The anticipation for #SKYFALL made us all a little bit punchy. Was it the last #Bond_age_ Live Tweet session? Would any of us even survive the epic twatter, anyway? Or would our tweets become warm and fuzzy and comfort us in our hour of triumph?

INITIATE the SKYFALL Live Tweet Digest.

 

…great, last *official* live tweet and I forgot the hashtag in the “Initiate Mission” tweet…

…we begin in medias res and the puns and PUMPING start to fly like we’d been here all along…

…as Bond destroys Turkey, we destroy the English language…

…and Craigers is like I asked you to hold the train, why didn’t you hold the train?…

…reference footnote:

Skyfall Remixed Opening w/ Oingo Boingo from James Patrick on Vimeo.

…at last we know the source of Judi Dench’s PUMPING tendencies. That bastard from THE ENGLISH PATIENT is behind it all…

…if only this line had been left into that early HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS script…

…yes… yes it is…

…cut to Bond, post-coitus, in a Turkish hut… bender in progress…

…oh hai, Mum… you’ll need to restock the liquor cabinet…

…and now, back at the halls of the underground MI-6, Bond looks shaken and stirred…

…reference footnote:

…and we meet Q, played by Ben Whishaw… the dude who most recently played Shakespeare’s Richard II on BBC2…

…and so begins the #Skyfall / #LtK comparisons… they run deep, friends…

…this sidetrack is only a warmup for what would come…

…back on task, Bond hitches a ride on the underside of an elevator…

…and now off to Macau to get freshly shorn by Eve…

…the winds whispered “#LtK” all evening long…

…truth, she does have killer eyebrows…

…I pause to celebrate the return of the very first #Bond_age_ [fan]girl…

………….#LtK……………

…help a brother out….

…the Skyfall Live Tweet Digest continues in VOLUME 2…

Skyfall Live Tweet Digest

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