The only way to watch The World Is Not Enough is to wait long enough between viewings to forget how bad Denise Richards really is in this movie. Pretty soon you convince yourself she can’t be thaaaat bad… that she can’t suck the life out of every scene. Come what may, the #Bond_age_ crew was energized to finally get back to proper James Bond viewing after a holiday off.
INITIATE THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH LIVE TWEET DIGEST
Welcome to the 2-hour Sophie Marceau worship extravaganza. INITIATE MISSION! #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@MiddParent Tomatos. Toemahtoes. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@EddieLove44 I think in terms of portrayal, yes. Quality, almost always yes. #TWINE Being the exception, probably.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
Calvin Klein had way more pull in the 1990’s, didn’t they? #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
CIGAR GIRL. That is all. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Mr. Bundt? Does he think Bond is some sort of… delicious, moist and rich cake? #TWINE
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
If you watch only 20 minutes of this movie, make it the first 20. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Pierce is so darn smooth…I think the smoothest of the Bonds. #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
The boat chase was not intended to be part of the opening sequence. Test audiences considered the bank break-out rather flaccid. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
The cold open is tonally and geographically all over the place. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
“See London the Bond Way.” Someone should make this a tourist attraction. Make a fortune. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
I remember a big crowd reaction to this boat chase. Theater was electric… #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
I bet you anything that somewhere out there, JW is watching this river chase and having flashbacks. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
Damn, she has some serious firepower. #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
Cigar Girl is Maria Grazia Cucinotta. She is perhaps best known for her role in Il Postino. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Phenomenal opening. And one of my favourite title sequences ever. I love this song. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley What’s more sexy and objectifying than having girls dance around in oil? #TWINE #HoorayForSexism
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley Probably. #HotGirlOilFight #TWINE
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
And now, we return to McBond, already in progress. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
SOPHIE. #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
Are they at Hogwarts? #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
Beloved Q, Desmond Llewelyn, died in a car accident shortly after the release of #TWINE.
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Cleese could have been a smashing “Q” if they’d just allowed him to play it straight. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
“It’s a Hairdresser’s car! And you know who looks like a Hair Dresser? Pierce Brosnan.” – Krissy’s Fiance. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
Q has never said any of those things in any of his films. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
Kristin Scott Thomas’ sister, by the way, was a smokeshow. I believe that’s what the kids say these days. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
And of course that’s the part I miss… RT @007hertzrumble: If you watch only 20 minutes of this movie, make it the first 20. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley @MiddParent HAHAHA. I believe Wayne and Garth put it best when the said “Shyeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt.” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Elegant final exit for Desmond Llewelyn. “Always have an escape plan.” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Greetings from THE BIG GIANT HEAD! #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
“That giant floating head isn’t a bad effect for 1999.” – Krissy’s Fiance. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
Kristin Scott Thomas just laid into her sister for being “such a slut” off camera. That’s why she’s being so standoffish. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble She and Denise Richards could have had bad acting workshops on set. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@krissy_myers Only if Cubby were still around. What a lovable coot. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@krissy_myers I don’t think he’d turn down some strip mining. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble I’ve met someone from Azerbaijan. It’s real, alright. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
@NSuszczyk @krissy_myers So you’re part of the conspiracy. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
We are having problems with the villagers. They have demanded board games, good ones, from Milton Bradley. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
“Bond, I want you go to Elektra” We don’t hear Bond say “Yipee” and see him fist pump, but, well, you know he did. #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
@krissy_myers Funny. That’s the same prayer I say before I go to bed. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
sweet baby jesus, she is beautiful. #sofie #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
Pierce is often grilled for his delivery of “Bond, James Bond,” but I think that one was damn solid. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Aside from one person who shall remain Denise Richards, I can’t complain about the cast in this one. Solid. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
“Have you ever lost a loved one, Mr. Bond?” (She’s referring to Vesper, btw. Because my Bond timeline says so.) #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Can it be? Mountains? White stuff? My God, it’s skiing in a Bond film! #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble It is a bitchin’ ski outfit. I covet that ski outfit. #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
Out of all the Bond snow scenes, this one is my least my favorite. And I’m counting California Girls… #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
The ski-para hawk attack scene was directly inspired by OHMSS. The filmmakers wanted a connection to the film from which #TWINE was derived.
