We’d done it once. Would we survive a second trip through the ringer? The #Bond_age_ crew gave Die Another Day all we had to give… but would it be enough to survive the live tweet to… die another day? MOVIE TITLE CALLOUT!
SHOT!
INITIATE THE DIE ANOTHER DAY LIVE TWEET DIGEST!
I am sooooo not ready to watch this whole movie. #DAD #bond_age_
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
CAN YOU HANDLE THE MADNESS?!?! Seek salvation in Jesus Bond. INITIATE MISSION! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
DUCK! #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
First and last time Bond shoots the audience. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
That bullet shot right at us should have been a warning sign to us all. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
After #DAD, Bond opens the SLO MO SURF SHOP. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Point Break Bond #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
#Bond_age_ I’ve always admired Pierce Brosnan’s hair. #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
Embrace the first third of this movie, people. EMBRACE IT. LOVE IT. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
What a lovely place he has. The mud fields are beautiful this time of year. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
Exposition Bond! #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
#Bond_age_ “I majored in western hypocrisy.” #quote
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
He also borrowed his entourage from the local TOYS R US. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
You know what would be cool? If they broke into Gangnam Style! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
I’m giddy for hovercrafts. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
I like the Bond covers his little Bonds before the explosion. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
The music is very cool right now.#Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
What’s Korean for “My hovercraft is full of eels?” #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
Good move pulling out the Bond theme in the opening sequence. We can get our jolllies on early and check out if necessary. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
oh myyyy noooooo #madonna #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
First Bond sequence to feature part of the movie’s narrative. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
#Bond_age_ It’s funny that the Madonna song is used for a torture scene. Torturous indeed. 🙂 #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
Freud would say that sometimes a title song is just a pile of crap. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
@echidnabot This thought keeps me on the straight and narrow! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
@echidnabot This thought keeps me on the straight and narrow! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
So far you have not turned water into wine. Why did I capture you, Jesus Bond? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Nor have you turned my little pissant lackeys into beautiful girls. WHAT GOOD ARE YOU, JESUS BOND?!? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@MiddParent I’m down with Bond being captured. It’s everything that happens after that that I begin to question. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
#Bond_age_ He’s bedazzled. #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
And Michael Madsen stumbles on set, pretends he has a part and the producers just go with it. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
When do we dunk him in the Bacta Chamber? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Come on. There’s got to be a few nerds out there that get the Bacta Chamber bit. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Ah, liver damage, yes it’s Bond.#Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
Pay attention, this is how you’ll all feel tomorrow. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Hong Kong? Phooey. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
Love that the nurse even checks out JESUS BOND. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
The first of many bad CGI shots. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
@007hertzrumble i got it, i got it…i’m just focusing all my energy trying to get through this film #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
As we know Bond cleans up well.#Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
The Cuba scenes are also very solid. They let Pierce be BOND. Something that didn’t always happen in his movies. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
PB’s movies were always overly concerned with action set pieces rathe than letting the character marinate. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Dr. No reference. SHOT! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
“Jinx you say. Do you believe in bad luck? Because I’ve read the script. And suddenly I’m a believer.” #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
A horny ornithologist. A Not The Nine O’clock News reference. Shot! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
@echidnabot Coulda really used an ellipsis there! UGH! I need to go take a shower. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
@MiddParent @echidnabot They should have yadda yaddad that sex scene. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
why do they always make security cameras so easy to turn off? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
Where’s Hergeshymer from G section? #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
Someone else goes to the Brosnan school of running, I see. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
#Bond_age_ Backward dive coming.
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
I looked away. I can’t watch the back dive. It makes me too angry. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@007hertzrumble Leave it to ISIS to be inspired by one of the worst Bond films. #Bond_age_
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) January 16, 2014
Hi Rosamund. Hi Rosamund. Hi Rosamund. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
THE SPY WHO LOVED ME reference. SHOT! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@007hertzrumble Don’t dignify her with her “British name” What a wannabe.#Bond_age_ #DAD
— Fussy (@MiddParent) January 16, 2014
“Gorgeous, isn’t she?” Yes. Yes she is. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
#Bond_age_ This fight scene is one of the best parts of the film. Totally outrageous. #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
Toby and Pierce aren’t reading the same script. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Kind of hoping the crazy Kendo suit guy from Moonraker crashes this fight scene. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
“While you were away the world changed.” “Not for me.” This movie actually contains 2 good lines of dialogue! #Bond_age_
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
@007hertzrumble OHMSS? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
OCTOPUSSY reference! (Acrostar on the wall) SHOT! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
From the useless info department: First Bond movie to open in an even year (2002) since MWGG (1974). #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
The Ice Palace in the film was inspired by the real-life Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Kiruna, Sweden. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Bjork’s going to show up as the REAL mastermind behind all this. Just you wait. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
Georgia O’Keefe in space. #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
