Call for Submissions! The #Bond_age_Pod Festivus

Hello, #Bond_age_Pod listeners. We’ve been spewing forth our Bond prattle for two years now and quite frankly I don’t know why you haven’t put us on mute… especially after my tirade on the SPECTRE episode. I know we said we were going to revisit SPECTRE with clearer heads but first I want to do something new with the #Bond_age_Pod.

We want to hear you. And not just your Twatter bag tweets. In this wondrous age of digital advancement, you can all appear on the next #Bond_age_Pod.

For this very special episode I’m going to combine two of my favorite things, Seinfeld and James Bond, into one blissful aural cacophony. The #Bond_age_Pod Festivus Special will give you all the opportunity to publicly air your grievances — about James Bond, about the #Bond_age_Pod. Hell, in the spirit of Festivus, we’ll take all your tired, crotchety grievances. We’re goddamn giving.

#Bond_age_ grievances

 

Here’s how it works:

Record your Festivus grievance in an audio file. You can use a voice recorder on your smartphone or Garage Band on your Mac or I don’t know what you people do with your PC’s anymore.

  1. Introduce yourself: Name, twitter handle, however you want to be identified.
  2. State your grievance: Keep it clean-ish. Pick something from the Bond universe that’s always bothered you, hammered at the back of your skull, like pride f’ing with you.
  3. Skip the feats of strength: We don’t want to know.
  4. Declare something a Festivus Miracle! Pick out something small or otherwise insignificant from Bond. A tossaway line, a casual moment that might not otherwise be noticed. Praise it! Then declare it a Festivus Miracle!

 

Once you put that recording in the can, send me the audio file at 007hertzrumble@gmail.com.

a festivus miracle kramer

Sound good? You have until the end of the day on Christmas to send me your audio file for inclusion in the episode. I’ll edit the episode and post it sometime before the new year. Let’s rally the #Bond_age_ troops and make this a Festivus worthy of 53 years of James Bond. If you have any questions, feel free to shoot me an email. If you’d like to have a short Skype conversation with one of our hosts instead, we can arrange that in lieu of a solo recording. 

 

#Bond_age_Pod: Unfiltered – SPECTRE

#Bond_age_ Podcast

Episode 13: #Bond_age_ Unfiltered – SPECTRE

James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers), Greg (@MisterGreggles) and Keith (@TheActualKeith) have a completely civilized conversation about the 24th James Bond film, Spectre. And by civil I mean at least half of the talking people left the room at some point during the conversation, Jay gets yelly and calls Keith a “beacon of positivity,” Greg tries to play peacemaker while simultaneously disagreeing with everyone and Krissy goes audibly apoplectic. In other news, Keith discusses the origins of his father’s hairstyle, someone brings up Diamonds Are Forever again, and a listener compares Spectre to vanilla ice cream with chunks of arachnid. Just another day on the microphones at #Bond_age_ HQ.

Also, Bond goes back for the girl. He just does.

 

 

Right click, save as to download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/thejamesbondsocialmediaproject/Pod_13_high-auphonic.mp3

 

CREDITS

 

Talking People

James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, angry pitchfork-wielding villager.

Krissy Myers (@Krissy_Myers), #Bond_age_ #HoorayForSexism consultant, #PrisTweet Queen, Party Moore’s weekend lady.

Greg Sacademy (@MisterGreggles), magnanimous and prolific host of the Debatable Podcast, #Bond_age_ chaperone.

Keith Bodayla (@TheActualKeith), beacon of positivity.

 

Music contained within:

“The Photoshop Song” – Rhett & Link
“Writing’s On the Wall” – Rory McVicar (Sam Smith cover)
“It’s Martini Time” – The Reverend Horton Heat
“Hank Scorpio Theme” – The Simpsons

 

Relevant images/videos:

fecktre

James_Bond-_GoldenEye_Teaser_Poster twine-teaser-1

 

#Bond_age_ Podcast on iTunes

Listen to Stitcher

 

Originally recorded on November 28th, 2015.

Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No f’ing money is made from this podcast.

 

#Bond_age_Pod Episode 12: SPECTRE Trailer Special

#Bond_age_ Podcast

Episode 12: SPECTRE Trailer Special

James (@007hertzrumble), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Greg Sacademy (Sahadachny, aka @MisterGreggles) dissect the full-length SPECTRE trailer, dissect a herring, lament the lack of white Bond dinner jackets in Krissy’s lifetime, discuss the finer points of Bond pinball machines and dig into the roots of Greg’s teetotalism. They definitely do not mention Sam Smith or Batman. At all. Not even during the Twatterbag. And if you believe that, they’re also totally sober.

 

Right click, save as to download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/thejamesbondsocialmediaproject/Pod_12.mp3

 

CREDITS

 

Talking People

James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, President of the Sam Smith fanclub.

