April 30th – Diamonds Are Forever now has it’s adversary, the 17th-seeded OCTOPUSSY.
INITIATE THE OCTOPUSSY LIVE TWEET DIGEST (Tournament Edition)!
#OCTOPUSSY Opening Remixed with The Muppets! – #Bond_age_ http://t.co/hYQ2Fcep4z… #JamesBond #TheMuppets #TheBeatles pic.twitter.com/urHJRaNTU8
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) April 29, 2014
@007hertzrumble Another #Octopussy Remix to hype everyone up for #Bond_age_ tonight! http://t.co/Ev7NdZp6Kl — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) April 30, 2014
It’s the #Bond_age_ #TournamentOfBonds starring not one, not two, but OCTO… PUSSY! INITIATE MISSION #OCTOPUSSY
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
“Please be careful. I shaved this off Magnum earlier this morning. He’ll come for you.” #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
JUDO CHOP #Octopussy
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
“Toro sounds like a load of bull” is only funny because you know it’s supposed to be a joke, but it isn’t. #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
Half my timeline is tweeting #theletter and the other half #Octopussy. Not sure which film has more offensive Asian stereotypes. #TCMParty
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) May 1, 2014
Even basic level spies know one of the keys to impersonation is to know where the man you’re impersonating is at. #justsaying #Octopussy — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
Also, why were those guys wearing parachutes? This really concerns me and seems like a safety issue. #Octopussy
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
Rita Coolidge just doesn’t sound the same knowing you could have Animal growling at lady bits. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
It’s amazing that there’s just no attempt to disguise the nakedness here. No shadow naked figures. Just naked. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@GregMcCambley Yea. With Blu-Ray I’m setting a lot of nipples and a few #Octopussies. #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
#Octopussy pitch meeting: “We’ll open on a clown being chased by a juggler… no, not a juggler… a knife thrower!” “Perfect. Book the clown.”
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@theactualkeith “…and the brother is a bit of a liability, served a fiver at Lompoke. But he’s got exceptional aim.” #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble “He also has a fear of knives and will only agree to throwing shoes or those little plastic cocktail swords.” #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
Serious question though. Plural of #Octopussy – Octopussys or Octopussies?
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
they all float. #beepbeeprichie #octopussy — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble hence she was never seen again
— Gary (@bigraceking) May 1, 2014
“Ms. Smallbone, pleasure to meet you. Odd coincidence, my nickname at university was Large Bone.” #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
You know, it’s not a bad thing that the only thing Bond gives you is flowers. You could get an STI or death instead. #Octopussy
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) May 1, 2014
he speaks for himself…and others. #waitwhat #Octopussy — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
Why does that song play everywhere I go? #Octopussy. — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) May 1, 2014
it’s all in the wrist. ummm…that’s what she said? #Octopussy
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
…and pardon the “steak” / “stake” mistake… when you’re in the foxhole crazy spelling and grammar happens….
The steak is 200,000 rupees, which is like $7.50 and a bottle of Coca-Cola. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Did the math. 200,000 rupees was about $1450 in 1983 or $3300 today. Not as high stakes as it looked. #Octopussy
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
On one hand, it’s pretty insensitive. On the other… he might have actually used it on curry. Just a thought. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@GregMcCambley Overpopulation, old boy. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Based on later events, we know that Q has no problems keeping it up. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
That bird’s internal monologue: “Oh, fuck. Not this again. Can’t they just get a fucking doorknob? Fucking humans.” #Octopussy
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble Hey hey. It’s still prime-time in some time zones. 🙂 — kim (@kimmiechem2) May 1, 2014
Planning mtg for #Octopussy: We must have marigolds, walking on hot coals, snake charmers, a market scenes because INDIA
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
Just imagined the first time young Q had sex and it only lasted 30 seconds: “Experimental model.” #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
#Octopussy pic.twitter.com/PMDmBjbmOB
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble I love how much she doesn’t care. You know why? Cause she knows she looks good. #Octopussy #FACT — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
for my scrapbook…i collect…memories…(and matchbooks) #Octopussy
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble #Octopussy is the title of the movie. It is also a cute name for an aquatic animal that sounds dirty. — Ghost Mathis (@GhostMathis) May 1, 2014
@krissy_myers @007hertzrumble I could never figure it out. And neither could Alanis Morissette. #Octopussy
— Ghost Mathis (@GhostMathis) May 1, 2014
@somepicnic And this is the one where Q gets his own harem! Anything goes in the subcontinent! #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Hey guys, @007hertzrumble is live tweeting #Octopussy. It’s the best show in my feed right now.