@007hertzrumble It looks like she expects each line to end up on a tee shirt. #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
Yeah, they definitely don’t hear the invisible car as it DRIVES OVER SNOW. #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Fake snow is fake. #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
“Sex for dinner and death for breakfast” comes from the title of Chapter 11 in Fleming’s OHMSS. #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Halle Berry in Mission Unlikely. #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
And Jinx goes off to look for Pauly Shore and the other Baldwin. #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@MCavacini It’s part of the gamesmanship, no? He’s the one that shouldn’t buy it. #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@007hertzrumble Perhaps he’s not buying it but figures, “Why not?” I can’t blame him. 🙂 #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
i want a swan bed made from ice! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
Now it’s time for laser tag. #bond_age_ #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
SLOOOO MOOO JACKET FLIP ^TM #Bond_age_ #DAD
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
I never knew Dynamo survived Arnold. #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
@007hertzrumble Excuse me, sir, I speak Jive. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
Getting kind of a bad Logan’s Run feeling here. #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
Weeeee it’s LASER FLOYD! #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
This diamond face guy is an all-purpose generic villain. Looks like they could use him a Hong Kong production or Star Trek. #DAD #Bond_age_
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
If they’d made this movie in the 1970’s it would have been bitchin. #Bond_age_
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Title! Drink! #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
Oh the humanity. Ban hammered on #DAD. #Bond_age_
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
“You see, Mr. Bond, first You Die, and then you Die, Die Again…dammit, that’s not it, is it? #DAD #Bond_age_
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
Halle Berry gets lost on set. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
I’m glad we got one final Brosrunning shot. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Why did we do that weird camera thing around Stephens and Rosmund while they JUST STOOD THERE? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@MCavacini I thought that was the parasurfing scene. #BOND_AGE_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@AnnaRenee That’s Brosrunning ^TM #BOND_AGE_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Is he falling off the earth? #DAD #Bond_age_ #Therebedragons
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
Here’s where the movie gets totally absurd. #ParachuteSurfing #bond_age_ #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
Next week Bond auditions for the Jamaican bobsled team. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
You’re a terrible thing, Toby Stephens. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Bond’s going to end up on the Island of Misfit Toys now, right? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
Bond must have been wicked good on that one Battletoads level. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
The last twenty minutes have been spend coming and going from the Biodome. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
#TND reference. SHOT! #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
hard to find the door handle on invisi-car. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
What happens when the invisible car gets covered in snow? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
I hope the Predator is in this or those water guys from The Abyss. #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
I’m going to count this as the skiing part of this Bond film. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
@MCavacini Nope. Because it wouldn’t flip open in that direction. But if that’s the quibble here… lol #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@MCavacini It is. Incredible stunt work and driving. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Laughing at upside down sliding car, and the flipping back over again. So ridiculous it made the movie awesome for a second #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
@30hertzrumble Rosamund…can he borrow yours? #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
If things don’t work for him, the blond henchman can always go back to playing Dawber on Coach. #DAD #Bond_age_
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
Michael Madsen hung around for craft services and then decided to hop into another scene once he was full. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@30hertzrumble That’s not funny at all…. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
As Joe Bob Briggs would say, “Too much plot getting in the way of the story.” #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
You can shatter glass with your hand but you’re using wire cutters? Q must be taking the week off. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Toby stole Bono’s fly glasses. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
the CGI…OMG THE CGI!!! #Bond_age_ #DAD #terrible
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
@echidnabot Those are her flying gloves. She keeps them inside her brassiere. Convenient and cleavage practical! #Bond_age_
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Who knew a Nintendo Power Glove could cause so much destruction. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Michael Cavacini (@MCavacini) January 16, 2014
And then we go into full on pseudo O Fortuna mode. #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
I keep hoping that Rosmund offs Jinx but to date I’ve not been satisfied in that regard. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Bond is no match for Toby’s Power Glove (TM Nintendo of America) #Bond_age_ #DAD
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
Unnecessary sports bra? Check. (And thank you, Lee Tamahori.) #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
SLOOOOW MOOOOOOOO JUDOOOOOO CHHHHHOP. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
@MCavacini haha, missed your tweet, I just said the same thing! “jinx” (ugh) #Bond_age_
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
@30hertzrumble shut your mouth….
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
@AnnaRenee I could have used some more slo-mo kicks to Jinx’s face. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Haha, lighting up a cigarette as destruction rains down. How awesomely Madsen. #DAD #Bond_age_
— T. R. Wilcox (@TRWilcox) January 16, 2014
And that is why the Spruce Goose was never a good idea. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
This just goes to show that if you’re thinking about making a Bond movie about diamonds, stop, reconsider. Please. #Bond_age_ #DAD
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
Do they blow up now? Please? #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
oh thank goodness #theend #Bond_age_ #DAD
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) January 16, 2014
Hey! There was a guy called Stephen Eels in the crew. Do you think he ever got in the hovercraft? #DAD #Bond_age_
— Kerry (@echidnabot) January 16, 2014
Thank you, all. You get your #DAD merit badges. #Bond_age_
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014
DENIS! salutes 00-Fluffy and everybody that survived DIE ANOTHER DAY tonight. Well done, #Bond_age_ fans. pic.twitter.com/1Y8Gz5VBpP
— James David Patrick (@30hertzrumble) January 16, 2014