There’s something about A View to a Kill that simultaneously compels and repulses. Watch #AVTAK! It’ll make for a great A View to a Kill Live Tweet Digest! Nooo. Staaaay away! Yes! No! Watch! Mute! Tanya Roberts induced migraines! Bond quiches! But you watch. And you love #BlondWalken and fear Grace Jones. But mostly you get Duran Duran stuck in your head and you tell everyone to “Dance Into the Fiiiiire.”
INITIATE A VIEW TO A KILL LIVE TWEET DIGEST!
Tonight’s #Bond_age_ presentation is brought to you by @BlondWalken and @PartyMoore007. INITIATE MISSION! #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
I’ve had a really shitty week but it’s nothing a little #Bond_age_ can’t fix… #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
Moore’s shades are from the KIM JONG IL collection. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble Always face palm for me. So out of place it hurts. #CodgerMoore
— James Longshaw (@JLongshanks7) October 24, 2013
@dimattiafilms Oh that’s right, you’re the #AVTAK virgin. Do not adjust your dials….
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
I think this is when the partying started to catch up with me, but I still aim to dazzle. #AVTAK
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) October 24, 2013
TOY HELICOPTER IN PERIL! #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
Also, crank this shit up. The louder it is the more glow-ey the fingernail polish gets. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@krissy_myers Tell me about it. All he needed to do was find a Whole Foods next to a Best Buy. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
I’m sorry. This is heresy, but there needs to be more rocking Bond tracks in the future. Thank you, Duran Duran. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
Okay the naked chick with neon streamers skiing predates Brooklyn hipster parties by like 25 years. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
her dress sleeves are AH-mazing! #80s #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
“Yep, it looks like the KGB is going ahead with their plan to make an E.T. video game.” #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
Good job, Q. You’ve managed to build Johnny 5’s less superior second cousin twice removed. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
Moneypenny probably talks through movies too. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@krissy_myers *takes off tie and wraps it around Krissy in a nice little bow* It’s yours now. Say the word and you’ll have the rest. #AVTAK
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) October 24, 2013
Moneypenny should have said “move your Ascot!” I’d respect a pun from her. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
@dimattiafilms It is a bizarre sight, is it not? Moneypenny in the wild? Someone create the @WildMoneypenny personality. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
shoulder pads…everywhere…shoulder pads #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
Sure, leave it to Grace Jones to tame the wild horse. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
Bollinger ’75 currently sells for $700 a bottle and has a wine score of 94/100. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@dimattiafilms That was the point of pretty much every Bond movie between 1971 and 1985 #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble You know, if something wasn’t good enough for #Moonraker, is that not a tell of an idea’s quality? #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
She should have said “welcome to the I fell tower, Mr. Bond!” I’d respect a pun from Grace. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble LeCarr? Is this a George Smiley film now? #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
I have to admit the car chopping off the back half of Bond’s car was an impressive stunt. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
And nobody bats an eye when Grace Jones parachutes onto the top of a boat in Paris. Now that’s party. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@dimattiafilms @BlondWalken was doing whippets off camera. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@iceskater101 You kind of have to have something to alter your mental state to watch this one. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
“This blonde was made for Walken.” —the wig maker on the #AVTAK set
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
I made just in time to still get Smythed. #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
Alison Doody’s first appearance in a movie as Jenny Flex. Later she’d go and catch a bit of a sniffle. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
her hair is so…eighties hairspray commercial… #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
SHOT! #SyngenSmythe #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
I kind of wish Bond had a butler in every movie. #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
That shot should be a promo for a new series, The Saint and Mr. Steed. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
When Grace Jones points at you, you do what she says. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
Saint John Smythe. Syngen Smith. Sanguine Smelt. SHOT! #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
It’s pronounced SyngenSmyhte, but it’s spelled Throatwobbler Mangrove. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
Why did Q branch decide that a check copying machine was a priority for research? #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
The women at this party look like leftover yuppie cocaine skanks from Robocop. #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
“Hello, I thought you’d like to join the party.” How did it take me 7 movies to say that line? #AVTAK
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble I think it’s telling that to the very end of his tenure, he unabashedly enjoyed himself. #PartyMoore indeed #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble @krissy_myers Did someone say… freeballing? #AVTAK
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) October 24, 2013
Smythe snores like a cartoon apparently #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
When John Hughes watched this scene all sorts of lightbulbs went off. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
Coming up midseason on ABC: It’s “Steed & The Saint!” #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
well this is embarrassing…that is exactly what i wear when i practice karate… #gracejones #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
Walken’s derp face when he hears the phone. Perfection. #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
Seriously, every line that @BlondWalken says is gold. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble I don’t know if I could handle it. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@krissy_myers I have the cassette single on repeat. It’s the only tape I own. http://t.co/w95t8jvG64
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) October 24, 2013
“I find a computer indispensable.” I don’t know, @blondwalken. I’m still not sold on these “computers” you keep talking about. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble Oh man. Walken is great. But Bowie as a Bond villain would have been something to see. #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble Time for the earplugs!
