The T-Dalt-era departs as quickly as it arrives. Gone too soon. Sob. Sniffle. What could have been, should have been, would have been… if Timothy Dalton had had the opportunity to play James Bond on at least one more occasion. Licence to Kill always makes me a little gushy and from the sound of it, there may have been some LTK-conversion going on during the #Bond_age_ Licence to Kill Live Tweet session. THE JIMMY ENJOYS #TheSmolder!
INITIATE THE LICENCE TO KILL LIVE TWEET DIGEST
#TheSmolder returns for his final, signature performance as Bond. Don’t get your knickers in a twist! It’s time for #LTK. INITIATE MISSION!
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
MGM reminds you to buy bonds. We need it. Seriously, you guys. #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
OMG tux-y tux tux #LTK #yowza — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
I don’t always beat my mistress, but when I do, I beat her with a m’f’ing stingray tail. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
“I told you I HATE decorative mosquito nets from Pier One!!” #LTK
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Yep. You beat your woman, Robert Davi. You give it to her good. #HoorayForSexism #ltk
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Not even one reel in and you already hate the villain. #LTK
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble Two DEA agents and a guy in a tuxedo. What an awesome force. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Operation Ringbearer! #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
#TheSmolder rocks the carnation like nobody’s m’f’ing business. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
This was a hidden level in the SNES version of “Pilotwings”. #LTK
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
This whole gotta-leave-the-wedding-to-pull-a-covert-op set-up would be great for, like, a champagne commercial or something. #LTK
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
GRAND L. BUSH IS M’F’ING PLEASED WITH THAT OUTCOME. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
this is how i want to make my entrance when i get married #LTK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
Hey, does anyone want to buy an Olympus SLR? #ltk
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Enjoy these barely noticeable nipples! #LTK
— Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
@NitrateDiva Binder’s last outing, sadly. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
“You think this is some kind of Banana Republic.” “No, actually. There’s a distinct lack of argyle sweaters in this room.”#ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Della wants #TheSmolder. Bad. #LTK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Bond no like Killifer. Bond can’t wait to kill Killifer. #LTK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Wow, now that’s what I call white people dancing. #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble “Honey? Can we bring James on our Honeymoon?” “But what about Sharky? We can’t ALWAYS leave Sharky behind…” #Ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
I think Della wants a threesome #LTK — Fussy (@MiddParent) November 14, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss Pretty sure J.W.’s still hammered at Leiter’s wedding party. #LTK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Goddamn. Everybody in this movie is a skeezeball. It’s so satisfying when they get the piss beat out of ’em. #LTK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Clearly, Killifer was a PGA Tour washout. #LTK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Ah, nothing says menace like guys sitting around in paneled offices. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Somewhere, Benicio’s “Honeymoooooooo…..” is still echoing. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
SEE YOU IN HELLL! At least this Leiter’s got some chutzpa. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
I don’t want my ticket, woman! Can’t you see I’m SMOLDERING here? #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
He could have pushed that door open with just his gaze, you guys. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Bond’s rage-o-meter is rising. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
He’s looking around like he’s having flashbacks. #OHMSS Flashbacks. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Yes, because commitment = instant death and despair in the Bond universe. As in real life, actually. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
That local cop is an ass. And who the hell pronounces it Or-ee-gon? #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Kind a busy doing shark related things here, okay? #LTK — Fussy (@MiddParent) November 14, 2013
Shark Hunter II was an Atari game I had. #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Ooh. Someone stole that black, v-neck tactical shirt from @PartyMoore007… #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
How will Dalton ever escape this low rent Chuck Norris? #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
“Feel free to shoot tanks of water open in a room with lots of exposed wires boys!” #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
maggots to the face! #LTK — Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
@GregMcCambley I believe you mean to say SHOCKING. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble I stand by my pun. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
In this scene alone: death by maggots, electric eels and sharks. #FuckYeah #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble It’s how he lures customers in. They think he’s stupid, then he charges them outrageous fees. #LTK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Milton specialises in studying Krestaceans. #LTK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
do his shirts just not have top buttons or something? #LTK
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) November 14, 2013
You know, this vengeful, poufy-haired James would be a great match for MY PARENTS ARE DEAD Melina of #FYEO. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Bond has 99 problems but a bribed rat ain’t one of them! #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
