Thought this may seem like a blast from the near past, it is! It absolutely is. This GoldenEye Live Tweet Digest had fallen victim to the great #Bond_age_ website collapse of (early) 2015. As I was cleaning out my Documents folder I stumbled onto a text file labeled “goldeneye3.” While not exactly the unearthing of the lost ark, it’s one step closer to being complete. Or, at the very least, not missing any GoldenEye live tweets. Small victories I suppose.
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June 11th: In my regrettable absence I turned over hosting duties to @AnnaRenee who ran a ship so yar, she had arbs commenting on #AVTAK taking over Twitter. Both absurd and wildly entertaining before turning grating and nonsensical, A VIEW TO A KILL provides everything a good live tweet needs to conquer the world.
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June 4th: Match C in the Tournament of Bonds begins with the live tweet favorite, Live and Let Die. There’s never a dull twatter moment between the dated blaxploitation themes, pimpmobiles and J.W. Gone Wild speedboat action.
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You could learn a few things by reading the Tomorrow Never Dies Live Tweet Digest. I’m not saying you’ll learn how to randomly fly a Soviet MIG, but you might learn something less useful, like how to make 12 Teri Hatcher jokes in under 30 seconds.
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May 14th – The Man with the Golden Gun, the 13th seed in the Tournament of Bonds, launches Match Nipple, I mean Match B.
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April 30th – Diamonds Are Forever now has it’s adversary, the 17th-seeded OCTOPUSSY.
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