Could both Timothy Dalton Bond movies advance in the Tournament of Bonds? We’ll soon find out as The Living Daylights made its tournament appearance and threw down the gauntlet. The Gigadalts blew a #Bond_age_ fuse.
INITIATE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS LIVE TWEET DIGEST (TOURNAMENT EDITION)!
Prepare for a heap of #SMOLDER and #MITCHELL!!! It’s time to INITIATE MISSION #TLD.
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble They’re there; you just can’t see them until it’s too late. Just like the monkeys. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
This is my favorite Bond film opening. #TheLivingDaylights #TLD #Bond_age_ — Trevor Jost (@tpjost) August 7, 2014
I use paintball mode in Goldeneye. #tld #TheLivingDaylights #Bond_age_
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) August 7, 2014
i love that cut to dalton #tld — Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 7, 2014
So, how did Mr. Paintball ever make it into the 00 Section? #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble Blue balls, on the other hand, are Bond’s Kryptonite. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
John Barry got a Moog for Christmas. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
let’s rock it out, now. #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
And this is where Dalton leaps past the geriatric Bond of Roger Moore in #AVTAK and straight into my heart. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
And this is where Dalton leaps past the geriatric Bond of Roger Moore in #AVTAK and straight into my heart. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
John Barry loves his new Moog. He sleeps with it. He calls it Nora. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
I gotta be honest…as much as I like #Craigers (and Skyfall)…I think #TDalt is my official favorite Bond. #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
@LiamFitzgee This theme has come up a lot lately as a favorite. No shame in loving A-Ha. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A FANDANGO. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A GAME OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@GregMcCambley THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A GAME OF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A SCREENING OF CABARET. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
And by planned to the last detail, I mean I’m wearing boxers that perfectly cuddle my giblets. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
For a story that was spun out of a single short story, the script for this film is fantastic. Solid story. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT HITMAN: ABSOLUTION oh wait… #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A TUPPERWARE PARTY. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
“the girl with the cello” is an unfair title, she was playing the shit outta that cello, how bout the lady cellist #tld — Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 7, 2014
Jeroen Krabbe always reminds me of MILOS! in Seinfeld. #TLD #JustSaying
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Fun fact: Koskov was stuck in that pipeline with Christmas Jones. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble At least 1000 Gigadalts. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
awkward make out session is awkward #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
Cheer up, Saunders. THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A GAME OF STUFF MY ORDERS. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A GAME OF THRONES. #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
Fun fact. Moneypenny’s glasses can be seen from space. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble If only they’d perfected it for Bond in #LALD. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
Just realised that last scene with the plane taking off would have been a perfect Danger Zone! moment. #Archer #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
80’s Moneypenny is 80’s. #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble Fun fact: Moneypenny’s first name? Lola. But she wasn’t a showgirl. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
Okay, so I admit this is a tiny bit dated. #TheLivingDaylights #TLD #Bond_age_ — Trevor Jost (@tpjost) August 7, 2014
I’m 00-fucking-7. I can carry my own picnic basket. #Prick #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Fun fact. “PUSHKIN” is Russian for “PUMPING.” #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Fun fact. John Glen wanted Max Headroom to play the milkman. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble Another game for Miloš!! #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
the kitchen fight reminds me of late 90s wrestling #tld
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 7, 2014
BORING CONVERSATION ANYWAY. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
His cassette tape must consist entirely of that song played over and over. I approve. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
Listen I didn’t like his cooking either, but he didn’t deserve that. #TLD #Bond_age_
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) August 7, 2014
This is why you buy pasteurized milk. It’s just safer, you guys. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
i’m a milk maid…i’m a doctor…i’m KGB #samedifference #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
@LiamFitzgee Chekhov’s Smoking Car Keys. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@GregMcCambley heyohhhh #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
Where’s the double-decker couch? Q’s not even trying. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Cello my baby, cello my darling, cello my ragtime gal! #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble @LiamFitzgee I like her a lot. I guess I Kara a torch for her. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble @LiamFitzgee I certainly don’t have a Lowell opinion of her either. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
JRD’s wearing the Executive. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Smolder intensifies. #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
The lowest setting of #TheSmolder is 500 Gigadalts. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
SMASH CUT to ANNOYED BOND (who didn’t get his way). #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Cello? Is it me you’re looking for? #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
We got no food, we got no jobs… our CELLOS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Or the sax, maybe. That’s what we always watch Bond movies for; the sax and violins. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@AnnaRenee It intensifies and focuses it. He can reach levels of 10,000 Gigadalts with it. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A GAME OF REMOTE CONTROL. #IWantMyMTV #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
“Vienna’s beautiful!” “Well you’ve lived in places where they dump bedpans over the balconies, so yeah….” #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
I’ve come to appreciate JDB. Has he done bad movies? Sure. But he’s also done Charley Varrick. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
He’s up to 75,000 Gigadalts, Saunders. Thanks for asking. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
All the times I’ve watched this film, and I suddenly just got “take me on the wheel” was a double entendre. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
“Do you want another ride?”