— Fussy (@MiddParent) October 24, 2013
This is easily the most elaborate assassination attempt in the entire Bond series. Sharks ain’t got nothing on Zorin’s steeplechase. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley Like Zorin you are “happiest IN the saddle”!? #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley @blondwalken #BlondeWalken is the new #pew #pew #pew. #BlondeWalken #BlondeWalken #BlondeWalken #BlondeWalken #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble I am so jealous.
— CulturalGutter (@CulturalGutter) October 24, 2013
Dolph and Grace Jones were an item at the time of filming. Their lovemaking echoed like thunder. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
his dramatic pauses are on par with shatner… #BlondeWalken #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble A view… *sweeps off sunglasses* to a kill. *YEAAAAAAAAAH* #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
MOVIE TITLE CALL OUT! SHOT! #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
Forced movie title dialogue is always golden..eye. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley Alison Doody’s been there. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley Who wouldn’t like to doodle the Doody? #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley Dawdling whilst doodling the Doody?!?! Definitely! #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble Dude! Dawdling whilst doodling the Doody is definitely done. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
“His name is Hans Glau, Nazi scientist and part-time extra at Disney’s Haunted Mansion.” #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
joke about crabs #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
Was that Kurt Vonnegut as a fisherman? This movie’s got everyone in it. #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
You bumped into the fan which now has to be washed and sterilized so YOU GET NOTHING #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
I tell ya, my pipe pressure is off the charts! #AVTAK
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) October 24, 2013
“Tell him to resume PUMPING??” @BlondWalken, stealing Judi Dench’s mojo. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@TRWilcox The role was turned down by James Spader. #AVTAK
— Kerry (@echidnabot) October 24, 2013
Dear @2FionaFullerton is here to postpone the horror that is Stacey Sutton. Stay, Fiona. Stay! #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
“The bubbles tickled my… Tchaikovsky!” I’m sorry, I do enjoy that line. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
You know, I’ve been tweeting from that jacuzzi this entire livetweet. In a similar state of undress. #AVTAK #ladies.
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) October 24, 2013
Gogol went full DERP with that triple take. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@veedz Tapes, check copying machine…next up, Bond smuggles important surveillance footage in a head cleaning VHS tape box. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
tan suit of awesomeness #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
— Angry Blofeld Kitty (@BlofeldKitty) October 24, 2013
Oh, Lord. Tanya Roberts can’t even hold a gun convincingly. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
*Pulls out shotgun* Get. Off. My. Lawn. #PartyMoore #AVTAK.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
“what’s this loaded with?” “rock salt.” “you stupid bitch.” #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
Some thugs. Run off by a cat, a vase, a senior citizen and Tanya Roberts. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
This house looks like one you build in The Sims when you use the cheat code and get unlimited money… #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
I like that she was planning on tearing up that check but she wanted to wait for someone else to watch her do it. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
@veedz I mean she’s no Denise Richards. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF THE APPLE II. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
Google Maps circa 1985 #AVTAK pic.twitter.com/IcyRTV2zrh
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
You know, I would call #HoorayForSexism for the firing of Tanya, but honestly, it was just gross incompitence. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley At least it’s not biting her like @BlofeldKitty bit the hell out of Donald Pleasance. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble @BlofeldKitty The cat couldn’t be bothered to bite her, to be honest. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
Wow, San Francisco is so laidback. You get fired, but you get to keep your security pass and they don’t tell anyone. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
Wait, Bond is “out of his depth” but Tanya Roberts isn’t ? #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
Do we think it was intentional that Alison Doody and @BlondWalken had the same haircut? #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
Leave her in the fucking elevator, PLEASE #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
@blondwalken Does that mean you’re a dragon? That would explain the blond hair. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
There is a predominance of the 4 elements in this film. Earth, Water, Fire and Air. And yet, there’s also Tanya Roberts. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
That sound. Honestly I’d rather run my fingernails down a chalkboard while having sex with a broken coke bottle #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
