…continued from the Moonraker Live Tweet Digest Vol. 1.
If you’ve come this far, you’re a gamer. You’re to be commended. You also might think you have a clue about what’s about to happen, but will you, can you, possibly be prepared for the PEW PEW PEW.
INITIATE THE CONCLUSION OF THE MOONRAKER LIVE TWEET DIGEST, AKA BOND IN SPACE
Set the targeting computer to The Colonel’s unique blend of herbs and spices! (any Community fans here?) #Moonraker
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 3, 2013
going to space. going. gotta go. space. please. yes. space. oh, space. let’s go to space. love space. astronauts. orbit. space. #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
@theactualkeith Drax owns all the sexy. IN THE UNIVERSE. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
@TRWilcox SEX SPACE HOOKERS! #Moonraker
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
@theactualkeith B-Side on NIN’s “Starfuckers” 10″ single. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
That’s no moon… That’s a 2001: A Space Odyssey rip-off. #Moonraker #ThatsNoMoon #ThatsAStarWarsReference.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 3, 2013
HE MEANS HIS COCK! RT @veedz: docking. lol #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
You know, if I had to make a choice, I’d prefer the Jaws way of meeting a woman. It’s a better story. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
Slow-mo anti-gravity sexy time is the sexiest time. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
I don’t think you appreciate the gravity of the situation, Bond. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
@theactualkeith “Open the podbay doors, C.U.M” *female voice* “I’m sorry, James. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.” #Moonraker
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 3, 2013
no jumpsuits Jaws’ size? #MOONRAKER
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble what kind of tea are you drinking tonight? lol #MOONRAKER
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble @AnnaRenee Sexy tea, spiked with LSD. Like me. #moonraker doesn’t really exist, right? It’s really just me on an acid trip.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 3, 2013
Drax’s plan was to put all the perfect people in the world into a hamster trail? Well, it’s his money. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
Great. Now I’m imagining a bunch of babies all with Drax’s beard. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
for a room full of “perfect specimens” there sure are a lot of derp faces #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble They take turns. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble Slightly more adult than that. 🙂 #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble Naked Twister, actually. 🙂 #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
ohhhhh…. radar jamming…. #MOONRAKER
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 3, 2013
HE MEANS HIS… oh nevermind. RT @AnnaRenee: ohhhhh…. radar jamming…. #MOONRAKER
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
Bond’s like FINISH HIM!!! And Goodhead’s like “I don’t know the button combo!!” #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
@GregMcCambley Thanks to Gogol’s red PJs, I’m now actively rooting for the Soviets to win this whole thing. #Moonraker
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 3, 2013
@TimRomines76 SPAAAAAAACE! Also, 1:43. #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
@tpjost I don’t know what you’re talking about. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
@tpjost I’m not watching, but your tweets are equally entertaining hahahaaaaaa
— Katie (@kac_makeup) October 3, 2013
In space, there are no seasons. … Actually, Mr. Bond, it’s a lot like San Diego. #Moonraker
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
@AnnaRenee BRACE YOURSELVES. THE PEW PEW PEWS ARE COMING. #Moonraker #GoT
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 3, 2013
Drax’s dialogue is choice. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
Flying stud farm. —> #Moonraker
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
I guess Jaws’ other brain is now running the show. Good for him. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
“I’m a slave to the poon, Hugo.” #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
when in doubt hit the well-labeled, conveniently placed emergency stop button. but only if you can’t find a self-destruct button. #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
Oh man. OPEN THE CARGO DOORS, INDEED! #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
Thunderball in Space! #pewpew #Moonraker
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 3, 2013
In space, no one can hear you pew pew pew. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
@TimRomines76 Jaws punches horse. #Moonraker
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 3, 2013
Pew pew pew pew pew. PEW. Pew. PEW PEW. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
pew pew pew pew #MOONRAKER
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) October 3, 2013
PEW PEW PEW #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
PEW PEW. RT @veedz: PEW PEW PEW #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
I WANT THE FREAKIN’ ASTRONAUTS WITH FREAKIN’ LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR FREAKIN’ HEADS! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK! #Moonraker
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
My cats are freaking out from the #pewpew!! #Moonraker
— Patrick Goff (@p2wy) October 3, 2013
pew pew pew #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW RT @30hertzrumble: PEW PEW. RT @veedz: PEW PEW PEW #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
PEW PEW RT @GregMcCambley: pew pew pew #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew #Moonraker
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
Annndd pew goes the laser gun. #Moonraker.
