towards the ship? Did they get their escape plan from #Prometheus? #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble The iguana is more believable than Stacey Sutton in a hard hat. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble Dammit! Who told her?! #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble Got a license to lear….
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Hey, @30hertzrumble, Bond noticed Carey Lowell looked fetching in that Bikini, too. #ltk
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
There are some dodgy accents in this. Guess that’s what you get for hiring Tommy Wiseau as the dialogue coach. #LTK
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
“Heh heh, plan worked. Got her wet.” #ltk
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
True story. Bond’s actually wearing the same one piece beneath his blue shirt. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
“Where’s 007?” “He’s coming… well, he will be by the middle of the credits.” *Q blushes.* #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
Things are about to squishy. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Does anyone else think that this pressure device is actually a metaphor for the movie? #SplatGoesMyHead #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
[Bond shirtless in bed. Sanchez sits down and hands him money.] Oh, no. It’s turning into one of THOSE! #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
@krissy_myers Robin really worked against him most of the time though. I mean, Chris O’Donnell. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Awkward! #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Q – Defusing awkward situations for Bond since 1963. #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
Now, now, Pam. I suspect you and Lupe have a lot in common. You should get together and work things out. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble he’s always going on about how Bond mistreats his gadgets and then he just goes and tosses a perfectly good rake radio. #ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Q in that bushy dictator mustache just made my night. I am suddenly feeling a little more warm and fuzzy towards #LTK. Just a little. — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Oh good, more Wayne Newton. What every Bond film needs. #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble Step 1: Sell drugs. Step 2: Sell God. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit! #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
JIMMY KNOWS ABOUT SAFETY #LTK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
I want to offcially make “Bless your heart” the *pewpewpew* of #LTK. — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
THE JIMMY KNOWS WHEN MASKS CAN BE REMOVED! #LTK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss Thank you for all the smack you bring… #ltk
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR? #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@theactualkeith Stronger than bull testicle. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble Now I’m thinking that’s what Mia Wallace snorted in #PulpFiction – DelToro-laced blow. #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
Carey had a Lupe moment there, but she’s alright now. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
All together! He triiiiiiied to kill me with a forklift!!! #mst3k #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
JIMMY DON’T WANT TO COME WITH SANCHEZ. JIMMY WANT TO LEAVE NOW! #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
look how sensible and combat ready her outfit is…this is how you bond girl! #LTK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
T-Dalt just copped a booty grab. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
A special rig was constructed to help the 8-wheeler tip onto its side, but wasn’t used. The stunt driver was that f’ing good. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
JIMMY DOESN’T LIKE LOUD NOISES! #LTK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
Cheech Marin in “The Whackiest 18 Wheeler Ever”! #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
After this gig, Cheech had to go meet up with Chong to drive a van made out of weed. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Oh those poor pineapples. That’s like $50 worth of pineapples bouncing around there. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
I will say this for Dalton: no other Bond could’ve reacted with that much dignity to a pineapple flying at him. Bravo, sir. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
“That’ll teach Bond to steal the egg salad recipe!” #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
JIMMY HATE FIRE!!! #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
If you like Pina Coladas… and driving trucks off of cliffs… If you like stingray whips at midnight… #LTK
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
JIMMY HAUNT YOUR ASS FROM GRAVE! #ltk
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
JIMMY DOWN! #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Bond doing a wheeling in that truck? Yes, you use the Bond theme. #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Bond is John TRUCKASAURUS in TRUCKASAURUS: The Movie #LTK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) November 14, 2013
Imma pop this wheelie in this truck just cause I can. #tdalt #thuglife #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble Love it. They pulled out all the stops for this ending. #LTK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) November 14, 2013
Bond kills everyone,flips off their corpses and says, “You’ve been Bonded, bitch!” #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss Only when you set up the villain as pure evil like Sanchez do you get that satisfaction. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble Almost makes up for her having a boy’s haircut. #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
@30hertzrumble That defeats the whole reason why I wrote it. — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
Bond lights a smoke from the flames, “was that as good for you as it was for me?” #ltk — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
“By the way, I’m doing this romantic gesture so we can do it a few more times, then I’ll never speak to you again.” #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
Right. A woman who could face down the toughest hombres would run away like a jilted tween at a dance cuz Bond’s kissing another gal. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Closing credits Patti Labelle song “If You Asked Me To” was B-side of title song’s 45 single and became an unexpected hit. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss Unfavorite? I don’t know what to do with this. #LTK — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
I want to do a web series about a support group that’s made up of all the women Bond leaves in his wake – the live ones obviously. #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
License to Fool Around in the Pool #LTK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) November 14, 2013
And #LTK finishes up as a Fellini film with a ceramic, winking fish. — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
The Smolder is dead. Long live the smolder. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
So long, T-Dalt. You were the best Bond for me. #LTK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
I still have unresolved issues with this movie (stemming from childhood, actually), but I enjoyed it with y’all. #BlessYourHearts #LTK
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
DENIS! salutes #TheSmolder, Q, Carey Lowell’s weird one-piece bikini, thigh holster and stick-driving skills #LTK pic.twitter.com/je5raTWiEi — James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
#LTK pic.twitter.com/YdXD8oiaqz — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
THE JIMMY NEEDS TO GO TO BED. #LTK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
I was prepared to make a joke about how I would use #LTK for “Licence to Kill”, but it turns out that’s what you ARE talking about, Twitter!
— Travis McClain, Esq. (@TravisSMcClain) November 14, 2013
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