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
What I find most amusing about this scene is that they have these ridiculous para hawk thingies… #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble You neglect to point out that they apparently have at least two parachutes. Hi-tech shit. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
“See you back at the lod… COME ON. YOU SPOILED MY ONE LINER. F’ING PRICK. Had the timing and everything…” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Bak me? Baku! #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley The snow globe IS NOT ENOUGH. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
She’s the George Costanza of the sultry Bond villainesses. #TWINE #DrapedinVelvet
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
I’m loving the black henchman since my fiancee glanced at him and said “Is that Shaq in a wig?” #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble A Ukrainian pal of mine translated the scene with the Azerbaijani locals. She was impressed they got it right. #TWINE
— Travis McClain, Esq. (@TravisSMcClain) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley Underwarez?
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 10, 2014
@007hertzrumble Unbelievable that she has to resort to daring him “Now who’s afraid Mr. Bond” #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble f’n a….F’N A #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble They SURE did. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
@theactualkeith was ‘loose’ the girls a Freudian slip? #TWINE
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) January 9, 2014
@Mr_Fantastic86 Yes. Because that’s better than a typo. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
I make people hold hot rocks when I want to test the devotion of my party guests. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble WHERE IS THIS FOOTAGE!?! #TWINE Also, whose nipple was it?
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble I think it still got through. Can’t keep a good nipple down. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
Heh, he’s taking selfies for his Myspace page. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Fun fact. Dogs bark loud enough to cover up gun fire. #TWINE #TheMoreYouKnow
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
So are all these bad guys on the plane supposed to look like extras from Fight Club? #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
In a minute, those guys tie Bond down and shave his head to haze him into their fraternity. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Brace for impact! She’s gonna blow! #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
ughhhhhhhh…Denise… #sorrynotsorry #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
Every. Line. Hurts. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@MiddParent At least she was “mysterious.” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Ugh. Denise. Ugh. #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
Every time I watch this, I’m convinced I overreacted… that she can’t possibly be that bad. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
BUT SHE REALLY IS. SHE”S REALLY THAT BAD. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
You know what I think Denise Richards was excellent in this movie… 1) You know she thinks that something is fishy about Bond. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
And 2) She delivered her lines while having her hair blown into her mouth. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
“Dr. Jones.” You realise that there is a slight possibilty, however maddening, that she and a certain archaeologist are related. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
If Denise Richards’ acting was half as good as her breasts look, she’d be ok, but unfortunately that’s just not true #TWINE #justsaying
— Fantastic Mr. Greg (@Mr_Fantastic86) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley @007hertzrumble Not for me. #TWINE.
