June 11th: In my regrettable absence I turned over hosting duties to @AnnaRenee who ran a ship so yar, she had arbs commenting on #AVTAK taking over Twitter. Both absurd and wildly entertaining before turning grating and nonsensical, A VIEW TO A KILL provides everything a good live tweet needs to conquer the world.
INITIATE THE A VIEW TO A KILL LIVE TWEET DIGEST!
I’d thought you’d never get back. INITIATE MISSION! #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
The name’s Bond. James Bond. AARP 007. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot It’s true. Because I consumed my twin in the womb. #AVTAK
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
You know, villain’s ski chase abilities really went downhill after the 70s. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
there is nothing funny about the beach boys #avtak
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
Holy rear projection batman. #AVTAK — Trevor Jost (@tpjost) June 12, 2014
I always like a microchip with my vodka and caviar! #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot But he threw up rainbows. #AVTAK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
Who knew an old British dude came up with snowboarding? #AVTAK
— Nicolle (@ragazzadiparola) June 12, 2014
With this one mission accomplished, this iceberg sub will now be put into cold storage, never to be seen again. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot The Shaggin’ Subbin? #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
I’m basically only here for the theme song. #AViewToAKill #AVTAK — Trevor Jost (@tpjost) June 12, 2014
First Bond credits I ever saw in theatres. Pretty sure my only thought was “boobies!” #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
grace jones terrifies me #AVTAK, i just turned the lights on so im not too scared — Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
neon streamers because 80’s!! #AVTAK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
Could Moneypenny be wearing a more unflattering outfit? Looks like a bedspread at my grandmom’s house. #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Moneypenny’s dress looks like it’s Easter and she’s six. — Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
@tpjost “I’ve got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell!” #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
first impression? oh, she must take a lot of vitamins… #AVTAK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
that horse is just scared of her #avtak
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
Bollocks, 1985. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Enchanted Papillon? pic.twitter.com/QazNXfgHj3
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
I love how Grace Jones’ parachute matched her killer butterfly. #AVTAK — Nicolle (@ragazzadiparola) June 12, 2014
I hope this M doesn’t tell Bond to pump someone for information. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
“And remember, Mr. St. John-Smythe. You break it, you bought it.” #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@SamuraiCicero I stand corrected. 🙂 #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
It would be cool if Harry Hamlin flew away on Pegasus and everyone was all “Whu!?” #AVTAK — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
This is like some Avengers/Persuaders mashup. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Jenny Flex. I always get her confused with Suzie Isometrics. #AVTAK
— Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot pretty much single entendres in this one #AVTAK — Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
Duck and cover! It’s…the Sutton! #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Those Google Glass prototypes of Bond’s really are a letdown. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
those sunglasses damn near cover his whole face. #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Petition to give Christopher Walken another Bond movie that sucks less — Richelle Charkot (@somepicnic) June 12, 2014
Ah, it’s Moore’s ring watch that was clicking. I thought it was his hip. #AVTAK
— Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
“I test zem all myself. I find ze Luther Vandross music really aids in ze breeding process.” #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent I think I hear a cowbell. #AVTAK
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Daniel Craig’s Bond should make more puns — Richelle Charkot (@somepicnic) June 12, 2014
@GregMcCambley Frau Sutton *neigh* #AVTAK
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent They think he’s in bed when, in actuality, he’s somewhere else. It’s magic! #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
It’s really remarkable, Bond, how you can immediately put everything together. Sherlock would be so proud. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
So in the opening Bond came back with ONE microchip &Zorin has the world’s surplus. Hmmm #AVTAK Bond: 1 Zorin: millions (Dr Evil inflection) — Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
MacNee is looking at Bond and thinking “now I know how Miss Peel felt when I was delivering all that exposition” #AVTAK
— Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
Fight needs more cow bell! #AViewToAKill #AVTAK pic.twitter.com/8XJ9RRkPMT — Trevor Jost (@tpjost) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK “I see you’re a woman…and that’s good enough for me.” #SorryGraceJones
— Richelle Charkot (@somepicnic) June 12, 2014
i cant believe bond is taking this one for the team #dedicated #avtak — Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
Bond and May Day: Awkward. #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
Walken’s look was all “OK. I’m a psychotic blond haired Russian sleeper, but even I find this kinky.” #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
“Ah well. Iz time I listen to some Barry White to put me into ze breeding mood.” #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Walken in #AVTAK is like a grownup version of the blonde preppy jerk in every80s teen movie — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) June 12, 2014
