You could learn a few things by reading the Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet Digest. I’m not saying you’ll learn how to randomly fly a Soviet MIG, but you might learn something less useful, like how to make 12 Teri Hatcher jokes in under 30 seconds.
INITIATE TOMORROW NEVER DIES LIVE TWEET DIGEST
There’s no Tweet like a Livetweet. INITIATE MISSION! #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Director Roger Spottiswoode was born in my hometown of Ottawa, Canada. Earlier films include Terror Train & Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
There’s nothing I like more than a crisp winter day and a stroll through a weapons bazaar… #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley Well, their villain was the spokesperson for Infinity. Wonder if they got any kickbacks on that! π #TND
β Fussy (@MiddParent) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley Doesn’t matter as soon as Elliot Carver speaks I feel the urge to run out and buy a Q45. π
β Fussy (@MiddParent) May 22, 2014
Keeping nuclear material locked up? What fun would that be? #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Why’s it gotta be a white knight? #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
He went for the bombs, but he’s staying for the small arms fire. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
They should have never invaded Crimea. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
I have arrived just in time to see Disappointed Dame Judi Dench. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Most of these credits are fantastic. And then we come to the lady sperm. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley Lang’s closer should’ve been the opener, really. #TND
β Morgan Ballantine (@MorganBallantin) May 22, 2014
Honestly if it werenβt for Jack Wade I wouldnβt be here tonight #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
I don’t think even Blofeld ever had a crew this bloodthirsty. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Iβll give them credit for really going full blown crazy cartoon villain in this one though #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
It’s full of bugs…so, it’s like windows vista? #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
No noose is good noose. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
@AnnaRenee He likes his Danish. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@AnnaRenee @007hertzrumble Crap am I missing out on #TND? Curse you, laundry day!
β Adam Slusar (@TapwaterAlice) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley "Get me a make on a white PUMPmobile." – (Not) Felix Leiter
— Adam Slusar (@TapwaterAlice) May 22, 2014
AND HE MISSED ‘PUMP HER FOR INFORMATION’…dangit @007hertzrumble… #sad #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
Well, Bond hates to flirt and run, but he has a plane to catch. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
A GPS?!?! What high technology is this? #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
I mean, sure. Soviet planes, one-of-a-kind remote-controlled cars. Sure. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Lois Lane! #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
this dress tho #FeatheredAndLethal #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
Teri Goddamned Hatcher. *sigh* #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Teri Hatcher, folks! She did the part for a very good reason: so her husband could say he slept with a Bond girl. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
look how fluffy that hair is! #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
“Pay no attention to the huge tent in my pants!” #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley Sausages? #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
judo chop! #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
Where’s the stock footage of a train going through a tunnel? #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley the baby was a blessing in more ways than one
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley @veedz amen, brother. #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
@veedz Are you telling me that there are factual inaccuracies in #TND? I refuse to believe that.
β Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 22, 2014
Well, Bond. What are you going to do with the satellite you just bought? Retrieve the diamonds from #DAF? #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
I’m sorry, Bond, but the proper quip is “I guess he had a pressing engagement.” #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Though most of his films were questionable, Brosnanβs pun delivery was by far the best. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
@AnnaRenee NO! THE OPPOSITE OF THIS!! #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
@veedz 006’s Beamer is full of Weird Al CDs. Not in the changer, he just sells them out of his trunk. #TND
β Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 22, 2014
Fuck I forgot all about Vincent Schiavelli. Ok, TWO good things about this one. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley I own his cookbook #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
GTA: Bond #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
@AnnaRenee “I did, but they said it’d be 45 minutes and they’ll only tow it 20 kilometers. After that we pay.” #TND
β Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 22, 2014
This scene is similar to how my driving exam went. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
Good afternoon, I’d like to return this rental. #TND
β Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 22, 2014
Oh, Jack Wade. Youβre something else. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Mutha fuckin’ Joe Don Baker. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
The JW of our generation, really. Oh, those are his initials. Well Iβll be. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
I’ve already forgotten every safety measure that guy said. I would die. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
@veedz You show a picture of Denise Richards as Christmas Jones. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Well, that puts a Stamper on the celebration. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
They should both jump out of the helicopter and kill themselves. That’ll really throw the bad guys. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
@AnnaRenee Every Bond villain has to have a defect. Carver’s is horrible typing skills. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley @AnnaRenee I mean, Mario Teaches Typing was a big deal back then so they really have no excuse #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
That knife didn’t work cause it was on the wrong chakra. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
The magical helicopter. Possibly the worst culprit of all when it comes to #TND inaccuracies.
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Minding your own business – cooking dinner, when a helicopter explodes through the wall and kills you. #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
No crash test dummies were harmed in that particular stunt. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@SullaBlack That’s Bonding Tiger Hidden Wai Lin. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Iβd like to hear Jack Wadeβs reaction to that keyboard. Itβs probably not veryβ¦ PC. *rimshot* β¦ *crickets* #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Holy hell. I finally made it. Is this the part where @PartyMoore007 hops on the massive testicle bomb? #TND
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
Itβs a Mexican standoff! Well, German/British/Generic Asian/White Guy With An Indian Name standoff. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Itβs a Mexican standoff! Well, German/British/Generic Asian/White Guy With An Indian Name standoff. #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
βPress the magic button. And if anyone knows about magic, itβs the guy with the doves in his pants. Thatβs me, BTW.β #TND
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
@007hertzrumble I commented earlier that, near as I can tell, Carver has the bloodthirstiest crew of henchmen ever. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@007hertzrumble A Nazi with a penchant for Chakra torture and snuff porn. Is anyone in this movie not completely fucking weird? #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Prepare for the sloooooooomoooooooooooo #TND
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
Just like Stamper to bring a machine gun to a missile fight. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Beep boop booooo boooooooooooo #failure #TND
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
@veedz I mean if anyone here knows bagels, itβs Stamper, am I right? #TND
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
Meanwhile youβve got the countdown going on in the background BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DO #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
“Mr. Stamper, please get out the damn duct tape and fix that hole!” #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
If you watch that scene where Brosnan tosses the empty gun without the sound on, I bet itβs hilarious. #TND
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley Stamper mussed 00Fluffyβs Bondβs hair once. Once. #TND #JohnnyBrosnerously
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
Iβd better point a gun at you and tell you how everything is going to plan #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Judo chop! #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
Well, that was a judo chop and then some! #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley you can borrow my crickets if you want #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
OK, Roger, that’s quite enough of the slo-mo. #TND
β Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 22, 2014
Stamper needs a cure for his athleteβs foot. #TND
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014
Michelle YeohZA. -wolf whistle- #TND
β Sulla Black (@SullaBlack) May 22, 2014
@007hertzrumble OH JAMES #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
@GregMcCambley @007hertzrumble I feel like that wasnβt really a problem #TND
β γ΄γ£γΌγγ«γγͺγͺ (@veedz) May 22, 2014
DENIS! salutes timely tweeters, remote control BMWs and #TND post-Teri Hatcher. pic.twitter.com/4V5Bpytxhy
β #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 22, 2014