please stop with the screeching. #yeesh #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble I’ve had the sound down the entire time. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble It just inspires back gas in me. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
Screeching tires > Tanya Roberts scream. Discuss. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@AnnaRenee Fire engine siren > Tanya Roberts voice. Discuss. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
i noticed that this movie was still going on. #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
Somewhere, Harry Callahan is watching this footage on a bar TV, shrugging, then going back to his beer and hotdog. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
A horse, a blimp and a fire engine are in this movie. It was written during a game of Monopoly. #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
Somewhere, JW is watching this news footage on CNN, calling the SFPD a bunch of pointy heads, then going back to his beer and gumbo. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
“RAISE THE BRIDGE? RIGHT NOW? YES, SIR!” best acting in the film #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
best acting until his derp face, that is #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
@dimattiafilms @veedz “Now, when I stamp on your foot and say “pull the lever” you pull it, okay?” *blank stare* #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
“give me a hand” so you pick up his hard hat?!?!? #sohelpful #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley Classy Trashy? #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley Don’t forget the hard hat. Hard hat is not optional. #AVTAK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley So you’re insinuating that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes? Or am I just inserting the entendre? #AVTAK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@30hertzrumble Well, we know that the IQ does match the shoe size. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
“Do you know what I’m sitting on?” “Why yes. Yes I do.” #AVTAK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@30hertzrumble “Come on, darling. Just a quickie in the office?” “No time for love, Mr. Bond!” #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley They have dental.#AVTAK
— Kerry (@echidnabot) October 24, 2013
Google Maps: The Board Game #AVTAK pic.twitter.com/52Q2E7WPWW
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
Help. I’m being pulled into the gravitational field of Tanya Roberts’ eyeshadow. #AVTAK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@veedz She loves her igneous rocks. #AVTAK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@okonh0wp You and Cubby Broccoli. That’s about it. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
“Mr. Zorin, we cannot allow a mine-shaft gap.” #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley I know of a local shop that has them at 50% off at their annual CockTober sale. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
I admire her cool. She almost falls down a pit, Bond catches her, pulls her back up, and she continues her train of thought. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
And now, #Blondwalken at his lunatic best. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
@GregMcCambley Microchips are forever. They are all I need to please me. #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
You know what they say… in order to kill a million, you first have to kill some stupid miners. #AVTAK
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) October 24, 2013
Aaaaaand Mayday drinks the Tanya Roberts Kool-Aid. #AVTAK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
@30hertzrumble Also, stay tuned! Tanya Roberts screams at something. Same Bond Time, Same Bond Channel! #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
On next week’s #AVTAK, Tanya Roberts falls down and shrieks. Don’t miss the thrilling conclusion!
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
A blimp snuck up behind her. A FUCKING BLIMP. #AVTAK
— Devil DieMattia (@dimattiafilms) October 24, 2013
I misheard @BlondWalken. He said More Power, not More Cowbell, right? #AVTAK
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 24, 2013
He’s a nazi scientist that created a race of superhuman psychopaths, but lighting that dynamite is the craziest thing he’s done. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
ahahahaha. YOU BETCHA. #AVTAK
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
“you betcha”…really?!? #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 24, 2013
HEY BLIMPS… #AVTAK http://t.co/GgWShuiNod
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
I’m pretty sure that Q has had a lot of practice manuevring that thing into bedrooms. #AVTAK
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 24, 2013
Perv Bot 5000 #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 24, 2013
@007hertzrumble When I was 5,I used to pretend that Q’s robot dog was hiding under the bed to protect me from monsters. #AVTAK #Confessional
— Matt Finch (@DrMattFinch) October 24, 2013
is this the end of the movie or the beginning of full house #AVTAK
— BLEEDo CapriOWL (@veedz) October 24, 2013
DENIS salutes all parts of #AVTAK where Tanya Roberts is mute. (Also, @BlondWalken) pic.twitter.com/3Ws0skxUOw
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 24, 2013
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway. #AVTAK
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) October 24, 2013
AND Moore! Much Moore than this. *points to himself* I did her… MYYYYYY WAAAY. #AVTAK
— Party Moore (@PartyMoore007) October 24, 2013
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