You just had to get out of the car, didn’t you, Sir Godfrey? Never get out of the g-d car! #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Patrick Macnee and Honor Blackman – Kinky Boots (TOTP Video): http://t.co/0SQQ48J0s4 via @YouTube #AVTAK — Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
“You amuse me Mr. Bond” He really does seem amused. #AVTAK — Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
Every time someone grabs Moore the look on his face is like ‘watch the bones…osteoporosis, old boy.’ #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
Sucking the air out of a car tire while underwater….is this on anyone’s “bucket list” #AVTAK — Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
It’s bedtime for me. So I will just leave you bond peps with this… For the fifth time. #AViewToAKill #AVTAK pic.twitter.com/UYVIw2QXUS
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) June 12, 2014
This is why I always carry a ziplock baggy full of air. Just in case. #AVTAK — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
“Really, well done, May Day. You managed to kill off one senior citizen.” #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
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#AVTAK Has everything you could want in a Bond film: horses,…um,…I give up. — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent It’s #Blondfinger! #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@AnnaRenee Drink! #AVTAK — Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
Yes, I’d like to get crabs” “Well, I’d love to give you crabs” “Sigh, we really need new code phrases” “Yeah” #AVTAK
— Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
Okay. I think that was the worst use of a film’s title in all of cinematic history. #AVTAK — Nicolle (@ragazzadiparola) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Did he say crabby patties? #Spongebob
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
“An update on valve procedures in the Main Strike program?” Is that supposed to be a double entendre? I can’t tell. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@LiamFitzgee How’s about a remake of #AVTAK with Tina Fey as Bond and Poehler as Zorin?
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Did anyone else think that old fisherman looked like Kurt Vonnegut? #AVTAK — Nicolle (@ragazzadiparola) June 12, 2014
And now a little gratuitous violence for the kids…gosh going into a propeller is messy. #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
“Tell Connelly to resume pumping.” OK, so that was a double entendre, right? #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@MentorsCamper You Might Think. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot That’s borescht, surely? #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot I speak Jive. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Bass-O-Matic ’76! #AVTAK — Nicolle (@ragazzadiparola) June 12, 2014
“Um, could you guys get out of the tub? The lobsters won’t cook themselves.” #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@MentorsCamper Everyone’s pumping in this film. That’s got to be some sort of entendre, right? #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
We are in America because EAGLE STATUE! #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
Product placement: The Sharper Image….drink! #AVTAK — Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
Apparently, Laura Ashley barfed in this bedroom…#AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
My name is Bond. James Stockton Singyn Smyth Bond. #AVTAK — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Here. Let me wipe grandpa off my hands.
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
Bond: kicks the thugs’ butts and then makes you an omelette. No wonder he’s so good w/the ladies.#AVTAK — Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
Bond, Bibi Dahl called: all is forgiven! #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Tanya Roberts: the Kate Capshaw of Bond girls. #AVTAK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent ill be checking mine from now on #avtak seriously terrified of her
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
Oh no! The radio is playing Billy Squire! Oh, and I’m being strangled. But lets not gloss over this Billy Squire thing! #AVTAK — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent Her contract, no doubt. In lieu of pay, she got costumes. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot @MiddParent They offered her voice lessons, but she refused. Said she got on very well with nail on a chalkboard. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
you’re outta your depth. #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent It’s all about liberal use of the mute button. #AVTAK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
@GregMcCambley @MiddParent I like to mute it and do Tanya Roberts impressions. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
@GregMcCambley @MiddParent I actually yank the cat’s tail. #AVTAK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
I don’t have time to chew all this scenery, lets just burn it. #AVTAK
— Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
omg shut up shut up SHUT UP #AVTAK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
You know a Bond film has failed when you are rooting for the villains. #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK JZHAMES!! — Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
“DARLING…I’M…TRYING…TO…GET…US…OUT! SO…SHUT…THE…HELL…UP!” #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
#avtak I kinda wish jw pepper transferred to the california fire department — Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
@TRWilcox I’m flattered. #AVTAK
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
Just when I think Tanya Robert’s voice couldn’t get any worse, I start to imagine her with Black Canary’s Canary Cry. Ugh. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK There’s not enough Psychoblondwalken in this film.