— Phil Ogden (@jphilogden) May 1, 2014
Who’s excited for this badass dismount? #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Roger Moore stands on the balcony, shaking his fist angrily at the car below. “KHAAAAAAAAN!!!” #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Well, that was just rude! #Octopussy — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
@GregMcCambley He’s what the villain in #QoS probably should have been. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
“Why does everyone keep talking about me?” -The Octopus #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
I bet Roger Moore opens every closet expecting to see a lady waiting in there for him. Like his own personal automat. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Except instead of sandwiches, it’s hot chicks. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
he’s english, likes eggs, dice, long walks on the beach, and reading historical fiction . #Octopussy
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
And now we join Temple of Doom already in progress. #Octopussy — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
We now join the end of #Goodfellas, already in progress. #Octopussy
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
We now join the ending of #NSNA, already in progress. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@AnnaRenee It looked like some kind of Hostess Snack Cake. #Octopussy.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) May 1, 2014
This movie could really use some GUNGA DIN stock footage. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
We now return to Operation: Dumbo Drop, already in progress. #Octopussy
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
In the original script, #Octopussy was the Tiger’s name. The Tiger and Bond escaped by sea. The idea would become #LifeOfPi. #FACT — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
…insert Tarzan yell…
The only way that scream could be any more stupid is if it was dubbed by Tanya Roberts. #Octopussy
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
Roger Moore wades out to the tour boat where J.W. Pepper will surely be waiting… still on vacation. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Meanwhile Vijay whispers sweet nothings into @PartyMoore007’s ear. “I play tennis. I’m really quite good. I wear short shorts.” #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
“How do we hype up the danger in this scene?” “Leeches?” “Fucking nailed it! I knew there was a reason I hired by nephew!” #Octopussy #FACT — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
But she’s just holding the sitar. Is she actually going to play it? Is there some subtext I’m not… grasping? #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Where are the slow motion pillow fights? #Octopussy — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
“Pardon me, Miss Pussy, but I hope you don’t mind my saying… you handle that shaker like a monkey handles coconuts. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
While not explicitly stated, Vijay’s full name is Vijay Jay VIII. #Octopussy #FACT #ThinkAboutIt — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble Not a problem… I’ve never felt so free-ee-ee #Octopussy
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
@OldMovieWeirdo #Octopussy recycles GAH outfits for Octopussy’s harem. — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble @OldMovieWeirdo “Well come on, kid! Don’t just sit around with an octopus on your face! We’ve got work to do!” #Octopussy
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble Most charming and loveable sexual predator out there #JamesBond #Octopussy — Richelle Charkot (@somepicnic) May 1, 2014
@somepicnic Priorities! #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
The old octopus to the face trick. Gets ‘em every time. #Octopussy — ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014
wow…her girls swooped right in on a wing and a prayer and saved the day. #Octopussy
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
Ooh, right in the Mishka! #Octopussy — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
Und jetzt, Monty Python’s Fliegenden Zirkus! #Octopussy
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
The guy at the repository is gonna get demoted to working the Trans-European pipeline, you mark my words. #Octopussy — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
I didn’t know Peter Sellers was in this movie. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
“Remember. Only a quarter turn. If you turn it anymore, you will create a paradox in space time and this plot will make sense.” #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
@veedz @theactualkeith It makes more sense than #DAF. #Discuss #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble @veedz The Villain’s plan makes less sense, but the filmmaking makes more sense. #Octopussy vs. #DAF
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
@somepicnic I could totally see that. You might want to duck out before the clown scene. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@theactualkeith That’s where he normally keeps his John Steed. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Suddenly Bond’s on top of the world… #Octopussy #oknowimdone — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble It really would be a damn good movie. But then there’s the clown costume and the circus and Jesus God why why why #octopussy
— Mr LeHah (@LeHah) May 1, 2014
@veedz And #DAF takes place in CIRCUS CIRCUS. These two were meant to be pitted against each other. It’s fate, m’f’ers. #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE GORILLA SUIT #Octopussy
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014
This is going to be a tough vote to start #TournamentOfBonds #Octopussy — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
When he checks his gorilla watch… I can’t. I just can’t. #Octopussy
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014
@theactualkeith DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT #Octopussy — ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014
@TravisSMcClain FECK! #Octopussy pic.twitter.com/r2tn4D0J6g
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
I thought trains into tunnels were supposed to be symbolic of sexy times. #Octopussy
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble This is how it feels to watch #Octopussy: pic.twitter.com/2OmSss1QQO
— Travis McClain, Esq. (@TravisSMcClain) May 1, 2014
@TravisSMcClain And this is your brain on #DAF. #Octopussy pic.twitter.com/4iy77XXD6u — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@theactualkeith If there was a classical period for digital calculator watches it was definitely 1983. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
“Let’s see your circus pass.” “DAMMIT, MAN, I SAID IT’S URGENT.” #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
“is anyone else in there???” “Your mom.” #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
“General, there’s a bum in that canon.” “Sure. Where else would a bum be?” “Ahh, solving the homeless problem I see. Well done” #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
It didn’t stop on 007. Lame. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
Great thinking, Octopussy. Shoot the bomb! #Octopussy — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
I don’t even need to make jokes for this one, really. Quotes do just fine. #Octopussy
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014
Come on girls, let’s show them we are agile AND deadly! #girlcircuspower #Octopussy — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
How did women not figure out how to take over the world after watching this movie? #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
AND! Why is one of them still wearing their Greatest American Hero unitard? It’s a terrible disguise. #Octopussy
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
“I swear I didn’t know anything about the bomb.” “Who said anything about a bomb?” YOU JUST GOT JESSICA FLETCHER-ED, BITCH! #Octopussy — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
This movie would benefit by 1000% more Robert Culp. #Octopussy #GAH
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
I bet they can just make Karachi by dinnertime. #Octopussy — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
Gobinda really should have filed a grievance with the Henchman’s Union. Oh well. #Octopussy
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
BUT SHE SAID “JAAAMES!” So that means it’s good, right? #Octopussy — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
@007hertzrumble Sorry; I was looking for the part in #Octopussy that made sense. Still looking. pic.twitter.com/Hv3m4kzNoj
— Travis McClain, Esq. (@TravisSMcClain) May 1, 2014
DENIS! salutes #Octopussy. Really, just the word #Octopussy. Say it again. #Octopussy. pic.twitter.com/rWn5d6XH59 — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
You guys I’m never going to get that hour of my life back #Octopussy
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014
@PartyMoore007 @Party_Fitz @007hertzrumble I can only come up with so many funny jokes for #octopussy. It does the job for me, really. — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) May 1, 2014
How’s that Thursday morning #Bond_age_ hangover treating you? Remember: the best cure is the hair of the #Octopussy that bit you.
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014