Things got pretty crazy at my house before the live tweet when my toddler toddled into the floorboard and busted open her eyebrow. Only a couple of saved tweets and I had to disappear for a spell during the You Only Live Twice presentation, but goddamn, SLOUCHY BOND still won the day.
Look out, he’s SLOUCHY BOND! INITIATE MISSION! #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
MGM reminds you that Bond is all they have left. Buy bonds. #YOLT— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) August 1, 2013
We open in space. And there hasn’t been a rest area for at least 30 light years. Space capsules get hungry, too.
@Mr_Fantastic86 Hey, I remember when we used to go into space! #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
Hasbro’s Hungry Hungry Rocketships. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
This guy is a member of NASA’s Plaid Team #YOLT — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
@dimattiafilms Clearly. Lewis Gilbert > Stanley Kubrick. Clearly. #YOLT — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
It’s like watching an intergalactic game of keepaway. #YOLT — Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
Meanwhile, at Buckminster Fuller’s house…. #YOLT — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
The Buckminster Fuller Institute of Space Stuff. #YOLT — Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Proof that PUMPING existed before Judi Dench.
He’s working on some serious PUMPING, #AmIRIGHT?? #YOLT — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble Suddenly, Kanye’s “sweet and sour sauce” lyric doesn’t seem as offensive. #YOLT — Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
I’m sure no one watching this in a theater really thought Bond was dead…. #YOLT — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) August 1, 2013
Also, fine theme. Then again, I’m pretty pro Nancy Sinatra anyway. #YOLT — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) August 1, 2013
@Mr_Fantastic86 Sure makes me want to ERUPT. HEEYYYOOOOOH. #YOLT (A little early for a HEEEYOOOOH. — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@Mr_Fantastic86 Oh man, I busted a nut. I mean a bag of nuts. I mean I’ve got peanuts everywhere. #YOLT — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot they knew what they were doing!
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
NOOOOO ROALD DAHL! I always hope he’s not there. And maybe the movie will suddenly make sense. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss Bond to The Slaughter? #YOLT — Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Okay, so the Roald Dahl credit kinda just blew my mind. When does Bond sneak away to indulge in fizzy lifting drinks? #YOLT — Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
I said it last time, but this is the stupidest way to get onboard a submarine EVER! #YOLT — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
So wait, James Bond is dead. Like a doornail? I mean, oh, okay. Just a little dead. James Bond isn’t a timelord. He’s a zombie. It’s all clear now.
Paper-mâché Bonds are all the rage at kids’ parties. #PiñataBond #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Even though I have a special dislike for this movie, I love the first 30 minutes or so. And then the shark jumping commences. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Bond emerges from his cocoon, a beautiful butterfly… #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
“Who wears short shorts?!” “The British Navy wears short shorts!” #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
“We had you fake your death to get rid of your enemies. We were going to give you a new identity… but you know… budget cuts…” #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox You mean when they change his appearence and then change it back for one film? That does seem expensive. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
“Five minutes I would have found out… another 90 and I would’ve been hungry again! Am I right Moneypenny?! High Five!” #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
i think the hair is the real star of this movie #yolt
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 1, 2013
“Where do you suggest we go? I’m partial to the backseat.” #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
I’d make a terrible spy. There’s no way I’d remember that many lines as a password. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble What he actually said was “Japanese women?!?!? WOWZERS!!” *eyes pop out, Tex Avery style* #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble He meant to say he didn’t find them very sexiful. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble he’ll womanize anyone. No judgment. #lovethatbastard
— The Horror Honeys (@HorrorHoneys) August 1, 2013
Dear God, it’s taking every fiber of my being not to make jokes about Charles Gray’s neck. #YOLT #RockyHorror
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble Gray taught him to be beer-belly Bond. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Did anyone else hear glass break when Bond jumped through the paper wall? #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@kalsolarUK The cat kept running off and hiding during production. Love that they continued to film it as it was scared shitless. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
This guy must be pretty dumb if he thinks that assassin grew by like a foot and a half during his mission #YOLT
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble I used to have a poster of that… oh, wait that was Frank Zappa. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
#YOLT Is Connery wearing spats?