In Italy the film was known as “Vendetta Privata” (personal revenge) because the translation for DR. NO was “Licenza di Uccidere” or #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Is it just me? Does anyone else want to yell FINISH HIM whenever Talisa Soto is on screen? #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
That’s no manta ray. That’s a MAN baby! #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Just when you thought the Roger Moore alligator suit was gauche…. here’s MANTA BOND. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
Hey @AnnaRenee… Wet Suit. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
And we all die a little inside when they make fun of dead Sharkey. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble smoldering venom. #LTK — Fussy (@MiddParent) November 14, 2013
@NSuszczyk @007hertzrumble Wish Krest would have been a Bond film villain – one of Fleming’s best bad guys. Kind of an evil JW Pepper #LTK — Christian Divine (@Chris_divine) November 14, 2013
Sure his organization is ruthless, but his wetsuits are FABULOUS!!!! #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Do you miss the days when henchmen would throw grenades overboard to get a skindiving Bond? I do. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Uh-oh. If they’re not careful, a THUNDERBALL might break out. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Crack Cocaine? Bond just found Rob Ford’s secret underwater Florida Stash! #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Last film in which Bond wears a Rolex. In #LTK is is the Submariner Date model. The same (nearly identical) watch is still made by Rolex. — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss One must always assume he wears a cup. Aside Roger, so he could maybe sneak in a knee to the nads gag. #Ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
This is a matter of taste, but I like to like my villains more than I like the villains in this. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Harpoon escape to waterski behind seaplane = good stuff #LTK — Drive-In Mob (@DriveInMob) November 14, 2013
Obligary 80’s action movie titty bar. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
I wonder if Busch paid for their product placement in the film with one case of beer or two? #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble This is the part where we start talking about how much we love Carey Lowell, right? #Ltk
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
The Contras kicked him out because he wouldn’t stop wearing that Che T-shirt he thought made him look cool. #LTK
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Carey Lowell and Timothy Dalton are about to grab the karaoke and sing “Time, Love and Tenderness.” #LTK
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
That shotgun wasn’t filled with rock salt, unlike a certain ditzy geologist from 2 movies ago… #LTK #AVTAK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
I don’t always steal speedboats but when I do, I make sure they’ve got kickass red piping. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble She’s not referring to South America, the continent. She’s talking anywhere from Arizona to Florida. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
She’s even flown Southwest a couple of time! #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Deal. Let us suck face to make this a legally binding contract. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
Clearly Caroline Bliss never took Mavis Beacon seriously. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
If you’re playing #Bond_age_ bingo, that Mavis Beacon reference is f’ing gold. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
And I’m pretty sure M’s reports don’t require the use of “throbbing,” Moneypenny. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
Instiutionalized sexism! It’s hilarious! #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
THE JIMMY KNOWS FINANCE. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
That man has banker’s hair. Lucky he’s a banker. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
I love Carey’s suit, here. Stunning. Just stunning. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
I’m suddenly in the market for an executive secretary. #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
I’m pretty sure this “Isthmus” is the same country Peter Falk and Alan Alda visited in “The In-Laws”. (1/2) #LTK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) November 14, 2013
Just wait until Bond finds out Sanchez is taking orders from Senor Pepe. #LtK — T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) November 14, 2013
@007hertzrumble The Man With the Green Iguana. #LTK
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
So…Sanchez’s girlfriend can’t deal with his… IGUANA? She has some selective taste in reptiles. #LTK
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
I hope he calls his pet Iguana JubJub. #LTK — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013
THE JIMMY SAYS 22 LARGE! #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
If Wayne Newton is your drug mule, you may wanna rethink your life choices. #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
What? A televangelist mixed up with some kind of vicious racket or sham? I am shocked, shocked. #LTK — The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) November 14, 2013
Truman Lodge, Veronica’s lesser known cousin. He’s not much talked about round Riverdale way. #LTK — Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) November 14, 2013
That’s a whole lotta back, and a whole little dress. #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
Tuxes, but the dude in the turtleneck and grey deal? He wander in from a key party? #LTK — Andy Ross (@ThatAndyRoss) November 14, 2013
@ThatAndyRoss JIMMY CAN GET SANCHEZ A DEAL! #LTK — #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) November 14, 2013
@GregMcCambley No worries. She doesn’t look offended. #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
@GregMcCambley She starts ordering expensive items from the menu and puts them on your tab. #LTK — Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) November 14, 2013
Ooh, dress rip. I could hear @007hertzrumble go “HNGH” from here. #ltk — Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) November 14, 2013