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Her dress is still white. — Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
“James! James! We need Rick James!” #AVTAK
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) June 12, 2014
Emergency…9-1-1! William Shatner would only make this movie better. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
‘Is he?” “Are you” “Am I? Is it time for my pills?” #AVTAK — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
Really, Bond? You’ve been in this situation countless times, and you reach for the f’n gun? *sigh* I give up. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Oh, this is the episode where Krammer is driving the back of the fire truck and Jerry sets the stereo store on fire. Cool! #AVTAK — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
Hey, Dirty Harry? If you want to put a bullet through him now and end his misery, I understand. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
The ironic thing is that Daniel Craig was conceived by that couple in the pick up truck. True story. #AVTAK
— Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
@007hertzrumble DON’T MOVE DIRTBAG!!! #AVTAK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
@GregMcCambley But but but she wears overalls like a boss. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
That cop car had just one day left until retirement. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@TRWilcox Somewhere someone probably said they wished they were watching #DAF too. #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
@ragazzadiparola I’m getting sushi. CAN’T A MAN GET SUSHI AROUND HERE WITHOUT BEING BADGERED?? #AVTAK — Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
@AnnaRenee Her skull is made of adamantium? #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
Oh good, we found the scale model room! This makes things much easier. #AVTAK — Mentor (@MentorsCamper) June 12, 2014
“Bond, you are in a position unsuitable to give orders!” #IndianaBondandtheTempleofDoom #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@GregMcCambley Who told you about my seepage? #AVTAK — Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent oh come on stacy is way worse … atleast they kept christmas’ lines shorter #avtak
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) June 12, 2014
@LiamFitzgee @MiddParent Yes but it sounds like Stacey looked up all the words at least. #AVTAK — Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot They sold me Girl Scout cookies in ’79. So I kept them. #AVTAK
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
@MiddParent Loyal? Loyal’s just another name for dead in a mine with too many regrets. #AVTAK — Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
It’s funny because it’s violent. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot I sued Mentos because I’m the Freshmaker. #AVTAK — Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
@GregMcCambley if you are into that sort of thing….doesn’t do anything for me. 🙂 #AVTAK
— Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
@GregMcCambley @MiddParent Cubby was a tracts man first, second and third. The rest is, quite literally, noise. #AVTAK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
@somepicnic I don’t need to pun. Everything I say works on 12 different levels of consciousness. #AVTAK #NaziEngineering
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
The way May Day cries out for Jenny Flex makes one think that might have been the real love story in this. #AVTAK #justsaying — Fussy (@MiddParent) June 12, 2014
@echidnabot I’ve got a sudden opening in my schedule. How about Friday? #AVTAK
— Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
Oh Mayday, when will you find true love? #AVTAK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) June 12, 2014
Yo, Grace, you’re May Day. She don’t scream for nothing. #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@AnnaRenee I tattooed the other side on my dirigible, if you know what I mean. #AVTAK — Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
@MentorsCamper Then, the garlic in Gilroy. #AVTAK
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
@TRWilcox I come standard in the Premium Dirigible Package. Also with Nav. #AVTAK — Blond Walken (@blondwalken) June 12, 2014
SHUUUUUTTTTT UUUUPPPPPP #AVTAK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
“Oh damn. I thought I’d gotten rid of her.” #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
Bond’s on the Mooring rope. Get it? #AVTAK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
@MentorsCamper When I was in SF, I happened to spy a blimp in the sky once. Didn’t say Zorin, so I wasn’t worried. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Stacy, screech like a barn owl!
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
@MentorsCamper As Bond villains go, I think Zorin was a very good one. Clearly insane. #AVTAK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) June 12, 2014
#AVTAK Stacy’s dress is still white.
— Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
@MentorsCamper It’s a bit scratchy. #AVTAK — Kerry (@echidnabot) June 12, 2014
@TRWilcox “Johnny 5 is alive!!!” “Oh do try to bring yourself back in one piece, Number 5.” #AVTAK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014
DENIS! salutes poorly placed Beach Boys tunes, #BlondWalken, and those great parts when Tanya Roberts didn't speak. pic.twitter.com/fbblkXcsjs
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) June 12, 2014
…and I followed up with this one the following morning because someone didn’t take their DENIS! 🙂
DENIS! salutes morning-after salutes, Tanya Roberts on mute, @BlondWalken, checking your backseat for Maydays #AVTAK pic.twitter.com/2g3Ufu3141 — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) June 12, 2014