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
AND THE FLOWERS WERE STILL STANDING! #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
That fight would’ve been way better if it had Batman-style action bubbles that said “COUCH!” “CHAIR!” “SCULPTURE!” #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss Well, Bond is looking for the secret formula for egg salad… #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
I’ve been on that ride. It’s at Universal Orlando. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
My friends call me SLOUCHY. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot I’ll call you Tiger for free, Tiger.
— Cultural Gutter (@CulturalGutter) August 1, 2013
In an interview w/ Playboy, Roald Dahl claimed he’d assembled his script based on previous films and never took the script seriously. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
After shooting, Connery showed up for interview in t-shirt, baggy pants & sandals. Interviewer asked “Is this how James Bond dresses?” #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Connery responded: “I’m not James Bond. I’m Sean Connery, a man who likes to dress comfortably.” #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss Obligatory #HoorayForSexism. Not at anything in particular. Really just the whole last ten minutes. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
the password is…. sexiful. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
She just did the PG version of “Sucky Sucky. Me love you long time.” #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
He’s trying to say his Hong Kong massage didn’t include a happy ending. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
In the future, Bond-san, you can mate electronic devices. See what we have done here… #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
…we have successfully mated a ten key and a video surveillance system. We call the child Billy Joe. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@theactualkeith He’s writing his James Bond crossover fan-fiction. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
“My two way x-ray mirror shows that you have enormous Johnsons. Is that not your American slang for hand canon?” #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot Yep. My ears did a double take on that one too. #YOL
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
@LiamFitzgee Alotta Fagina? #YOLT
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
“Come to Rear Projection Warehouse. We have all the latest rear projections: Bridge, tunnel, magnet attached to helicopter…” #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
Love how happy she is about that chopper. “Isn’t drowning your enemies in the ocean fun? #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
Oh, no! Bond is being attacked by the skipper from Gilligan’s Island!!!! #YOLT
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) August 1, 2013
Synthetic Turpentine was my favorite ’60s psychdelic rock band. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
Pay attention: those containers of liquid turpentine are essential to the plot. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
These guys on the roof are appearing later this month in a Japanese production of West Side Story. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
Jeez, him doing those flips onto the pallets. What if they’d been full of anvils or something? #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
She looks like when they parachute at the end of one of the Muppet Movies #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
Almost time for Asian Bond!! #YOLT
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
this looks like transportation to a whimsical chocolate factory #yolt
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 1, 2013
I will do a cut of this nelly assembly scene with the theme from A-Team. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
One of the suitcases has the twins that call Mothra in it. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
#YOLT They put that together as if it were a Gumby cartoon. #Blockheads
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble I don’t know. I’m distracted by the ancient GoPro on his head. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble Connery also drives a moped to Sturgis. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Little Nellie sounds like the fan I had in my freshman dorm. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@dimattiafilms No amount of Bond theme can make this scene okay. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@Mr_Fantastic86 The interior design involves 3 squirrels and a walnut. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
the bond theme doesn’t fit this scene #yolt, but really thats not one of the major issues here
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 1, 2013
“There’s nothing here but tits. No ass. Over.” #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@theactualkeith Taken directly from the Oliver Stone book of subtlety. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble I want John Madden to be doing the commentary for that video. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble It’s the helicopter equivalent of the Noisy Cricket from MIB. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble And a Keurig. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox it’s a great piece of music. Especially coupled with people ranting in Russian. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@dimattiafilms @TRWilcox Nice recall. Love that record. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot @dimattiafilms @TRWilcox For those interested, here’s the Propellerheads’ doing their best #Bond_age_ http://t.co/azZSxRt0dp
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 2, 2013
GET IN MY BELLY! #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@theactualkeith sometimes we frighten me #YOLT
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
@LiamFitzgee @Mr_Fantastic86 You should hear how uncomfortable we were talking about it on our podcast. (Shameless plug for Episode 113.)