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) January 9, 2014
@theactualkeith It’s not like they selectively made her lines terrible. Nobody really has a script here. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley @theactualkeith Jill St. John syndrome. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley @theactualkeith On the first day of writing, someone had a EUREKA! moment. I’VE GOT THE PUNCHLINE! #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
…and then someone else says, “The punchline to what?” To which he responds, “Doesn’t matter. It’s gold, dude.” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
LOL at that guys face as he ran after Bond with the uzi. #TWINE #ARGDRERGHGHGGH
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
In a deleted scene, Pierce re-enacts a scene from Weekend at Bernie’s with that dude. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
As they right up the elevator I hear: “The name’s Bond..(pause for effect)…James Bond. (Fucking nailed it.)” #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
In a deleted scene, Denise Richards says “You’re that British agent! From British!” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
This scene is rather reminiscent of Diamonds Are Forever, isn’t it? #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
HAHA I just realized how close that scene where they are listing things on a map is to #DAF! Jimmy Dean will help them find the bomb! #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
“You’re a rich white woman with terrorists after you. I’m head of a national intelligence agency. I don’t see a problem.” #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
Snoozefest, James. Thanks for the reenactment of the wikipedia page on “Stockholm Syndrome.” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
“I called M. She’s coming to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And she’s all out of bubblegum.” #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble He’s developed quite the Elektra Complex. #IWentThere #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
Closing the door would be a lot more impressive if there weren’t so many windows in it. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble she’s probably just thinking about waffles or something #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
@AnnaRenee @007hertzrumble http://t.co/Bcqf8npJc4 #Waffles #MST3k #TWINE
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
“They’re in the pipeline. They’re on the move.” That guy was paid to deliver that line! #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
Every station should have a “State the Obvious” officer. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
“When this rig hits 88 MPH. You’re going to see some serious shit.” #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
Shit. If anyone knows how to handle that joystick, it’s Christmas Jones. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
That face she makes when he says “screw heads” is priceless. #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
Denise Richards is the Jill St. John of a generation. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
i’m at the point where everything she says or does is just annoying the hell out of me. #DrJones #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
@theactualkeith Or a purple dildo with a smiley faced written on with a sharpie. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
This is just a warm up for next week people, exercise that snark. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble You know. Deep down, you know. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble Then my job is done. #isthatstudcoming #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@krissy_myers I thought the most 90s thing ever was COLOR ME BADD’s “I Wanna Sex U Up” video. #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@krissy_myers I wish this movie was made in 92 and we got to see her in high waisted jeans. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
@007hertzrumble @krissy_myers The soundtrack playing right now is pretty much “the most 90s 90s thing ever” #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
By the way, Denise Richard’s reaction to the sound of the helicopter is one of the funniest things in the world. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
Missed opportunity here to have the BMW turn into a boat. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
You know, Christmas would have came for me 3 times already at this point. #TWINE. #justsaying.
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) January 9, 2014
He’s slacking his tie! Fluffy means business now. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
Denise was all “what-evar!” for a second there. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
“Time for you to die.” I thought it was Miller Time! #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
@MiddParent @krissy_myers Mitchell no get kick from champagne. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
“I don’t even understand the words that are coming out of my mouth” “Plutonium?” -Dr. Jones thought bubble #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
“Renard is doing a really good 9th Doctor Cosplay.” #TWINE #DoctorWho
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
SOMEONE WROTE THIS DIALOGUE. “This is the end.” “No. This is the beginning.” #TWINE
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
I nominate the slit in Sophie’s dress for Best Actress in #TWINE.
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
And we have a title!!! Ding ding #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
HE SAID THE THING!! #TWINE
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 9, 2014
So she is going to take advantage of his involuntary after death “reaction”? #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
“It’s big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine.” HEYOOOH? #TWINE
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Judo…kick! #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
They may be on a submarine, but Denise keeps making me think of motorboats. I don’t know why. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
This is the “we must make sure Denise gets thoroughly soaked so we can get raised nipples” scene. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
@MiddParent I’m surprised Eon didn’t release a #TWINE wet t-shirt tie-in line.
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
If this was a Craig era film, he would have just snapped Renard’s neck and then saved Tits… I mean Denise. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
“Ah, there we go. Finally tuned into Tokyo.” Krissy’s Fiance upon the reveal of Denise Richard’s nipple. #TWINE.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) January 9, 2014
@GregMcCambley It’s true. So bonus points for #TWINE! Huzzah!
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
@30hertzrumble And it loses more points because it lacks @BrittEkland. #TWINE
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) January 9, 2014
We all know what torpedoes represent! #AmIRight? #TWINE
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 9, 2014
Borscht has that sort of effect. #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
Meanwhile back at Hogwarts. #TWINE
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 9, 2014
“Right! That’s the final joke sorted! What’s next?” #scriptmeeting1 #TWINE
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 9, 2014
DENIS! salutes Sophie’s slit, Desmond Llewelyn, 00-Fluffy and Cigar Girl. #TWINE pic.twitter.com/20moxTym3a
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 9, 2014