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 3, 2013
Space. Laser. Battle. —> #Moonraker
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
PEW PEW RT @tpjost: Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
pew pew, I say pew pew pew #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
In France, the sound effect is Pepe le pew pew pew #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
PEW PEW!!! PEW. RT @veedz: @30hertzrumble I wasn’t finished yet. PEW PEW #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
We shall expel him into space where he will explode into 200 mini-Draxes, thus forming his master race and completing his plot. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
@krissy_myers Oh man. If he’s just started saying “pew pew pew” and firing with his laser finger I WOULD JUST DIE. I’D DIE. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
“You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this floating palace of space prostitutes and go home!” #Moonraker
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 3, 2013
I do hope Twitter felt the full force of those PEW PEWs, like a thousand voices cried out and then were silenced. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
.@30hertzrumble Since I just watched every Bond movie, I know of what you speak.
— Guy (@speechwriterguy) October 3, 2013
@TimRomines76 Bill Shatner and Roger Moore were neighbors at one time. #moonraker #themoreyouknow
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble HE MEANS HIS COCK RT @theactualkeith: @TimRomines76 This just blew my mind! #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
HE MEANS HIS COCK. RT @tpjost: I pewed myself out. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
Where were there no space bits from ‘ploded space station? #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
And so, with the end of the space station, we can start putting Bond Wars to bed. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
… awkward. RT “@30hertzrumble: HE MEANS HIS COCK. RT @tpjost: I pewed myself out. #Moonraker”
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble There are finer points of #Moonraker physics? Surely you jest.
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble They’re so fine, they’re invisible. #Moonraker
— Greg M (@GregMcCambley) October 3, 2013
This movie is bullshit! There would be no sound in space! So close, and the end ruins it! #Moonraker
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
pew pew pew pew #Moonraker http://t.co/ZgksiAqo7N
— FanForumsTV (@FanForumsTV) October 3, 2013
“I’m coming in at a steeper angle than I should be…” SHE MEANS HER COCK! #Moonraker
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
@neiltyson Yes! @30hertzrumble and I have many, many questions about #Moonraker
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
@veedz Porkins nooooo #Moonraker
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) October 3, 2013
heh. Porkins. HE MEANS HIS COCK. RT @TRWilcox: @veedz Porkins nooooo #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
“My God! What is Bond doing?” said the British man who is still a virgin. #Moonraker
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
“He’s attempting re-entry, sir.” *Eyebrow raise* “He means my cock.” #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble much like Bond’s cock, it will be epic. #Moonraker
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
@krissy_myers *Turns up #Moonraker. Wakes up neighbors. Gets arrested by police.*
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) October 3, 2013
I didn’t just rewind to watch the space laser battle again… #Moonraker
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
Hey, can anyone tell me where you sit in church? #OneGuess #Moonraker
— Tim Romines (@TimRomines76) October 3, 2013
DENIS! salutes PEW PEW twitter takeovers, space orgies, Drax’s dialogue and Alan Partridge. #Moonraker pic.twitter.com/V7VM9vQQbp
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble PEW PEW #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble HIS COCK #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble cock pew #Moonraker
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
@krissy_myers @starwars This space orgy goes all f’ing night. #Moonraker
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
@30hertzrumble @starwars Only now we’ve got furries. This is gonna get weeeird. #chewbacca #Moonraker
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) October 3, 2013
@krissy_myers nope. Just #Moonraker again.
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams. #Moonraker
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
Alright, #Moonraker fans. I’ve got to shuttle off. Sweet dreams and pew pews.
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) October 3, 2013
Shuttle off. HE MEANS HIS COCK RT @30hertzrumble: Alright, #Moonraker fans. I’ve got to shuttle off. Sweet dreams and pew pews.
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) October 3, 2013
Excuse me while I snapchat all my friends the space laser battle in #Moonraker
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
I’m tired now. 2 hours of fitness bootcamp, 10 hours of work, and 2 hours 5 mins of #Moonraker really wears a guy out. Pew
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
@krissy_myers This isn’t the 00 agent you are looking for.
— Trevor Jost (@tpjost) October 3, 2013
Twitter was such a love fest this evening. #MadeMyDay Makes me wonder about that whole #SpaceOrgy concept. #Moonraker #Bond_age_
— Array Jackson (@ArrayJackson) October 5, 2013
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