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox Everyone avoids Neptune. #cold #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Are they sitting above a jai alai court? #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble am I the only one who liked diamonds are forever? Maybe
— The Festival Lawyer (@FestivalLawyer) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble Haha! GET THE COMFY ROCKET! #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
That spaceship looks flimsy #YOLT
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
I believe this is called an ANAL PROBE. Get it? Probe. Outer space. C’mon people. Work with me. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Damn, venetian blinds got a HUGE promotional push thanks to this movie. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
And no we’re in the part of the script written by Bond Mad-Libs. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
#YOLT “I’d like to congratulate you gentlemen on your fine equipment. ” Is he channelling Rosa Klebb?
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
I love how the volcano has a “casual den” section, for just chilling between world-domination operation phases #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
Joe Dante saw this movie as a kid and was like, “I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE!” #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Seeing her skeleton or something bobbing in the water would have been priceless #YOLT
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble its going to be replaying in my nightmares #yolt
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble I think about 50 continuity errors were just broken. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
OH! I get it! “My ninjas will go in UNSEEN.” He didn’t say anything about unheard! #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble L Ron Ninja? #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot @007hertzrumble The ninjas sail around the world, awaiting “Book Two” #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
“Now we will see some modern ninjas” and cutting to the same guys, now holding guns, is kind of an amazing joke. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
“She has the face like a pig.” “To hell with that idea.” Best. Exchange. Ever. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Ooooh, he’s coming… he’s coming…. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
SAY HELLO TO SLOUCHY BOND!!! #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
I don’t care what Barry scored here. All I hear is The Vapors. #YOLT http://t.co/KWfKKDO2I5
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
Slouchy Bond. Does whatever a Slouchy Bond does. Can he smile in a wig? No, he can’t. He’s a Bond. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Slouchy Bond. Marries the “ugly” girl cuz he can. Can he smile in a bed? Not even then. He’s asleep. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Slouchy Bond. Trained as a ninja, by Samuel L. Can he yell in a robe? Not a chance. He’s a grump. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
GROSSE POINTE BLANK… in three… two… one… #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@Mr_Fantastic86 Japan’s secret war with Gallagher rages on. Ever since they cornered the market on giant couches. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
“Slouchy Bond, you are not sufficiently slouching. Pull your testicles inside your body, it will enhance your slouch.” #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox Maybe later they can sign some documents. #Wilson #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
In the novel, Kissy is a naked diving girl / former Hollywood actress. We got the shaft here, people. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
I repeat. Bond stays with a whole community of naked fishing girls with trained birds. Trained birds. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
But NOOOOooooOOOOOO, that was good enough for Roald Dahl. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox Has it been 7 years already? #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Yes, please book me on the slowboat, I want to get there next year #YOLT
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) August 1, 2013
You will never be seen under a hat, Bond-san. Caucasians never wear hats this dumb. You are invisible. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot Does he prefer snails to oysters? #YOLT
— Cultural Gutter (@CulturalGutter) August 1, 2013
@CulturalGutter Not sure. We’ll have to ask Tony Curtis.
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
“@TRWilcox You know what the middle of this action-packed espionage film could use? A fake wedding. #YOLT” but w/ an incredible, lush score
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) August 1, 2013
@theactualkeith No. no. no. That’s still an odd numbered Trek. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble I don’t care. Anything with Slouchy Bond is the best thing in the world. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble Should’ve followed the Portlandia mantra and put a bird on it. And also take everything else off it. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
“@007hertzrumble: See. In this scene, she’d have been naked. With a bird. #YOLT” …a TRAINED bird!
— Joel Williams (@joelrwilliams1) August 1, 2013
In reality, the cave is safe. Bond just ripped a nasty one and panicked. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@30hertzrumble Uh oh. Someone’s in jail. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
I’ve noticed Bond looks around a lot when making out with women. I think he’s always on the lookout for better prospects. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
Yeah, let’s just go ahead and scale a fucking volcano, in nothing but wet clothes and a bikini. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
@30hertzrumble I watched this one, didn’t I? Ninja Bond?
— Jennifer (@jennjaysleafs) August 1, 2013
Everyone there is named McDonnell. Hrm. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Is it explained that in the Bond-universe, #YOLT is the reason that space lasers and shit are developed in #Moonraker?