Krissy Myers (@Krissy_Myers), #Bond_age_ regular, #HoorayForSexism consultant, Pinball Wizard.

Greg Sacademy (@MisterGreggles), magnanimous and prolific host of the Debatable Podcast, #Bond_age_ chaperone.

 

Music contained within:

Unnamed music on the SPECTRE Trailer  – probably by Thomas Newman (How’s that for a credit?)
“Disappear” – INXS
“Writing’s On the Wall” – Sam Smith
“Reckoner” – Radiohead

 

Relevant images/videos:

SPECTRE Trailer:

GoldenEye pinball machine:

goldneye pinball machine

 

#Bond_age_ Podcast on iTunes

Listen to Stitcher

 

Originally recorded on September 18th 2015.

Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No f’ing money is made from this podcast.

 

#Bond_age_Pod Episode 11: #UNCLE_Pod

#Bond_age_ Podcast

Episode 11: #UNCLE_Pod

James (@007hertzrumble) and Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) discuss Guy Ritchie’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie and the original The Man from U.N.C.L.E. television show. Did the movie succeed in updating Ilya and Napoleon? Why has the movie been a disppointment? And can they refrain from talking about James Bond for an entire episode? Who knew Henry Cavill was actually good? And what’s Taye Diggs got to do with any of this?

 

 

Right click, save as to download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/thejamesbondsocialmediaproject/UNCLE_pod.mp3

 

CREDITS

 

Talking People

James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame.

Krissy Myers (@Krissy_Myers), #Bond_age_ regular, #HoorayForSexism consultant, co-host of Chronic Rift podcast.

 

Music contained within:

“The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” – Jerry Goldsmith
“Feeling Good” – Nina Simone
“The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” – The Gallants

 

 

#Bond_age_ Podcast on iTunes

Listen to Stitcher

 

Originally recorded on August 25th 2015.

Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

 

@007hertzrumble on The Nerd Lunch Podcast

I moonlighted on yet another podcast last week, appearing on the Nerd Lunch Podcast with Carlin Trammel (also of Pod, James Pod). In this episode we were given the ability to wipe a “thing” and a “person” from existence. I chose to erase Diamonds Are Forever and Joel Schumacher. In this episode I also manage to butcher poor John Gavin’s name by repeatedly pronouncing it “Gal-vin.” Poor John Gavin. I must have crossed wires in my head and somehow connected John Gavin with deadball-era, Hall of Fame Pittsburg Alleghenys pitcher Pud Galvin. Just think, if John Gavin had kept that gig as James Bond in Diamonds Are Forever, nobody would have ever butchered his name on a random podcast.

 

James, aka The #Bond_age_ Guy, aka @007hertzrumble on The Nerd Lunch Podcast

the nerd lunch podcast

#Bond_age_Pod Episode 10: Tactleneck Special

#Bond_age_ Podcast

Episode 10: The Tactleneck Special, A Brief History of Spytastic Turtlenecks

James (@007hertzrumble), Keith (@theactualkeith), Krissy (@Krissy_Myers) and Greg (@MisterGreggles) talk about the history of turtlenecks from 15-century cave paintings through Sterling Archer and SPECTRE, with special focus on the turtleneck as a tactical garment.

 

 

Right click, save as to download: http://traffic.libsyn.com/thejamesbondsocialmediaproject/Bond_age_Pod10.mp3

 

CREDITS

 

Talking People

 

James David Patrick (@007hertzrumble), proprietor of this here #Bond_age_ project, co-President of CinemaShame. Turtleneck envious.

Keith Bodayla (@theactualkeith), #Bond_age_ regular, podcasting pro (But You’re Wrong), turtleneck naysayer.

Krissy Myers (@Krissy_Myers), #Bond_age_ regular, #HoorayForSexism consultant, co-host of Chronic Rift podcast, turtleneck proponent.

Greg Sahadachny (@MisterGreggles), #Bond_age_ champion, podcasting pro (Debatable Pod), turtleneck curious.

 

Voice work

 

Not Sean Connery: Jim Phoel (@DraconicVerses)

 

Music contained within:

 

“GoldenEye 007 Elevator Music 1″ – from the GoldenEye 007 N64 Game
“GoldenEye 007 Elevator Music 2″ – from the GoldenEye 007 N64 Game
“Turtleneck and Chain” – Lonely Island featuring Snoop Dogg
“Razzamataz” – John Travolta

 

Important Images:

 

spectre-poster-teaser

Archer Tactleneck

Steve McQueen turtleneck

 

#Bond_age_ Podcast on iTunes

Listen to Stitcher

 

Originally recorded on March 21st 2015.

Copyrights are owned by the artists and their labels. No money is made from this podcast.

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