Category: Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets

Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets Winner!

by 007hertzrumble | Aug 18, 2015 | Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets, Tournaments

And now, after months of voting, #Bond_age_ announces the TOURNAMENT OF #BOND_AGE_ TWEETS winner!!!

Winning by the slim margin of two votes, @TravisSMcClain has taken the top prize with his riff on the Identigraph in For Your Eyes Only.

@007hertzrumble Do you want the Soviets etching and sketching? WELL, DO YOU? — Travis S. McClain (@TravisSMcClain) August 28, 2014

If you see Travis around in the Twatterverse commend him for a Tweet well Twattered. Many fabulous prizes are most surely on their way to his doorstep. I can’t say what they are because that would just spoil the surprise. But they’re amazing, trust me.

Here’s the full, final Tournament bracket:

Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets Finals!

by 007hertzrumble | Jul 20, 2015 | Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets, Tournaments

We’ve reached the FINALS! for the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets. This is the goldest twatter the twatterers done twattered. Choose… wisely. The winner wins pride, satisfaction and all sorts of bragging rights.

Also, my apologies for the delay in progressing this contest. When the website crashed some months ago, I neglected to advance the contest. I’m back on track now.

@007hertzrumble Do you want the Soviets etching and sketching? WELL, DO YOU? — Travis S. McClain (@TravisSMcClain) August 28, 2014

vs.

In space, no one can hear you PEW PEW PEW… oh wait… #Moonraker — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) September 4, 2014

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Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets: Semifinals

by 007hertzrumble | May 13, 2015 | Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets, Tournaments

We’ve reached the semifinals for the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets. This is the goldest twatter the twatterers done twattered. Choose… wisely.

I like this part when Bond chums the water with cocaine to attract a Keith Richards. #LTK

— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) July 3, 2014

vs.

@007hertzrumble Do you want the Soviets etching and sketching? WELL, DO YOU? — Travis S. McClain (@TravisSMcClain) August 28, 2014

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Stromburgs scarf was Carey Lowell’s acting coach in college. True story. #CareyTrowell #TSWLM — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) December 18, 2014

vs.

In space, no one can hear you PEW PEW PEW… oh wait… #Moonraker — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) September 4, 2014

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Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets: #Skyfall

by 007hertzrumble | Apr 17, 2015 | Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets, Tournaments

Though the Internet failed to recognize the brilliance of the hashtag #SongsSilvaCouldHaveUsedToPrefaceHisLairAssault, the Skyfall live tweet provided its share of Gold Tweets. (BTW, I still think “Boom Clap” deserves a chance.)

Winner:

@007hertzrumble Seriously, Bond? Heineken? F*ck that shit. Pabst Blue RIbbon!

— Neil Shurley (@ThatNeilGuy) January 8, 2015

Also brilliant:

00cutie reporting for duty. #Skyfall

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 8, 2015

It would be funny if all his answers to the word association was 'Rosa Klebb'. #SKYFALL

— Mentor (@MentorsCamper) January 8, 2015

It occurs to me that the #Skyfall finale is just a loud version of PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES.

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 8, 2015

Bonus:

@AnnaRenee I dunno. I think Silva could have used some “Boom Clap” instead. https://t.co/AvxURQOPSe #Skyfall

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 8, 2015

Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets: #FYEO

by 007hertzrumble | Apr 17, 2015 | Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets

Always a fan favorite, the #FYEO live tweet always comes with enough DERP to go around.

Winner:

@007hertzrumble Do you want the Soviets etching and sketching? WELL, DO YOU?

— Travis S. McClain (@TravisSMcClain) August 28, 2014

Also brilliant:

Oh that’s just an Intellivsion controller. I do hope he’s got the insert for the buttons or he’ll have no idea how to play. #FYEO

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 28, 2014

@007hertzrumble I’m sure Bibi would appreciate Jimmy Dean. She seems quite a fan of sausage. #FYEO

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 28, 2014

derp da derp da derpity derp #FYEO

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) August 28, 2014

im going to start saying hmm like the minister of defense, sorry to everyone i talk to from now on #fyeo

— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 28, 2014

Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets: #Octopussy

by 007hertzrumble | Apr 17, 2015 | Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets

You know what they say…. behind every great bracket is a great lesser bracket. The NCAA’s have the NIT. The Winners have the Losers bracket. And the Tournament of Bonds has the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets.

Introducing the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets

After each live tweet a secret panel of “experts” selects their favorite tweets from the past week. I will then decide on the Top 5(ish) and submit those tweets to a vote. As we roll along through the live tweets, our second bracket will be populated and then the tweets will duel for their own fame and glory. The author of the winning tweet will be crowned Man or Woman with the Golden Tweet and be required to add a third nipple… and be showered with fame and glory and uncertain Interweb riches.

Here are the contenders for Golden Tweet of the Octopussy Live Tweet.

Winner:

“Remember. Only a quarter turn. If you turn it anymore, you will create a paradox in space time and this plot will make sense.” #Octopussy

— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014

Also brilliant:

I bet Roger Moore opens every closet expecting to see a lady waiting in there for him. Like his own personal automat. #Octopussy

— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014

You know, it’s not a bad thing that the only thing Bond gives you is flowers. You could get an STI or death instead. #Octopussy

— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) May 1, 2014

Planning mtg for #Octopussy: We must have marigolds, walking on hot coals, snake charmers, a market scenes because INDIA

— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014

I thought trains into tunnels were supposed to be symbolic of sexy times. #Octopussy

— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014

OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE GORILLA SUIT #Octopussy

— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014

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