“Does it look like I’m f’ing done here?” #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@T_Lawson The Scale of Leiter Ineptitude. #TLD pic.twitter.com/F6SKltAkWD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
The gigadalt readings there were off the charts! #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble He’s Russian. They didn’t do fashion in the 80s. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
Who hired John Terry? #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
My custom DVD cover for #TLD. pic.twitter.com/dfOmIOMq83
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
“Where the cello have you been?” #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
WHOA WHOA WHOA don’t shake that cocktail so much, you might actually agitate it. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
she has so many talents…cello playing…murder…coffee making…scrapbooking…#TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A JERK STORE. #TLD
— Anna (@AnnaRenee) August 7, 2014
The other guy in this cell is absolutely RAFI from THE LEAGUE. #TLD pic.twitter.com/wttk2yceaj
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
“We’re inside a Russian airbase inside Afghanistan! I told you never to let me drink tequila.” #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Yay! They finally found their way to El Guapo’s! #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@T_Lawson I thought the most outdated thing in #TLD was Moneypenny’s glasses.
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble IM A DOCTOR, NOT A BRICKLAYER #tld
— Man, Myth, LeHah (@LeHah) August 7, 2014
“Are you calling me a horse’s ass? Oh, how I love your pillow talk.” #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
The first pillow fight in Bond movie history! #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
Bond films are the opium of the masses. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
Partied with the Mujahideen. #BondYOLO
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
THIS IS A MISSION. NOT A GAME OF DERP FACE! #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Hey, they got one free Resistance fighter with their purchase of the opium. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
russian military base in the middle of afghanistan, perhaps worst place for a woman to be ever? #tld
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 7, 2014
Kara? Well, she’s just engaging in some jeep thrills. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
She’ll just park that in your rear, thank you very much. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
Every other label I see in that cockpit is in Russian except for the fuel warning. Funny that. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
“I just hope we can make Pakistan.”
This message has been brought to you by the Pakistan Bureau of Tourism. #TLD
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble Nobody expects the Mujahideen! #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
@007hertzrumble why couldnt she have played the violin #tld
— Liam Fitzgerald (@LiamFitzgee) August 7, 2014
@LiamFitzgee @007hertzrumble They’d have looked silly skiing downhill on a violin case. #TLD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) August 7, 2014
*waves hi* RT @GregMcCambley: I don’t know about being on assignment, but he’ll certainly be on a broad shortly. #TLD pic.twitter.com/DIoP4Ac4FA
— Snarkar🦃ni™ (@Snarkaroni) August 7, 2014
DENIS! salutes John Barry’s new Moog, cello puns, THE SMOLDER, and beating THIS IS A MISSION jokes to death. #TLD pic.twitter.com/rHHwH9sNhT
— James Patrick (@007hertzrumble) August 7, 2014