May 14th – The Man with the Golden Gun, the 13th seed in the Tournament of Bonds, launches Match Nipple, I mean Match B.
INITIATE THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN LIVE TWEET DIGEST (Tournament Edition)!
Stuff your midgets in a suitcase. It’s time to INITIATE MISSION #MWGG, the 13th seed in the #TournamentOfBonds
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Nothing says “turn around and go home immediately” like a midget holding a platter of Tabasco sauce. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@GregMcCambley It’s the Nipple Without a Name. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@GregMcCambley Exactly. This predates the nipple’s work in Two Nipples for Sister Sara and Hang “Em Nippled. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@GregMcCambley How can you argue with the novelty of a Nipple singing? #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@007hertzrumble I try to keep abreast of a good Nipple song. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
Statue Bond looked perturbed. I think someone served him a sherry that was off. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
“Superfluous papilla.” I still prefer “tertiary nipple.” #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Mark Wahlberg, Tilda Swinton, Bill Paxton and Carrie Underwood belong to the tertiary nipple club. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
How nice. It’s “bring your drunken aunt to work” day at the Cabaret. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
@AnnaRenee Do you care to demonstrate real belly dancing? #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Someone get that man a Waldorf salad. #FawltyTowers #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
standard Bond/Q scene: Bond thinks he knows it all Q takes him down a peg Something explodes Q makes a bad pun /end scene #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
I cite this scene when people suggest that Moore didn’t have an edge. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
The eyebrow and the smile only make Moore’s sudden snarl more effective. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@007hertzrumble i never get to have any fun #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
i shower with a pistol because reasons! #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
It may be the beer, but I’m beginning to think there’s a connection between Scaramanga and Silva. A familial one, perhaps? #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw your hands up. Tell security we ’bout to tear this club up. #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
Ship design by Admiral Salvadore Dali. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
And two vague storylines come together. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
I get the impression that M would prefer if they brought back child labour to solve the energy crisis. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
Wait, Goodnight is an efficient what now? She has almost Tiffany Case-ish levels of ineptitude. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
Speaking w/ Robert Osborne in ’82, Cubby said “I can’t say there is a single Bond film I’d redo, but there are parts of #MWGG I’d change.”
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
this ‘looking over the fence’ bit is very little rascals if you ask me. #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
white tux white tux WHITE TUX #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
judo chop! #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
SUMO…CHOP! #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
@Chris_Divine
@Chris_divine A third would have redeemed them all, no? #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Now that Bond’s had his tea, he’s feeling saucy. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY, SIR! #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
@007hertzrumble The fact is that he enjoys it too. Connery would see manhood knocked. Dalton wouldn’t smile. Craig would batter them.
— James Longshaw (@JLongshanks7) May 15, 2014
@007hertzrumble Think that’s why he’s my favourite. Everyone loves a cheeky chap. Never short of a quip in a ridiculous situation. #MWTGG
— James Longshaw (@JLongshanks7) May 15, 2014
Another nut shot, what a surprise #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
“I don’t always screw off, but when I do I make it Mexican.” #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
YOU JUST TRY THAT IN MY BAYOU, BOY! #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
PEPPER ❤️ #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
JW speaks in capital letters. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
Oh man. I just lucked out with my joining point. JW is back and better than ever! #MWGG
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
You is ugly #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
Sorry, sorry. “YOU IS UGLY.” #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
JW and Murray Futterman in GREMLINS share a certain cinematic DNA. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
THE SOLEX AGITATOR. It’s does something something with the sun, but vibrates just so… which means the ladies love it. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Between Goodnight’s jealousy and Hip’s failure to rescue Bond, I’m beginning to worry about the state of affairs in Hong Kong. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
THE SOLEX AGITATOR came in a box marked “AS SEEN ON TV.” #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
I prefer the PHUYUCK ’72 myself. #MWGG
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
@veedz IT SOLEXES. IT AGITATES. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@veedz @007hertzrumble “You just set it…” “AND FOR-GET IT!” #MWGG
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
Goodnight looks great in HD. #MWGG #FACTS
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
Yes yes yes. This is when a super hot chick comes in dressed in nothing and Bond throws her in the closet to bang Octopussy. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@veedz Bond carries his own sign: “MORE THE MERRIER.” #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
