Don’t miss the conclusion of the For Your Eyes Only Live Tweet Digest where you’ll learn how satisfying it is to see Bibi Dahl get smacked around. (Continued from Vol. 1)
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I also smuggle fair trade products only. I am a socially responsible smuggler, Bond. #FYEO
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) October 10, 2013
@007hertzrumble or the Dos Equis guy. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
“if you don’t drink with me, I’ll start to sing songs from Fiddler On The Roof…” #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
I smuggle various ethnic accents to the accent-deprived peoples of the world. I’m a humanitarian. #FYEO
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 10, 2013
Is Roger Moore a human Bablefish? What languages does he NOT speak? #fyeo
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
OVER THERE! GENE SHALIT! #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
Oh good. Bond just took raw opium. I’m sure everything will be fine… #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
@007hertzrumble I don’t usually lick unknown substances, but when I do, I make it raw opium. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
@TRWilcox Save some Zither for the amusement park scenes in #TLD. It’s the same one in The Third Man. #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
pistachios…get crackin’ #FYEO
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 10, 2013
I love Locque’s wire-rimmed glasses and his whole brand of Victorian-banker-gone-bad retro menace. #FYEO
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) October 10, 2013
*pewpewpew* #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
HAHAHAHA. I’m loving the heavy breathing sound effect as Moore runs up the stairs! I’m making it my ringtone. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
Our villain seems to have stepped straight out of a Rainer Werner Fassbinder film. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
Man. That is an unfortunate windbreaker. #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
“Please Mr. Bond! I’ll buy you a Burger King!” #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
I really love this scene. It’s so crucial to Roger Moore not being a fluffernutter, which is he so often accused of being. #FYEO
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) October 10, 2013
you gonna tip your car over and die. like a sucka ass bitch. #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
@krissy_myers CRAIGERS would have kicked it. #FYEO
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 10, 2013
@007hertzrumble Craigers would have kicked it and called him a little bitch a he fell down the cliff. #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
We interrupt your Bond film to bring you a Discovery channel documentary… with soft-core porno music. #FYEO
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) October 10, 2013
Lot of blue outfits. A lot. Of. Blue. Outfits. #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
“Speaking of daily logs, where’s the bathroom?” #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
Now Colombo can return to his day job in time to give this weeks picks for the big game to Howard Cosell. #FYEO
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 10, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss if you’re trying to tell me that parrot isn’t really talking, i refuse to believe it #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
@MiddParent You know, I didn’t think this movie and I would have anything in common, but I was wrong. #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
I’m sure there’s a practical reason to wear their watches over their sleeves, but I keep thinking of my grandfather. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
@NitrateDiva With more expression on his face than Carole Bouquet could ever muster. #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
@NitrateDiva All to a jaunty Scott Joplin score!
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
I think this is the part where Bond pretends he’s Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan and tells his dad to bang his mom. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
You know what would make the soundtrack’s suckiness complete? Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” right here. #FYEO
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) October 10, 2013
“Speak only when necessary.” WITTY SHARK REMARKS ARE COMPLETELY NECESSARY. #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
I had the Milton Bradley tie in “Rescue the ATAC” game. #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
#FYEO I think this is what you get when you cross Moonraker with Thunderball’s underwater scene (that is to say the whole movie)
— Fussy (@MiddParent) October 10, 2013
Stay Puff 2000! #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
one part jaws, one part vader, one part stay-puft #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
@krissy_myers Oh come on! I don’t sound that bad! #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
Dear Cubby, just because the battle’s underwater it doesn’t have to take 4x as long. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
I’m going to hug you and pet you and call you George. #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
@theactualkeith i feel like i’m watching a surgical procedure #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
Is he playing Simon in that sub!? #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
I think I’ve seen this episode of Octonauts before. They send Quasi out in the Gup D to fix the damage. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
If those little subs created this much action and tension in real life, I wouldn’t make fun of James Cameron as much. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
How does Roger Moore look less effeminate in a V Neck t-shirt? #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
“Boss my mustache is really getting off on this killing spree!” #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
Nice of Kristatos to tow the line. #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
@AnnaRenee Greenpeace is gonna be PISSED. #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
“Run them down in this boat so that they only have to dive 3 feet to avoid us. Bond never gets that deep.” #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
It’s the #FYEO School of Water Sports, with your boat driver, Dennis Farina!
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 10, 2013
@veedz TOTALLY agree. #DERP #FYEO
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 10, 2013
@theactualkeith SQUAWK jewish media conspiracy SQUAWK SQUAWK #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
“We can’t find the bodies, and I’m pretty sure our boat didn’t hit them, but I declare victory!” #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
Q is my spirit animal. #FYEO
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) October 10, 2013
The Norwegian Blue turned out to be more than just a ball of beautiful plumage. #FYEO #HesNotDead #HesResting
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
@TRWilcox the parrot was the informant #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
“My friends, stay thirsty” #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
FUN FACT: They had to cut 37 minutes from the #FYEO confessional scene where Q actually lists Bond’s sins because it made the movie NC-17.
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
Not a good sign when the villain has on your grandfather’s wind breaker. #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
“It’s the Pits Gloria” #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
@veedz I think Bill Cosby had the same motto. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
Realizing I normally dress like a mountain-climbing 1981 Roger Moore. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss RIP Journey lead singer. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
The gay in me is completely disgusted by everyone’s fingernails in this movie #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
The gay in me also really likes those shoes #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
@veedz the lesbian in me says they are very practical.
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 10, 2013
I think this climbing scene stands out in the series for quiet realism and actual suspense. #FYEO
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 10, 2013
He said “sorry” … but I don’t think he meant it. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
@veedz and quilted vests. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
#FYEO and the fantasy we all had…slapping Bibi…occurs
— Fussy (@MiddParent) October 10, 2013
Yes, sir, General. That’s the ground. #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss That really smacks my Bibis! #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
Smack my Bibi up. #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
“I hated you in Fiddler, Topol!” Smack! #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
And the Amiga is destroyed. #FYEO
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) October 10, 2013
#FYEO and the purpose of the ATAC is now apparent…whacking someone in the jumblies….
— Fussy (@MiddParent) October 10, 2013
IF YOU KIDS CAN’T SHARE THE ATARI THEN NOBODY GETS TO PLAY #FYEO
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 10, 2013
that slow mo shot of the thingy breaking was. awesome. #FYEO
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 10, 2013
DETENTE, M’F’ERS! #FYEO
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 10, 2013
Noo! My V-Tech Smart Start! #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
You amuse me, Mr. Moore. You’re much funnier than that Connery fellow. #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
Cut to SUDDEN MAKEOUTS. #FYEO
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
@GregMcCambley Dennis? I’m going with the height. He was as far as they could push it. After him they went overboard. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
I didn’t need to know that the Thatchers eat All-bran. #FYEO
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 10, 2013
Take it home, Sheena. #FYEO
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 10, 2013
Okay, I laughed really hard when she slapped those grapes out his hand. #FYEO
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 10, 2013
@veedz The Parrot is hiding out in Argentina. #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
@krissy_myers @veedz My real question is: Is the parrot also an anti-dentite? #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
@veedz @krissy_myers So it is true! #FYEO
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 10, 2013
DENIS salutes… Well, Denis. Well done, #Bond_age_! #FYEO pic.twitter.com/1sA6pDp8jv
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 10, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss May sweet detente act as your pillow. #FYEO
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 10, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss @krissy_myers That’s right!!! Screw off Adam Wainwright. #FYEO
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 10, 2013
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