Slouchy Bond

Slouchy Bond

[in the tune of “Spider Pig”]

Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Does whatever a Slouchy Bond does. Can he smile in a wig? No, he can’t. He’s a Bond. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.

Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Marries the “ugly” girl cuz he can. Can he smile in a bed? Not even then. He’s asleep. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.

Slouchy Bond. Slouchy Bond. Trained as a ninja, by Samuel L. Can he yell in a robe? Not a chance. He’s a grump. Look out, he’s a Slouchy Bond.

The Slouchy Bond Song

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