If you see Travis around in the Twatterverse commend him for a Tweet well Twattered. Many fabulous prizes are most surely on their way to his doorstep. I can’t say what they are because that would just spoil the surprise. But they’re amazing, trust me.
We’ve reached the FINALS! for the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets. This is the goldest twatter the twatterers done twattered. Choose… wisely. The winner wins pride, satisfaction and all sorts of bragging rights.
Also, my apologies for the delay in progressing this contest. When the website crashed some months ago, I neglected to advance the contest. I’m back on track now.
Though the Internet failed to recognize the brilliance of the hashtag #SongsSilvaCouldHaveUsedToPrefaceHisLairAssault, the Skyfall live tweet provided its share of Gold Tweets. (BTW, I still think “Boom Clap” deserves a chance.)
@007hertzrumble Seriously, Bond? Heineken? F*ck that shit. Pabst Blue RIbbon!
You know what they say…. behind every great bracket is a great lesser bracket. The NCAA’s have the NIT. The Winners have the Losers bracket. And the Tournament of Bonds has the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets.
Introducing the Tournament of #Bond_age_ Tweets
After each live tweet a secret panel of “experts” selects their favorite tweets from the past week. I will then decide on the Top 5(ish) and submit those tweets to a vote. As we roll along through the live tweets, our second bracket will be populated and then the tweets will duel for their own fame and glory. The author of the winning tweet will be crowned Man or Woman with the Golden Tweet and be required to add a third nipple… and be showered with fame and glory and uncertain Interweb riches.
Here are the contenders for Golden Tweet of the Octopussy Live Tweet.
“Remember. Only a quarter turn. If you turn it anymore, you will create a paradox in space time and this plot will make sense.” #Octopussy