You know what they say…. behind every great bracket is a great lesser bracket. The NCAA’s have the NIT. The Winners have the Losers bracket. And the Tournament of Bonds has the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets.
Introducing the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets
After each live tweet a secret panel of “experts” selects their favorite tweets from the past week. I will then decide on the Top 5(ish) and submit those tweets to a vote. As we roll along through the live tweets, our second bracket will be populated and then the tweets will duel for their own fame and glory. The author of the winning tweet will be crowned Man or Woman with the Golden Tweet and be required to add a third nipple… and be showered with fame and glory and uncertain Interweb riches.
Here are the contenders for Golden Tweet of the Octopussy Live Tweet.
“Remember. Only a quarter turn. If you turn it anymore, you will create a paradox in space time and this plot will make sense.” #Octopussy
— Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith) May 1, 2014
I bet Roger Moore opens every closet expecting to see a lady waiting in there for him. Like his own personal automat. #Octopussy
— #Bond_age_ (@007hertzrumble) May 1, 2014
You know, it’s not a bad thing that the only thing Bond gives you is flowers. You could get an STI or death instead. #Octopussy
— Krissy Myers (@krissy_myers) May 1, 2014
Planning mtg for #Octopussy: We must have marigolds, walking on hot coals, snake charmers, a market scenes because INDIA
— Anna Morrison (@AnnaRenee) May 1, 2014
I thought trains into tunnels were supposed to be symbolic of sexy times. #Octopussy
— Canucklehead (@GregMcCambley) May 1, 2014
OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE GORILLA SUIT #Octopussy
— ヴィートカプリオ (@veedz) May 1, 2014