When you’re starting to feel that urge… that urge to go deep deep down… you know there’s only one cure for that affliction. A DANGER: DIABOLIK Live Tweet featuring aesthetically pleasing crime sprees, go-go dancing and all your favorite twatterers from the Drive-In Mob and #Bond_age_.
INITIATE #BOND_AGE_ IMPOSTOR #6! INITIATE the Danger: Diabolik Live Tweet
It’s DANGEROUS. It’s DIABOLICAL. It’s BAVALICIOUS. INITATE #BOND_AGE_ IMPOSTOR #6! #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
@NitrateDiva I am also in a catsuit and bling! #DDiabolik
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 21, 2013
@CulturalGutter @DriveInMob I expected nothing less. #DDiabolik
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 21, 2013
It’s nice of Commandant Lassard to loan out the Academy on weekends. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
@GregMcCambley they increased the sin tax on Jaguar cars and skin tight leather catsuits. It all evens out. #DDiabolik
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 21, 2013
This Inspector is a low rent Christopher Lee. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
Warning: Spur of the moment livetweeting of Danger: Diabolik at #DDiabolik, lots of splendid and dignified tweets ahead.
— Stacia Jones (@stacia_jones_) November 21, 2013
I expect there will be frequent go-go breaks for all. RT @007hertzrumble How can I type while go-go dancing in my living room? #DDiabolik
— CulturalGutter (@CulturalGutter) November 21, 2013
Shouldn’t Ann-Margret be on screen dancing to this music now? #DDiabolik
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 21, 2013
@NitrateDiva Also, just make stuff spin. Centripetal force looks fancy. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
WHEEL! OF! RHINESTONES! #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
Work those eyebrows, John Phillip Law! #DDiabolik
— CulturalGutter (@CulturalGutter) November 21, 2013
Okay, Soul Warbling Lady. We get it. You’re something deep down. #DDiabolik.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 21, 2013
@007hertzrumble “Color by Technicolor [TM]; cinematography by Sit-‘N-Spin” #DDiabolik
— Not Matt Bellamy (@NotMattBellamy) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik Is he wearing a mask or is that wet paint?
— Kerry (@echidnabot) November 21, 2013
Quickly, Robin! Into the Diabolikaboat! Er, the Diabolikacar! #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
@krissy_myers That’s called regret. Seeping, acidic, bowel-releasing regret. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
@AnnaRenee Totally saw the boob grab. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
I think a lot of these bit players are refugees from a Thunderbirds episode #DDiabolik
— Stacia Jones (@stacia_jones_) November 21, 2013
The way he’s driving all over the road, Diabolik should have been played by John Philip Lawless. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
It’s the singing bush! #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
I didn’t know the Invisible Swordsman was in this flick, too. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Ooh. Deep, deep down, they have a Stargate. Nice. #DDiabolik.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 21, 2013
John Law told me he thought it was subversive to have the audience root for basically a terrorist. #DDiabolik
— Christian Divine (@Chris_divine) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik I think I need to start commuting aesthetically motivated super crimes.
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 21, 2013
This guy’s sexual drive makes Bond look like Tom Poston. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
I would live there. With her. Forever. #DDiabolik
— Christian Divine (@Chris_divine) November 21, 2013
Diabolik’s got something going on deep, deep down. Uh huh. #DDiabolik.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 21, 2013
I don’t know if the Tom Poston joke is funny. But Tom Poston just popped in my head like Ray and the Stay Puft Marshmallow man. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Killer score for the lair. Sitars m’f’ers. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
@krissy_myers So 95% of it. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
@echidnabot The next dress wears her. It’s remarkable. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
What the hell size hamsters do they have to need a hamster trail like that? #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
If you listen to JP Law’s commentary track on the DVD? Marisa Mell? Yeah…he hit that. #DDiabolik
— Eddie Love (@EddieLove44) November 21, 2013
@NitrateDiva This is a lair Phibes never got around to using. Diabolik got it claiming Squatter’s Rights. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
Oh come on. That guy is definitely in CARRY ON films. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik had those opaque dots installed for when he hosted an at-home reality show. It got weird fast.
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 21, 2013
Some might watch the famous lovin’-in-the-money scene and think SO HOT! I think PAPER CUTS! #DDiabolik
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 21, 2013
… If he just stole slightly less money, this would have an NC-17 rating, I think. #DDiabolik.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 21, 2013
This scene came right out of a conversation between Bava and Antonioni. Swear. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Suddenly I realise where all those gangsta rappers got the idea for throwing money all over naked chicks in their videos. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
That money looks so not real. #DDiabolik
— Fussy (@MiddParent) November 21, 2013
@echidnabot I don’t think those were singles. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
@echidnabot Kerry, on a teacher’s salary there must be a lot more nudey parts. 🙂
— Fussy (@MiddParent) November 21, 2013
@007hertzrumble And Law looks nothing like my dog…plus clothes. #DDiabolik
— Kerry (@echidnabot) November 21, 2013
So we have an Englishman worrying about American money in Italy. A very UN-friendly story. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
Exhiliration Gas peps up any press conference. #DDiabolik
— CulturalGutter (@CulturalGutter) November 21, 2013
@NitrateDiva valmont’s go go pad is a pretty accurate depiction of what the tcm cruise would be like after a #DriveInMob hijack #DDiabolik
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik I bet if all the money in the world was tested it would have traces of Diabolik in it
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 21, 2013
@007hertzrumble Diabolik comes from the mid-60’s “Batman” School of Labelling Absolutely Everything. #DDiabolik
— Not Matt Bellamy (@NotMattBellamy) November 21, 2013
Are those anti-exhilaration shades? Very fashionable. #DDiabolik
— Stacia Jones (@stacia_jones_) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik Coolest diagram ever!