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
Mie Hama (Kissy) couldn’t swim so Connery’s wife Diane Cilento wearing a black wig doubled for her in the swimming scenes. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
You think they could’ve afforded to put at least one camera above the volcano, to make sure nobody was snooping around. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
@30hertzrumble Welcome To Blofeld’s World of Tomorrow #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
Amusing to think the combined computing power of NASA and SPECTRE in this movie would now fit comfortably in an iPad. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
@30hertzrumble Like in the Adam West BATMAN?!?! Sounds awesome. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox @30hertzrumble There’s potentially a scene that was cut from #TBall with Shark Repellent Bat-Spray. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@dimattiafilms Barry has been sampled alot, along with lots of 60s scores, Morricone, etc.
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
STOP THAT ASTRONAUT. YES, YOU. THE JAMES BOND LOOKING ONE. What’s your name astronaut? And why are you slouching? #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Let’s play follow the wandering scar. I’ll go first. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@30hertzrumble If I hadn’t already been drinking I don’t know if I’d have made it this far. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot @30hertzrumble Bourbon usually works for me. Tonight I’m rocking wine and sleep deprivation. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
Ooh, my Stauffer’s frozen rice pilaf is ready in 1:27. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@dimattiafilms I’m pretty sure that when Donald Pleasance needed to find his character’s center he watched Looney Tunes. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox It looks like Michael Myers already got to his face. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
Now. Watch how Bond does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
“We are now impregnable. I’ve inserted my diaphragm.” #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Watch as the cat bites the shit out of Pleasance. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
…and he tries to grab it’s head. lol. I f’ing die every time. I just die. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
The swords came out and suddenly this movie got AMAZING. #YOLT
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
@30hertzrumble The Japanese IS wearing off. #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Look, I’m not saying the Lowe’s guy lied to Blofeld, but those shutters don’t seem “impregnable” to me. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble first rule of movie ninjas: One ninja, unstoppable. Many ninjas, cannon fodder.
— The Strong Option (@DukeMitchell) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble @DukeMitchell When do the Oompa Loompas show up? #stillwaiting #YOLT
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble We know he’s strong, and probably not too bright. He’s also probably Swedish based on his hair color. #YOLT
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox Seriously. What the hell kind of Red Grant impostor is this?
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
#YOLT Ninjas have great death screams.
— Kerry Fristoe (@echidnabot) August 1, 2013
Bond’s plan: run away. #YOLT
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
And Red Grant is dispatched. Might as well have tripped on a banana peel and fallen into the piranha tank twenty minutes ago. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
So climax of the #YOLT novel is all about Bond going into Blofeld’s castle alone, with no guns, no weapons. All stealth.
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Consider what just happened in comparison. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
Lava animation provided by Ralph Bakshi studios. #YOLT
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
#YOLT is over, but JAMES BOND WILL RETURN. This time with special guest DRAKE, in the new film “YOU ONLY #YOLO TWICE”
— Devin DiMattia (@dimattiafilms) August 1, 2013
Thanks everybody! It wasn’t your typical #Bond_age_ night. I didn’t get to prepare many saved tweets… and had to disappear for a bit. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
DENIS! salutes SLOUCHY BOND. SLOUCHY BOND. #YOLT pic.twitter.com/vRwCI4NP4d
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot I still dig the first 30 minutes. After that, I’ve got Slouchy Bond to tide me over. And Samuel L. Jackson’s ninja school.
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@echidnabot I still like the sheer scale of the finale. They’ve reused this movies plot 3 times more or less, in the series so far.
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) August 1, 2013
Sweet dreams… of SLOUCHY BOND, everybody. Have a good night. And try not to sing SLOUCHY BOND tomorrow. I dare you. #YOLT
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble good show tonight #YOLT
— Tom Bondo (@bondo_t) August 1, 2013
@TRWilcox @echidnabot it needed more ghidorah than mothra: http://t.co/NFqsfht4TF #YOLT
— Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) August 1, 2013
@007hertzrumble @ThatAndyRoss @echidnabot @theactualkeith Sorry I missed #YOLT last night. I was so torn up, I dreamed of banshee ninjas.
— Tim Romines (@TimRomines76) August 1, 2013