“You don’t walk out on Scaramanga… you have to offer another nipple as penance.” #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@AnnaRenee Visit your local Home Depot for great remodeling advice #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
Imagine if Christopher Walken were in this. They could give him the line “Goodnight, Moon!” #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
She found that light blue terrycloth robe on the #Goldfinger set. #MWGG
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
@theactualkeith And Ryan Reynolds playing Roger Moore playing James Bond. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@theactualkeith Nicole Kidman as Andrea? #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@veedz @007hertzrumble LIES! Not enough thought! Why is this not being made??!??!?!!! #MWGG
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
The parrallels between Goodnight/Scaramanga and Tiffany Case/Blofeld is exact. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
YOU”RE THE AYEGENT. THAT ENGLISH SECRET AYEGENT FROM ENGLAND. #Bond_age_Pod #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
it’s good to know the Thai police officers were also trained by Commandant Lassard. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
SLIDE WHISTLE SLIDE WHISTLE #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
This whole sequence reminds me of something… http://t.co/nsRF6jsGjp #MWGG
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
CARRRRR PLANNNNNNE #MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
I do have to wonder how JW is still alive having now insulted everyone. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
“Doors, boss? OK.” *puts People Are Strange 8-track into machine* #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
@007hertzrumble Dammit! I’m too late to point out how #MWGG has Roger Moore’s most badass moment in all seven of his Bond movies.
— Travis McClain (@TravisSMcClain) May 15, 2014
#MWGG Which is: He stashes Goodnight in a closet to bed Andrea, then brings Goodnight out in the morning…and beds her AS HIS APOLOGY.
— Travis McClain (@TravisSMcClain) May 15, 2014
And now for the part of the movie entitled: Britt Eklund’s bum. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@Chris_divine
HE MEANS HIS COCK. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
This is Guy Hamilton’s finest hour. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@Chris_divine
@007hertzrumble incorrect. his finest TWO hours were diamonds are forever, obvi #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
“Ah, so that’s what it does. I thought it was just a MacGuffin.” #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Don’t know what the fuck kind of mushrooms you’re eating #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
“I’m serious Scaramanga, don’t fuck the liquid helium!” #MWGG
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 15, 2014
Scaramanga just got through telling Bond it’s only him & Nick Nack on the island, & then we meet Kraw. #theforgottenhenchman #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
“I like a girl in a bikini CUZ TA-TAS.” #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
I once made a gun out of a paper towel tube, a rubber band, and a marshmallow #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
“mano a mano…face to face.” ummmm, you might wanna check google translate…#MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
The whole point of this movie should have been the duel between Bond and Scaramanga. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
The Solex Agitator should have been a lie told by Scaramanga to make Bond believe the stakes were higher than mere pride. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Oh, I’m sorry. The point was just Britt Eklund in a bikini. That supersedes everything else. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
@007hertzrumble what were you saying? all i can focus on is Britt…#MWGG
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 15, 2014
This whole scene is a bit too Willy Wonka for me #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
Things are getting agitated. Not so much solexed. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Best BUM gag since Jill St. John. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
Never send a woman to do a cloud’s job #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
What also boggles the mind is that #TWINE just went ahead and remade *THIS* scene. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
HAHAH. “His junk is moored around the corner” SHE MEANS HIS COCK. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
I wonder if it was the bikini that drained her intelligence. Maybe she should have lounged around in a decent pantsuit. #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
See, take away the bikini, and she makes a good pun. Well done, Goodnight! #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
They might as well have dropped an anvil on him #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
@Chris_divine
Nice to see Bond’s like us. Who hasn’t come back from a trip with a suitcase full of Nick Nack? #MWGG
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 15, 2014
“Something came up.” Now this time I’m quite certain HE MEANS HIS COCK. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
JAMES BOND IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE. #MWGG
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
I’d forgotten about this song. And now I’ve unforgotten. Thanks a lot. #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
DENIS! salutes Goodnight’s bum, Scaramanga’s superfluous papilla, Roger Moore, JW, solexing and agitation. #MWGG pic.twitter.com/TPyztxg5D3
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 15, 2014
I’d say goodnight but, come on. #MWGG
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 15, 2014
@GregMcCambley The French dub of #MWGG translated Goodnight’s name, just for the sake of the bad pun at the end. “Bonnenuit! Bonnenuit!”
— Morgan Ballantine (@MorganBallantin) May 15, 2014