— Kerry (@echidnabot) November 21, 2013
This film just won’t let me quit Go-Go Dancing, will it? #DDiabolik.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 21, 2013
“Ralph” Valmont? His criminal parents should be ashamed for naming him that. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
GO-GO BREAK! #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Man, if nightclubs were REALLY this cool, I would never sleep. [She said, sitting on the sofa knitting.] #DDiabolik
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik There really ought to be midgets in this scene.
— Kerry (@echidnabot) November 21, 2013
@007hertzrumble Wait — the camera slowly pans down a woman’s supine, naked body, reaches her knees and THEN goes blurry? Okay. #DDiabolik
— Not Matt Bellamy (@NotMattBellamy) November 21, 2013
@007hertzrumble This movie is what happens when #Thunderball does drugs. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
Once again, Adolpho Celi’s crimeboss has his HQ on a yacht. I’m beginning to think that was part of his contract in every film. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
@MiddParent NICE! That means Claudine Auger’s afoot #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
@RetroRemote Hey, there are bound to be casualties when a #DDiabolik tweet happens 😉
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 21, 2013
@CulturalGutter Add a table that opens to reveal a miniature city and you’ve got supervillain Bingo. #DDiabolik
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 21, 2013
@krissy_myers Part of Bava’s auteur identity includes awkward dubbing. And that’s awesome. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Listen, I know you’re Italian, but dammit man, it’s simple. You throw the ball. You catch the ball. You hit the ball. Play ball. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
“Deep Deep Down” is on constant rotation at Diabolik & Eva’s underground lair. #DDiabolik
— CulturalGutter (@CulturalGutter) November 21, 2013
@007hertzrumble “You know that cliche of, if there’s a gun in the first act, it’ll be fired in the 3rd? Fuck Act 2…” — [Largo] #DDiabolik
— Not Matt Bellamy (@NotMattBellamy) November 21, 2013
Meanwhile at Matte Shot Manor… #DDiabolik
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 21, 2013
“You got the time, baby.” That’s a Van Nutter line. IT IS THUNDEBALL! OHNOES. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
If you didn’t see him, he’s there. THAT’S NOT THE WAY THAT WORKS, DIABOLIK. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Wow, Diabolik. That was deep deep deep. #DDiabolik
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 21, 2013
Oh god. This is what happens when you drop acid and start fiddling with the INDENTIGRAPH. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Now there’s an identigraph! If she says “A nose, not a banana…” I will call shenanigans. #FYEO #DDiabolik.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 21, 2013
So proud of #Bond_age_. No fewer than four IDENTIGRAPH tweets. #DDiabolik
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Valmont is dressed for his Barbershop Quartet night. Thankfully, we don’t go with him. #DDiabolik
— CulturalGutter (@CulturalGutter) November 21, 2013
@007hertzrumble That was the most psychedelic, mod police forensic facial-sketch movie scene EVER. #DDiabolik #CrimefightingItalianStyle
— Not Matt Bellamy (@NotMattBellamy) November 21, 2013
You know you’re groupwatching Danger Diabolik when your timeline is slammed with three dozen Identigraph tweets #DDiabolik
— Stacia Jones (@stacia_jones_) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik For Diabolik’s Eyes Only pic.twitter.com/acdvElCQuv
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 21, 2013
Diabolik in one of his building matching outfits. #DDiabolik
— Fussy (@MiddParent) November 21, 2013
I’m not sure Bava ever shot one scene that contained naturalistic dialogue #DDiabolik
— Christian Divine (@Chris_divine) November 21, 2013
#DDiabolik There’s a special section in the shop for lighthouse camouflage.
— Kerry (@echidnabot) November 21, 2013
@NitrateDiva I’m obviously watching the wrong film #DDiabolik
— Joel Williams (@joelrwilliams1) November 21, 2013
Neat! #DDiabolik is trending & it’s my dad’s favorite Bava film … of course it’s the only Bava film he’s seen, but he does love it.
— James Branscome (@jamesbranscome) November 21, 2013
We’re trending only 47 minutes into #DDiabolik. That’s called crushing it.
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 21, 2013
Read the shocking conclusion of the DANGER: DIABOLIK Live Tweet Digest in Vol. 2.